Why would you want a gf? It won't be what you imagine it to be anyway.
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>>38228099
Yes it would. Because I've had 5. And a fiance.
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>>38228099
>wanted a friend
>got a gf
>still friendless and lonely most of my days
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Does that guy honestly think he will get any (you)s with bait that shitty?
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>haven't jerked off in a week
>it's fully hitting me how pathetic it is that i've never had a gf, how much of a complete and total loser i am, and how disgusting my body is
I'm so deep into this hole that I'm contemplating going back to my porn addiction. At least then I can keep ignoring how back things really are.
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>>38228081
You need to not jerk it for a week to realize that?
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>>38228106
Correct. Jerking off gives me a dopamine release and distracts me from the gravity of the situation. While I've obviously always been aware of it, I haven't truly felt upset about it for a while.
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All of those are problems you could fix with some effort.
THEY LAUGH AT ME ALOUD
THEY SAY I'M JUST A CLOWN
THAT I AIN'T GOT NO PRIDE
I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
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THE GIRLS LOOK REALLY CUTE
THEY REALLY MAKE IT WORK
THEY THINK I'M JUST A JERK
I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
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I NEVER COULD SIT STILL
I NEVER WAS TOO HIP
I NEVER CAUGHT THE RIDE
I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
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MAMAAAAA
I KILLLED AA MAAAAANNN
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>tfw /r9k/ nigger is active and posting again
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I hope it's that black guy who eats his own shit.
He scares away the normies
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>not having a good old nigger hate thread to scare off the niggers and normies
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Are you talking about ruggarell
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Everybody at work watches Rick and Morty 2017-07-08 08:35:26 Post No.38228050
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Everybody at work watches Rick and Morty
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How the fuck do I deal with this? I'm retarded enough but can seemingly handle general questions and discussion but just today everybody became super obsessed with this stupid shit
My managers are screeching WUB A LUB DUB at me and everyone keeps saying shit like IM PICKLE RICKKKK and how it's "such a stupid show but it's actually so smart"
FUCK
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>>38228050
Just watch Rick and Morty, OP. It'll make you smarter.
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>>38228050
>Tfw too inteligent to enjoy a TV show.
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I usually watch shit normies watch just to have something to talk about with them. It's garbage 99% of the time, but it's watchable. But I can't watch this fucking Rick and Morty shit, it's so fucking annoying and stupid.
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>put finger in nose
>feel that bit where the cartilage and skin meet
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>>38228022
>blood flows out but you keep eating
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why do boogers taste so good god damn it!
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>>38228526
That's fucking gross you faggots never matured past kindergarten
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how do you get into weird ass obscure genres of music like drone and harsh noise?
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You discover something to like about them. You might say drone is weird ass music but there's a ton of it that's accessible and relaxing even.
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just listen to them so much that it pains you to go without listening to them
same with any kind of music really
passenger of shit is standard noise
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Both of them are usually shit unless they are elements of other music desu.
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>tfw I'm trap top and love bottom muscle fags
Do you love dominant dickgirls, faggits?
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>tfw no trap to rape your big masculine butt and fill you with girl semen
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>>38228020
Depends, are you hung?
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>>38228051
Dunno what is hung for you, I'm 7 inches
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>dad is berry picker
>wan't me to pick the berries too
>I just want to sit in chair and read comic books
>dad say I must become berry picker or I can't eat his food
>only eat corn I pick myself
>1 to me 0 to dad
>who else love neet life?
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>>38227991
I know this is bait but berry picking seems like an alright job
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>>38228017
Yeah, at least you don't have to talk to anyone.
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>>38228053
that'd be the best part honestly. probably could do it hammered too
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The following is a very important public service message
If you watched Angel Beats and you actually enjoyed it and thought it was good, then you need to seek medical care because you probably have brain damage.
It's likely that you'll need an MRI to find the source of the problem
Go to the emergency room immediately. Tell them you watched Angel Beats and that you liked it. They will know what to do. Many such cases.
They will probably administer a blood thinner to help break the clot in your brain
It's very important that you urgently seek medical care because the brain damage may be permanent. You may require assisted living if you have not already made such arrangements.
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>>38227970
hey man it was pretty alright tbqh, the music is good too
you should sperg about it on /a/ tbqh familia
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I thought I was the only one who thought this way. Everything in that anime was dogshitexcept for TK... I like him
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Got bored after a few episodes but this was years ago. Might give it another go.
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I'm getting tired of my cat always wanting to be with me or always wanting my attention.
I thought these little shitheads are independent, but she's always looking at me whenever I'm home and always wanting to lay against me while I'm trying to stay cool in this hot weather.
It's technically my sisters cat, but I'm supposed to look after it while she's away for the next 3 years.
I don't think I'm ready for a human companion.
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>>38227921
c-cute
post more stories pls
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I absolutely HATE cats. Its not like I want to hate them but theyre just so useless and have nasty mouths.
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It fucking meows at me whenever I get up, like I just took away her favorite spot.
I've had her since January and this started in May.
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Hey guys I recently tripped hard as fuck on dph and honestly I kind of enjoyed it the only bad thing is the body high is super gay. Also I really couldn't tell what was real and what was a delusion. I knew the spiders were not real because I was really expecting to see them the thing that caught me off guard though was talking to people I thought were in my house but I was home alone so that was pretty fucked.
So pretty much the hallucinating was cool but the body high and hangover were pure shit. Probably would not do again but I'm glad I did I personally think everyone should try it once. My dose was 500mg Benadryl.
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ALSO PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TRIP LOTS OF CRAZY ASS HALUCINATIONS.
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>>38227916
>couldn't tell what was real
Me every morning. Should I try it too because I'm used to it?
>benadryl
Oh THAT. FUCK YOU OP that's worse than anything. I didn't even trip, I just felt like death. Like, I love hangovers after doing half a gallon of 80 proof vodka in comparison. FUCK YOU DON'T DO IT ROBOTS
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>>38227945
It's really not even that bad bro.
Kinda cool being completely schizophrenic for 5 hours
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What was your secondary school experience like, r9k? Was it the highlight or bane of your existence?
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Hurm...? Orig...?
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>>38227844
If you mean middle school, it was rough, but had some bright spots. 6th grade saw me being constantly angry because people would bully me, and i ended up getting constantly suspended and without anyone for friends. The next year started out in much the same way, but i calmed down immensely after I fell in love with someone. The 8th grade girl i liked didn't feel the same, but I made a friend, and that was enough for me. Watching anime and talking to this girl kept me sane through that year. 8th was uneventful, as the girl moved on to high school and i was left mostly friendless and i started to burn out on anime some, although I didnt revert back to who i was in 6th grade. After an eventful summer where I lost and got back my crush in the span of a month and with the girl reigniting my live for anime again, I started up high school but thats a tale for another time
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had its ups and downs
i went to British secondary school. year 7 and 8 were hellish as i was constantly bullied and had no friends. it fucked me up good. in year 9 all the classes were rejigged and from then on the bullying stopped and i made new friends, it was a pretty fun and comfy experience overall. when i was in year 10 in 2013 was probably the easiest year of my life. but the bullying sustained from year 7 and 8 had a permanent effect on me and even after leaving school im a massive asperger with social phobia
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4 months of /r9k/ threads were lost from 2015 2017-07-08 08:13:36 Post No.38227831
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4 months of /r9k/ threads were lost from 2015
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Between June 10th and October 24th 2015, all threads posted on /r9k/ were lost, let's try and talk about the summer of 2015 and memories of /r9k/.
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I remember a funny story of this robot who went to Japan, he had his whole trip planned out but shortly after arriving there he got picked up by some woman and spent most of his time at her apartment. I think it involved hamburgers.
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Anything worthwhile
happen at the woman's place?
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Another thread was this thread I made, about a robot alone at a convention.
I spent the time trying to find this girl with the bucket hat
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Pills/weed/Alcohol general
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Are we getting fucked before bed or what?
Took the last of my Robaxin
Guess I'll be sober after this for awhile
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Just shot up a half gram of some black tar 30 minutes earlier. Probably gonna drift off to sleep soon.
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>>38227834
Man, isnt it scary? What if you miss the vein? I wish i had the balls to shoot up some dilauded.
I was in the ER recently and got some.
It was sooo good.
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Anyone know a legit website where I can buy pills like morphine and not go to jail?