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>>38834160
Stop crying so many, pepeanon *hugs*

>>38834160
they think you're attractive, anon, embrace it

>>38834160
It all depends on what you call normal anon. Could you give us a description/pic of what you call normal ?

>>38834107
Nope. You're 100% right, OP.

I almost got trapped in some shitty lab tech job surrounded by a bunch of awful women but managed to get out and into a field I actually wanted.

>>38834107
>gets laid
>works out
>has a job
Fuck off normie fuck

>>38834282
Godspeed anon

>>38834365
Some of us have real problems, not manchild dilemmas. Fuck off faggot

Yeah, thanks!


originality is key

>>38833974
Sure, baby. Mmmmm! Hope this is some wonderful vegan cheese!

can i get some hairline on that pizza you fuckin dyke

a roof over their head since they have nothing else to offer

money
influence
power

>>38833951
A nice big Chad cock grinding their cunts to orgasm

>>38833900
actually going to work in 20

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>>38833900
Should I just end it? I'll never be able to live that sweet NEET life. Forever bound in wageslavery

i'm at uni and it's the best

get to do fuck all, smoke weed and drink all the time with a close group of mates, women are easy

don't have to work at all

better than being a lonely neet like yourself

>TFW straight edge
>Considering picking up drinking to maybe not be so shy at public places to meet people but afraid I will easy succumb to alcoholism

>>38833820
Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED! Then jack off! What's the fucking problem?? Moron!!

>>38833866
alcoholism is a spook it isn't real my dude

First name Solomon or Muhammad

>>38833727
>family name is Giraud
Should I just give up ?

>>38833680
https://www.caf.fr/
When the website will work ofc

>>38833645
friend of mine is about your height and gets a hell of a lot more girls than me,
he even owns like 9 cats

granted
he's half black and half German , so he's black but got the ruggedly handsome German facial features to go along with it,
so take that as you wil.

yep same op 5'6 27 yrs old life being short sucks

eh i'm 5'5 and I do alright with women, i'm only 21 mind

obviously it's 10x easier when you're taller but you can still do fine with a bit of personality, dressing well and being well groomed

>>38833642
Lots of males on discord because there are already lots of males spending many hours a day on the computer doing whatever, programming, masturbating, gaming.. each of these pasttimes has less females in it. females just go out and get drunk every night and take chad dick, every night, over and over.

>>38833642
Is ther an /r9k/ discord?

>>38833978
Yes, but they are actually huge normie+reddit circlejerks. It's stupid to think you can just intrude in one and make friends.

>>38833593
Blood siblings are yes.
But i have 2 brothers via childhood friendship. They are just as fucked as i am

>>38833593
I have one brother who is pretty much chad except for the having sex part

6'4, muscular and confident

>>38833593
My sister tries but she's gonna end up like me, no matter how hard she wiill try not to.

>>38833588
Thats how addiction works. Re-learning how to not instantly gratify yourself. Takes a lot of work, nicotine is a pretty addictive substance.

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>>38833633
I don't even feel worse, its just the exact same as normal. Only now I have one less thing I enjoy. It feels the same as doing something like quiting watching movies.

>>38833758
Smoking a pack a day is not out of enjoyment. I smoke a pack a day and I do like smoking but its not enjoyable. It costs a shitload of money and fucks up your lungs, you cant taste or smell as well and you smell like shit.

Nicotine is a relatively easy withdrawal and its minor on scales to what it could be, but would you be able to smoke just one and put it back down?

Not being in physical or emotional pain. That makes me very happy.

Laughing, being around family and friends, a good book or video game

>>38833547
Buying things, that's why i'm sad most of the time lol

>>38833508
No, it only gets harder.

Some days, yes. Other days, no.
Just keep your head down, save up, retire, and return to glorious NEETdom

Yes, after a while you can't feel your feet anymore but usually by that time your back feels like someone's trying to tear out your spine.

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>>38833505
You know what to do, anon. It's time for you to become a wagecuck. Embrace it.

do the video games that you play not have blackmarkets? You can do some services (although you will be competing with people who have been in the business for years and you'll be competing with other third worlders for really shitty pay) and get paid in bitcoin or whatever

Iktf
Where are you from ?
This is original

>he starts teaching me English and algebra
>we even bought a new boiler a table and a new couch
>passed year January Henry develops pneumoia
>dies after 8 months since diagnosed with the disease
>three months pass by and I still miss Henry without him I might have end up dead by starvation
>keep working in the base cleaning up and washing taxis and combis
>Henry left his house for me or so I Tought I had the keys and lived there
>after 7 months since Henry died someone knocks on the door
>a guy that apparently works for the municipality
>tells me they are planning on tearing down the house
>wtf no its mine
>may I see the papers he say
>don't have any
>police man evict me and also stole some money I had
>still Henry left me his combi so I still have somewhere to rest the eyes
>save some money and buy a old laptop
>register in prepa en Linea (high school online
>forgot that I need a fucking psu for it to charge
>go to some mexican suburbs and find an abandoned house
>break in so I can recharge the laptop
>do this on some houses
>watch and register on a book where people live and don't live so I can try to break in
>been doing this for a few weeks now


That's pretty much it guys basically I'm a orphan man that wants to finish High school and I'm really poor I'm working illegaly (without a permission) so it's about time to be homeless again I also eat only junk food sugar, cheap bred chips hot dogs from 7/11 and I think I'm gonna get diabetes and also has provoked me several acne before with Henry we used to buy vegetables fruit cereals oats, beans and I don't earn much by working as a illegal driver.
Usually because the others drivers know I'm illegal and have to pay a fee to them to let me work and gasoline.


Could anyone help me?

Also thanks for making me feel less shittier.

So are you in Armenia?
Have you tried to emigrate to a more hobo-friendly country? I don't really know how could I help you

humm seems like a shitty life but you shuld just try to get paper, a side job and a real university/course. Online lesson is useless and have 0 value. The only online stuff which actually work is IT. I m sorry i wuld love to help you but i live i n France, have some trouble to afford my rent but my life is really comfy, just keep going, anon, you already did well, life is suppose to be shitty hard and painfull, so when you last breath will come you ll be happy to fight and will rest in peace.
You are a real man, all the other people are shit in comparaison of you, our future need strong man like you.