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im gonna lose it
i dont have anyone to talk to and all of my thoughts are just piling up in my head with nowhere to go
i do it all to myself, im antisocial to the point where i push everyone away either by neglect or annoyance
this is my first post in 6 months i just needed somewhere to vent
if you have something to say please let me know anon
oregano fettucini
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Have you considered death
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Do you talk to yourself?

I can be an ear if needed.
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>>34551503
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

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>tfw you will never live in Oregon or Washington surrounded by comfy rain
>stuck in Southern California

I should just kill myself
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Funny, that's where I always wanted to live my life too but I'm stuck on the other side of the country with the life skills of a 16-year-old at best
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>>34551544

What state do you live in?

im 26 with skills of a 16 year old
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>>34551600
rhode island, i'm 21 and hate living here with a passion

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>Anon, would you please move to another table? That place is reserved for Chad.
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me in the background walking
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"sorry anon but we're having KFC with tyrone"
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>>34551424
o-ok. s-sorry

original lel

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How do normies do it? How do they wake up at 6 AM to jog, shower and then got to work?

Then they come home at time for dinner, do their chores and get to sleep happily without a care in the world.

How the FUCK do they do it?
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literally no one does this

>wake up 6 am
>come home, eat take out or tv dinner
>watch netflix and fall asleep

this is more accurate
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Their brain deals with dopamine properly.
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>>34551392
Most people hate their job and most people don't have a choice but to work. They do exciting shit on the weekends to try and make up for it.

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>new girl at work
>typical "ARTSY" type
>trashy cheap horrible line work tattoos
>dyed red hair
>wears a choker
>actually try to converse with her about art
>she knows absolutely nothing of the local scene or art in general
>she keeps apologizing for some reason
>realize ive broken through her image but not on purpose
>she begins acting hostile to me lately but still trying to get approval
>very low self esteem probably typical lefty
sorta in shock about how much memes apply to real life i mean shes sorta QT and would fuck but def not relationship worthy dont think ill ever find a proper non meme girl.
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Then just fuck her, OP, unless you're too beta
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If she's "trying to get approval" from you OP, it's because you're Chad.

You're a meme too, OP.
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>>34551353
yeah but im worried about the dont shit where you eat meme now

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Post them scores robots

>Cyborg checking in

People scoring higher than 94 should leave this board
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>93
this chart is stupid
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people higher than 58 should kill themselves
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This is my curse. 33

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Why haven't you got a nip gf yet roboto? You just need to be white and skinny and you could snatch a real cutie.
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>>34551245
What if I'm skinny and black?
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>>34551300
end your life then
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>>34551245
i can't dude. i don't go outside. i don't have a reason to go outside.

and when i do go out, even though i don't have a reason there is no girls i'd be interested in. just some dudes. and some women. even if i get interested in a girl what do i say? go up on her face and tell her i find her face aesthatically pleasing?

this shit doesn't work. stop threads like these. it's just like if i'd to ask you why don't you get a life and do something useful instead of starting threads like these. doesn't feel good, does it?

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>When you wanna get fucked in the ass by your bf but ass is too shitty

Worst feel right there, I keep wiping but there's still shit
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>>34551221
Maybe pay a professional to use an enema to clean out your disgusting bung hole?
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>>34551221
Try an enema, retard
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Squirt water up there till it comes out clean you stupid whore

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Ywn never do twice a day sex sessions with TayTay
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>>34551197
illegal /b/mmigrant detected
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Speak for yourself plebbot
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>>34551220

Nah, everyone loves TayTay

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ADHD is the first sign of a matriarchy

>80% of primary school teachers are females
>Boys are diagnosed at a rate of 5:1 compared to girls
>ADHD diagnosis start around the ages of 10-12. This coincides at the time when most girls start puberty.

What does /pol/ think? Are women smarter than men? Or are many young boys just victims of cunt feminist teachers?
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>>34551121
inb4 this isn't pol faggot

I copy-pasted....get over it
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>>34551121
Like I give a shit. A roastie is a roastie is a roastie.
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Modern education pedagogy is geared towards girls. Young girls are often less aggressive. They can handle sitting in chairs and listening better. Even the feedback system is geared towards girls. Itskind of a big problem in modern education.

And its not some grand conspiracy, its just easier to teach girls, so the style and methods have gradually shifted towards that easy result.

Men not being in primary education is an obvious one too. In the US youre thought of being a pedophile if you want to work with kids. However, male teachers are desperately needed to give a masculine and or male influence on the children's lives.

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How do we stop the nu-male menace? In case you havne't noticed, they have wives, but we don't.
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>>34551104
>nu-male
>menace
>pulls more puss than tin cans
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................
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Just because they're nu-males, doesn't mean they're dysfunctional. They just have a different outlook on life.

We're the dysfunctional ones, not them.
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>>34551104
is that the guy with the blood bandana?

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How does one feasible live a life of train hopping?

https://youtu.be/NDGfHb4ygnA
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>>34551102
It was barely feasible 100 years ago, it's impossible today.
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>>34551102
that pic would be top comfy if it weren't for all of the bugs that I imagine live in that grass
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>>34551102
how does one feasibly live in a van on the road like a hippie

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Would women rather have

>6'6 guy with a 5-inch dick
>6'3 guy with a 6-inch dick
>6'0 guy with 7-inch dick
>5'9 guy with 8-inch dick

Assume all other things are roughly equal.

Please explain your reasoning.
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How the fuck would anyone here know?
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>>34551123

people seem to talk about dicks a lot here
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6'6 guy ofcourse

>dick isnt shown in public
>she is huge and can protect me
>probably knows how to use the dick well

even without the third, I'd rather have a smaller dicked BF than a manlet compensating for his stature.

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I have the choice of going to a university that is no more than 20 minutes away and it allows me to stay at home.But the down side is they dont do the course I want to do.

Or I could go to somewhere where they do the course and have to pay for housing and food on top of tuition and deal with being an autist by myself. I mean I dont think I could take the crippling social isolation outside of a recognisable environment.

Does it ever get better anons?
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>>34551082
do NOT stay at home
it'll make you more lazy
if you feel you can't bring yourself to do well around others then work for yourself

I cannot emphasize this enough
do NOT stay at home
you will ruin yourself
especially since they don't offer the course you want
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>>34551193
I just want to take on as little debt as possible though. I can see that staying at home may make me lazy and if im on my own I will have to bust my ass.
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Yep don t stay at home. You ll have your best year if you move in your own flat.
Since my 18 i m living by myself, obviously mummy and daddy helped me but i tried to earn as much i can money by myself. first year I was working every weekend in a supermarket. And the other year i gave math and physics lessons.
A lot of work but a lot of party too. Best year of my Life. Moreover be away from everything will give you more confidence. It really separate your old life from your new one. Nobody will know you it s a fresh start for autist like you it s perfect.

Just don t try to act too much like a retard.

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>"hey anon, we're gonna go do some shrooms. Wanna come?"
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>>34551077
"Ladies, whatever's going on here, it does not look like this will end well for me or anyone else."
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>>34551077

Yea sure, but here try these first. They will make you trip face yo.
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>>34551077
>the one on the far right
Why do they do this to themselves

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