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>>37842102
Are the mods waking up from their slumber? Is /r9k/ starting to become browsable?
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>>37865976
Remember it's our job as robots to report this shit so the mods can delete the cancer faster.
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Why do cowtits get so much hate?
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too big for hand to squeeze also probably made look how stiff them are
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>>37865971
Because they are all totally fucking gay
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>>37866002
Squeezing big titties is amazing. Sorry your manlet hands cant handle it. I do agree those tittyballs are probably fake tho
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What kind of Ice Cream are you eating on this warm day?
Post pic+timestap, I'll start
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>>37865905
What flavor is that? Don't see green ice cream very often.
Also what are r9k approved popsicle flavors? I'm a fan of coconut and strawberry myself.
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>>37865932
it's pear with vanilla ice cream a classic here
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>mom calling me to buy a cake with her because it's my birthday
19yo kv neet
feels bad
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>it's 3pm
>school parking lot
>aerial view of a crowd in a circle
>two people stand in the middle
>the camera snaps to each of their faces
>switching between eyes only close ups of slitted eyes
>it's you and your high school bully
>the time has come
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ is playing
>you're circling each other
>each is poised to strike waiting on the first move
>close ups of hands
>the sweat on your brow
>the anticipation of the crowd
>all of sudden quiet
>a murmur
>a fist curving in slow motion
>you sidestep
>a close up of a karate chop to the throat
>the camera snaps back to reveal your bully falling to his knees as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ climaxes
>the crowd cheers and raises you up
>you're now popular and this school's savior
>only you're not meant for this town anymore
>there's another one out there that needs saving
>time lapse shot of you walking off into the evening sun
I can't be the only person with this daydream, right?
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>>37865824
Im pretty sure someone had something similar
But not exactly the same as you though
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I'd just like to be good at getting girls already
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>>37865823
join the club nagger
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Feels "weird" to be intimate.... 2017-06-21 03:26:18 Post No.37865791
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Anyone else get this feeling where you feel awkward if you were going to be intimate with someone.
It's like a feeling of embarrassment, awkwardness and unpleasantness. It's almost as if I feel like I am not deserving of woman. Maybe I am totally alone with this and I am the only one to experience something like it. I don't think it has anything to do with sexual abuse, do you?
Anyways would like to know if anyone else has something similar?
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Yes
This is called "autism"
Welcome to the board!
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>>37865938
I am high on the autistic spectrum. I apologize for my social retardation.
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I kind of want to be intimate with someone but that would require showing my face
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Anyone else just really feel uncomfortable pretty much 24/7 no matter what you do?
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>>37865748
French anon?
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>>37865790
No, burger here.
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>>37865819
Ah, you uses a french word in your title.
You might have chronic anxiety, try some pills.
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Who else /femininebody/ here?
I'm 5'7, have a butt like pic related, wide hips skinny waiste, thick legs with skinny arms. Just fuck my shit up famalam
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>tfw waist-to-hip ratio is on the high end, even by female standards
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You are not supposed to aknowledge and pay too much attention to a girl to get one and keep one, yet all I want to do is worship one and that's a turn-off for them.
The fuck is this?
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i would let a guy do this in theory but my self esteem is so low that i would never feel like it was genuine, which would totally ruin the interaction
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>>37865720
Worship 2D instead
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>>37866088
Worship 2B instead
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How many blood relatives do you have left?
I have my paternal grandparents, my mom and dad, a sister and two brothers, two aunts on my dad's side, an aunt and uncle on my mom's side, three cousins on my mom's side, three cousins on my dad's side, and a second cousin just born on my mom's side.
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do you all have families?
When'd the new sticky arrive?
Was planning on asking some of the omeglefags a question that I've needed answering
>pic entirely unrelated
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>>37865682
>he can't read the timestamp that comes with every single fucking post on the board
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>>37865719
Mm yes
This post was more about the other thing, actually, but thanks anyway
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>>37865682
Can I get that image? Only with 100% less spoodermun...
Amirite?...
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Salam alaikum i'm looking for a 6 ft 2 white Christian Chad who will convert to Islam for me
You need 6 figure salary, a house, car and must be circumsized
Have I come to the right place?
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>circumsized
Fuck off Shlomo.
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Ho lee fuck I'd worship that phat ass 5 times a day.
My cock wouldn't even get past her ass cheeks, i'd have to hire a black bull to pleasure her and suck those fat halal titties instead
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>>37865632
I'm 6'2", white, circumcised. And I drive a beater car from the 90's
I work at Walmart and live with my parents.
Will I do
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>in less than 4 years I turn 30
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH STOP THIS NIGHTMARE PLEASE STOP
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Why haven't you started nofap yet? It's literally fuelling my drive to become a normie
I lost the k from my kv card and I'm on route to losing the v too. Purely powered by the inability to self pleasure myself
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Power is illusion.
Everything will come to norm after month of pure nofap.
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>>37865590
I will start it after I pass my finals
When I don't fap I get stressed and insomniac