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anybody in a legal mariijiguana state wanna ship me some pot? i'll pay over paypal
>tfw too scared to order online
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Marijuana is degenerate.
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>>37254796
but yet you seem to have no problem posting on an imageboard for degenerates

really made me think
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dude just go to a skatepark or something that's stupid

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>going to a normalfag party this weekend
How do I go about this?
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Use alcohol, and lots of it
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>>37254682
It's considered really cool if you stand against the wall watching the party without talking to anyone
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>>37254682
Try to push them off the balcony like Elliot

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>tfw you still haven't made that game
>tfw you haven't written a song in years
>tfw it's been a month since you've been laid
>tfw you only make $40k/year
>tfw you could do anything but couldn't decide
>tfw you've been doing the same thing for 10 years
>tfw no progress

When are you gonna stop being average, anon?
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last musical release i put out was almost a year and a half ago now and ive been working on new material since but it's garbage and I'll never finish this release; I'll always be average
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>>37254585
>$40k/year

What do you do? I currently make 30, and it's good enough, but if there is a way I can make more doing the same amount of work, I'm into it.
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>>37254619
welder at a manufacturing plant. $19/hr

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>chilling at the park
>old dude walks up to me and sits beside me
>started preaching about jeebus
>am a muslim
>out of respect i had to pretend im a christian and i listen to his preaching
>we did a prayer in the end
>i asked jesus to forgive me lolololol
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I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Mark
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>>37254623
it happened im not a practicing muslim so i really couldnt care if i did a christian prayer lol. it was really interesting though
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Mummy and I went to the bank and withdrew $10,000.

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can you really suck these?
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i want a foreskin so bad .
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No. My dick cant fit through a toilet paper roll. Try filling a toilet paper roll in your mouth, it barely fits
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Yes but you have to open your mouth really really wide!!!

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ITT post things nu-/r9k/ won't believe
I've legitimately never had sex
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ive seen boobs irl and they weren't in a strip club
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>>37254216

those hip bones are fucking with my mind
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>>37254216
I am an irl khv, but not like nu-robots would even know what that stands for

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>everyone hates rapists
>libtards love refugees
>refugees love rape
>libtards love rapists

>libtards love feminism
>Islam rapes, stones, and beheads women for any reason
>libtards love muslims

Explain these things to me.
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j3wish
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if only there was a liberal in a classical sense..... OH WAIT
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>>37254183
do you really think this is how the world works? if so, you're just as uninformed as the rest of the idiots peddling this bullshit. take it from a guy living in the most migrant-dense area of norway; migrants don't cause any more problems than ethnic norwegians

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How do you find a qt blind gf?
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Write a sign.
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>>37254138
I've never seen an attractive blind person. Do they exist?
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>>37254161
I'd assume so.

Originally.

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Hygiene survey thread.
>Age
>Gender
>How many times a week do you brush your
teeth?
>How often do you change clothes?
>How many times a week do you floss?
>How many times a week do you shower?
>Do you use deoderant?
>Do you live alone?
>Do you own pets?
>Do you have piss jars/jugs?
>Is your general area filled with rotten food and garbage?
>Is it very dusty in your area?
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you do drugs?
>Optional: Post picture of bedroom/current area.
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>freshly 18
>male
>7-10 times a week
>once or twice a day- pajamas and outside clothes if needed
>4 times a week?
>2 or 3 times a day, but actual OCD (so I'm an outlier here, sorry). If I feel any sweat on me I need to shower again, so it's not uncommon for me to shower six or seven times a day during summer
>only when i go outside
>no, NEET
>parents' dog
>no, because OCD. Everything must be clean, all the time, so I clean everything again and again and again.
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
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>>37254090
Hygiene survey thread.
>Age
24
>Gender
M
>How many times a week do you brush your
teeth?
6-7
>How often do you change clothes?
1x, 2x if gym or hot/sweaty out
>How many times a week do you floss?
0.25 (1x month)
>How many times a week do you shower?
6-7
>Do you use deoderant?
yes
>Do you live alone?
no
>Do you own pets?
used to
>Do you have piss jars/jugs?
no
>Is your general area filled with rotten food and garbage?
garbage yes, turnover -24 hours
>Is it very dusty in your area?\
no
>Do you smoke?
no
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>>37254229
>showering that much

I feel truly sorry for your skin

>want to be alone all the time
>hate being lonely and feel shit when starved of human warmth
why
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>>37253995
we're built that way, to crave human interaction.
you don't want to be lonely you just think you want to, go out make some friends and stuff like a normie would. maybe use the normiebook to find old friends and reconnect with them
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>>37254118
but when i make friends i just stop talking to them and don't want to hang out with them because i want to be alone
so that's the problem
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>>37254442
maintaining friendships is like exercise and hygeine and doing your laundry. It's something that some people enjoy but some people don't enjoy, but everyone has to do it to hold their shit together. Just think of it that way, and don't close yourself off to having some fun with it sometimes :)

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Who manboobs here? Share your experiences and that intense feeling of wanting to kill yourself every time you go outside
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>>37253833
I have b cup tits when I'm fat but when I'm skinny and work out they're gone. Not sure if it's gyno I just wanna get skinny again.
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>>37253833
I've had my manboobs for so long that I hardly care anymore. At one point, I managed to drop down to a pretty reasonable weight for my stature, but they still remained. The way I see it, the only way to be rid of them is to go full skeleton or visit a plastic surgeon, and I don't have quite enough motivation to do either.
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>have had titties since the 6th grade

>was always known as "that kid" with bigger titties than all of the girls in my class

>people would literally call me "titties" as my nickname

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Post your ideal female.
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>>37253472
She's originally the one in the middle
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This is what the IDEAL man looks like.
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>>37253472
Not a woman but pic related. He's perfect

Let's settle this once and for all: Is peach a virgin or is she a roastie whore?
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>>37253252
Ask Bowser.
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Daisy is best princess.
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>>37253252
is this game about how peach lets mario rot and she settles down with luigi?

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What the fuck do you put in a resume if you don't have any work experience...looking for my first job after being a neet for years,ALSO WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO HAVE A RESUME JUST TO BE A DISHWASHER REEEE
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>>37253251
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

He fell for it! YOU DONT ACTUALLY GET A JOB UNLESS YOUR WORK FOR MR.JEWSTEIN
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>>37253282
I DONT WANNA GET A JOB BUT MOMMY SAID I HAVE TOO
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>>37253404
Just kill her duh

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REMEMBER
THERES AN ELLIOT IN ALL OF US
THERE IS AN ELLIOT IN ALL OF US
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>>37253125
Let us post then, you and I
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>you will never be a hapa
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>>37253125
Who's elliot?


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