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one o f my hobbies i s collecting anime girl pictures and i sure like the look o f yours
what i a m trying t o say i s that browsing and posting o n 4chan comes with i t a variety o f subhobbies

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>>38261016
make up a ton of shit, how hard can it be?

also,
>college
you are overqualified for this board, LEAVE NORMIE REEEEE

>>38261016
Just put generic normie shit that can't be verified.

>hiking
>reading
>hanging out with friends
>debating with friends (i.e. shitposting here, but don't say that)
>appreciating art

Pretty much anything that can't be verified and doesn't need an actual skill to be shown to prove it is fair game.

>>38261015
Abusive relationship, no contest. Would you rather
>get abused
>not get abused

Hurr durr b-but muh feelings!! Weaklings

I want a bimbo too tbqh

>>38260706
I wouldn't mind a bimbo fuck toy. But she's just ugly.

Why are you still here? Just to watch us suffer?

>>38260725
im trying to help you losers

>>38260979
how do i get a job, norman

>>38260644
It means I've checked your digits

It means don't ever, ever read into things like that.

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>>38260619
Also the pic is my 18 tear old parrot who died a month ago. I've had him with me since I was 5 and he was a baby. How do I compensate for now having zero (0) friends or company?

>>38260619

Honestly, it makes no difference to me if I'm here or not....still just as psychotic.

Your parrot looks like he was beautiful, sorry for your loss.

Schizoid, but I don't know how that relates to schizophrenia or other schizo-type "disorders." I have bouts of psychosis, but they don't involve hallucinations, just really scrambled and disturbing thoughts that are more akin to a silent nightmare playing out in my head while my brain is simultaneously trying to process waking reality.

I really hate social interaction, beyond limited interaction online. I can't manage intimate relationships, and quite honestly, I am content just to release any sexual tension through fapping for the rest of my life. Although I've tried to date off and on, I quickly felt suffocated by having other people be involved in my life in any definitive capacity.

>I quit 4chan for 2 years because I thought it would help me
4chan is just a timesink for me. I don't want "help," I just want to be removed from my surroundings until I can go to sleep. No, I don't use drugs for that. Then I would just have another problem to deal with.

>>38260529
*degenerate
Origami commentee

You're a parasite. It does not matter what you think.

>>38260559
>implying we aren't all parasites on this board

>>38482951
>21-30 years old
>any height is fine, short is best though
>not a lardbeast or anorexic, chubby or thicc is best
>bookish hobbies and creative pursuits, best if she likes to draw or write
>ambitions of her own in addition to seeking out a relationship, not a dependent clinger
>likes to cuddle, relax, and chat well into the night
>sexuality revolves around roleplaying and keeping things new and fun, creative and willing to experiment and grow
>goofy sense of humor
>gets along well with my parents
>isn't afraid to sing along with my shitty music in the car
That should be enough to give the general idea.

>>38482951
>18-60 years old
>any race or weight/height
>she is totally kind to me and into me
>is my biggest fan when it comes to my art and music
>loves it when I cook for the both of us
>she always wants to spend time with me
>loves being intimate with me, lots of touching/cuddling/sex
>likes being lazy with me at home as much as exploring places/going out to places on dates with me

That's it.

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>tfw no cute, lanky, boyish figure shut-in virgin weirdo who i can physically torment and cuddle afterwards
where's the justice

>>38482896
Web developer. Get to work from home. Meetings once or twice a week. All in all working by myself

>work inventory
>use big ass calculator
>easy data entry
>turbo typing all day
>work alone most of the time
>get to scope some nice butts a lot of the time

>>38482961
How did you get into that? I've been learning React and Angular but I don't know where to go from here. I don't wanna work at a machine shop for much longer.

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>>38260387
>2017
>still trapped inside the bland monochrome hip hop basics bubble

lmao have fun at the ass end of the human centipede of fashion trends

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Ok faggots I don't want to be seen with a bunch of bumbois anyway