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>>39529974
yeah, put ice cubes in your butthole every night

The muscles should stay nice and taut then

>>39529992
That doesn't sound like fun

>>39530009
>That doesn't sound like fun
It literally doesn't even sound that bad
It sounds mildly uncomfortable at worst anon, and I'm not doctor but I have a hunch it's gonna work

I used to have knee problems. My knees would click every time I extended them, they would hurt when I walked around or sat down. I started icing my knees every few nights before I slept and those problems disappeared almost overnight.

>>39529847
can we switch bodies?

>>39529847
You aren't tall enough then

did you get any more attention from girls there than in your home country?

>>39529794
you didn't creep them out, you're just ugly and they're interested in chad.

>>39529825
>You're just ugly
Not ugly but not Chad-tier, you're probably right. Still I'm at least courteous even to grills I don't wanna bone, but if you're not Chad you just don't exist to these thots I guess

>>39529794
Are they supposed to text you forever? They should say they're going to do something or won't be answering for awhile or the day and just finish the conversation though. But I think dumb broads are too "spontaneous" for that kind of thinking. Which means you should stop chatting dumb broads.

>>39529749
I don't see how it's racist to prefer superpowers over dating XYZ. The real test is would you eat the dinner if there was no added benefit. Your logic ain't too hot, man, I think you need to lay off the anime for a bit.

>>39529749
Providing I have sides with the turkey, done deal.

>>39529749
I exit the thread and take neither option.

Yeah that's me right now

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I'm pretty sure I am right now. A female friend of mine has been growing more irritated with her boyfriend and closer to me. I don't like relationships at all so I hope she doesn't dump him and run to me or something because I'll probably have to reject her.

>>39529743
Ive felt I am the "back up gay friend even tho Im not gay at all" nowdays im okay with being just "friend, sometimes"

>>39529737
original cardio

>>39529737
Chew gum. It fools your brain into thinking you're eating something, when in fact you're eating nothing at all.

>>39529737
Smoke weed. Feels good and zero calories.

>>39529674
What kind of shit piping do Americans install in their houses for their shit to flood the house?

>>39529747
I don't know but they also have paper thin walls and doors that can be busted down with a single punch.

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>>39529674
Serves that fucking rich turbo normie right. You did real good OP

>>39529668
get a professional if you're serious
it's obvious she's out of her league

>>39529668
Reply with

>Auntie I wants to smell your braps. If you don't let me smell your braps I will kill myself.

whatever makes her know that you appreciate it (if you do) i wish anyone in my family actually loved me

>>39529638
I'm pleasantly surprised your whole family is vegan

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>>39529638
hope they dont find out

put a special instruction on the order and ask the delivery guy to text u when he's there or something, or just say not to ring the bell and go wait outside for it

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>got up early today, she spent 2 hours making breakfast for her transfer student despite my expressed desire to not eat and then blamed me for being "late" to something which didn't open until 1 anyway and which she wasn't going to
>wake up every morning with panic attacks, spend every day waiting for the night to come so I can get away from her bitching
>the two times I ask her not to get so on my case, she gets all defensive and claims she's not trying to accuse me even though it may seem so
>nothing is good enough, the harder I try the harder she tries to find some fault or create a problem with what I did
>creates "problems" out of thin air like leaving at 9:35 instead of 9:00 to go to an obscure train museum by myself which opens at 1pm and only takes a 2 hour trip by commuter rail to get there
>has started feeding lies to my parents to try to get them disappointed in me when I don't end up doing the many things she promised I would
>picks on me for being white, young, male, and having middle class parents despite the fact that my father was born to a poorer family than she was
>makes every interaction generally uncomfortable and unpleasant, can't even talk about how I enjoyed something she wanted me to do without her suddenly finding something to bitch about
>gets mad at me for sitting and thinking instead of speaking, pacing when I think or talk, listening to music instead of watching the news, not thinking about things like she does, on and on and on and on and every single possible aspect of me is dissected and criticized and told that it needs to go
>depression has gone from mildly discontent to ready to kill myself every single second of the day
What the fuck do I do? I don't even have an escape route, if I decide to do something she doesn't like she won't allow me to leave

If it sounds like I'm being ungrateful, let me tell you that I did offer to take a part time job and pay for food and utilities that I used, as well as rent, which she refused.

Please, I need at least one person to make note of my troubles.

>>39529558
>>39529591
It sounds like you guys have some massive sexual tension. It drives girls nuts when they can't act on their desires and the guy doesn't make the first move. They act like that to get your attention any way they can, like what kids do. You seriously just need to fuck her to get it out of her system and it'll probably help with your depression as well.

my sense of humor died when I was in my mid to late teens in homeschool.

I used to be the funny kid but now it's all gone.

I'm a husk of a human being.

>>39529524
Because my life isn't fun.
When something fun happens in my life I can quickly come up with good jokes and banter that make everyone laugh, but that's never the case.
99% of my life is sleeping and staying in front of my computer, either refreshing the same pages constantly or desperately trying to keep conversations alive with my internet acquaintances.

There's nothing funny about this disgusting world. It should disappear

>>39529478
because you're a good goy who wants to save the children

>>39529521
I want to save that little girl and fuck the living shit out of her sweet tight pussy if you know what I mean

>>39529478
because you're a pedophile parasite

honestly you're all scum but at least don't go for a nigger

>>39529410

degenerate

captcha: kill marxists and jews

>>39529410

What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

>>39529410
Elsa is a cuck (X25)

>>39529377
AND THAT SOMEONE IS YOU
go fap

>>39529426
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY NO MAKE SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME

>>39529377
You just want to breed somebody smdh

>>39529353

Have you ever noticed how some people really care about appearing to be affluent?

It's all about their image. Their priorities are fucked up. A better lifestyle would forgo this and focus on having what is necessary.

Want to hear my car rev? its not that great 1994 porche
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0G07xi2gJsz

>>39529593
You just convinced me to get a sportscar. Fuck comfiness.