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last musical release i put out was almost a year and a half ago now and ive been working on new material since but it's garbage and I'll never finish this release; I'll always be average

>>37254585
>$40k/year

What do you do? I currently make 30, and it's good enough, but if there is a way I can make more doing the same amount of work, I'm into it.

>>37254619
welder at a manufacturing plant. $19/hr

I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Mark

>>37254623
it happened im not a practicing muslim so i really couldnt care if i did a christian prayer lol. it was really interesting though

Mummy and I went to the bank and withdrew $10,000.

i want a foreskin so bad .

No. My dick cant fit through a toilet paper roll. Try filling a toilet paper roll in your mouth, it barely fits

Yes but you have to open your mouth really really wide!!!

ive seen boobs irl and they weren't in a strip club

>>37254216

those hip bones are fucking with my mind

>>37254216
I am an irl khv, but not like nu-robots would even know what that stands for

j3wish

if only there was a liberal in a classical sense..... OH WAIT

>>37254183
do you really think this is how the world works? if so, you're just as uninformed as the rest of the idiots peddling this bullshit. take it from a guy living in the most migrant-dense area of norway; migrants don't cause any more problems than ethnic norwegians

Write a sign.

>>37254138
I've never seen an attractive blind person. Do they exist?

>>37254161
I'd assume so.

Originally.

>freshly 18
>male
>7-10 times a week
>once or twice a day- pajamas and outside clothes if needed
>4 times a week?
>2 or 3 times a day, but actual OCD (so I'm an outlier here, sorry). If I feel any sweat on me I need to shower again, so it's not uncommon for me to shower six or seven times a day during summer
>only when i go outside
>no, NEET
>parents' dog
>no, because OCD. Everything must be clean, all the time, so I clean everything again and again and again.
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no

>>37254090
Hygiene survey thread.
>Age
24
>Gender
M
>How many times a week do you brush your
teeth?
6-7
>How often do you change clothes?
1x, 2x if gym or hot/sweaty out
>How many times a week do you floss?
0.25 (1x month)
>How many times a week do you shower?
6-7
>Do you use deoderant?
yes
>Do you live alone?
no
>Do you own pets?
used to
>Do you have piss jars/jugs?
no
>Is your general area filled with rotten food and garbage?
garbage yes, turnover -24 hours
>Is it very dusty in your area?\
no
>Do you smoke?
no

>>37254229
>showering that much

I feel truly sorry for your skin

>>37253995
we're built that way, to crave human interaction.
you don't want to be lonely you just think you want to, go out make some friends and stuff like a normie would. maybe use the normiebook to find old friends and reconnect with them

>>37254118
but when i make friends i just stop talking to them and don't want to hang out with them because i want to be alone
so that's the problem

>>37254442
maintaining friendships is like exercise and hygeine and doing your laundry. It's something that some people enjoy but some people don't enjoy, but everyone has to do it to hold their shit together. Just think of it that way, and don't close yourself off to having some fun with it sometimes :)

>>37253833
I have b cup tits when I'm fat but when I'm skinny and work out they're gone. Not sure if it's gyno I just wanna get skinny again.

>>37253833
I've had my manboobs for so long that I hardly care anymore. At one point, I managed to drop down to a pretty reasonable weight for my stature, but they still remained. The way I see it, the only way to be rid of them is to go full skeleton or visit a plastic surgeon, and I don't have quite enough motivation to do either.

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>have had titties since the 6th grade

>was always known as "that kid" with bigger titties than all of the girls in my class

>people would literally call me "titties" as my nickname

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>>37253472
She's originally the one in the middle

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This is what the IDEAL man looks like.

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>>37253472
Not a woman but pic related. He's perfect

>>37253252
Ask Bowser.

Daisy is best princess.

>>37253252
is this game about how peach lets mario rot and she settles down with luigi?

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>>37253251
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

He fell for it! YOU DONT ACTUALLY GET A JOB UNLESS YOUR WORK FOR MR.JEWSTEIN

>>37253282
I DONT WANNA GET A JOB BUT MOMMY SAID I HAVE TOO

>>37253404
Just kill her duh

>>37253125
Let us post then, you and I

>you will never be a hapa

>>37253125
Who's elliot?

Those women aren't attractive

>>37252788
I-I'll be your orbiter
I'm kinda shy so I won't text you as much

Oh I haven't introduced myself, I'm anon. What's your name?

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>>37252788

That picture always makes me angry. A bunch of stuck up 35+ year old roasties dressed like 16 year olds and acting like they're hot shit.

>>37252727
I just feel an enormous sense of admiration for the bastard who dreamed this up. Pure mathematicians are truly Gods among men.

I just looked it up and now my eyes hurt and im scared

>>37252727
>whoa dude math is so whacky!