Millenials are shit scared of taking risks or pursuing new thinga. This leads to less entrepreneurs and less people becoming successful.
Fucking idiots. Enjoy the wageslavery. That's safe (here's a secret: it's not)
*takes a long drag and exhales*
What's the point of it all, anons?
*stubs out cigarette*
The other day I was smoking some cigarettes for the first time and it hurt my lungs. I was basically taking as big of a drag as possible. Finished the two cigarettes in like 3 minutes. Are you supposed to inhale only a little bit?
>talking to a qt black girl at work
>want to date her but she's a single mom and don't want to be a cuck
>however, if I did date her I'd be cucking the entire black race
What do you think, /r9k/? Should I go for it?
How does it feel not to be a manlet?
I remember in high school when we had volleyball tournament and every team was composed of five girls and one guy and all the girls begged me to come and play because I was 6ft 3 and had a 40 inch vertical and they praised me despite being a total autish and it was the most female attention I ever got in my life, pretty good in general I have to say
i member. i wish i had appreciated 4chan more before the reddit invasion
>tfw getting heart pains
not even fat
>havent brushed my teeth in 2 weeks
>can no longer fathom the stench of my breath
>gums start bleeding as soon as i try and scrub the gunk off my teeth
>scrape them off instead
>take a sniff at my finger
my god this is the worst thing i have ever smelled. anyone else do this?
>brush twice a day, rinse twice a day, and floss once a day
>only thing that i do consistently in my life
>teeth still yellow
What the fuck? I take really good care of my teeth. I mean, I haven't been to the dentist in a while (because my hairline is receding and I have to take my hat off in the chair, and i don't want them to see it) but I do everything else perfectly
>tfw gf isn't into /gfd/ OR facesitting
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT IN HAVING ONE OF THESE WTF EVERYONE HYPED IT UP SO MUCH
Realistically how likely is it a random white American has committed some form of incest at least once? White people, especially southerners seem to be super casual with incest.
I never expected to find an ifunny watermark here. Please just show yourself out alright. I'm too depressed to do it now. Thanks op. Hope your proud of yourself. GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Marital status: lonely
>sex: didint have
How about this, robots:
Death is nothingness. You cease to exist and fade into the void. If you were particularly righteous or enlightened, marked by outward significance (i.e. your spiritual journey helped people), you get to enter a debug mode before you enter the void.
>You get to see what gazelle tastes like to a lion
>You get to see what fish tastes like to a shark
>You get to experience victory in war
>How it feels to be in love from either gender
>To be Einstein comprehending the theory of relativity
>Being a world class BJJ black belt
>Be a "fly on the wall" during moments of political significance
Then you get to go into some fringe files
>The experience of a galaxy's birth and death
>The asexual reproduction of Yersinia pestis (plague)
>The face of God
>An explanation of spirituality
>The life and death of a willow tree
>Significant experiences of aliens
>Aliens discovering Earth
>The fate of humanity
>An explanation of the univserse
>The fate of the universe
>Experience the universe in alternate dimensions (4-12th)
Then you find out that your paracosm (imagination adventure) was coded into the universe
And you can choose to exit into the nothingness from which you sprung when you feel ready. What would you experience in a debug mode?
>What would you experience
All of it.
>one shot at life
I literally have no attraction whatsoever to women, and I've tried. I'm masculine, embrace being a man, avoid gay "culture" as much as possible, but still just have a visceral attraction towards men.
Also I happen to be Jewish and don't appreciate the anti-semitic remarks, especially on holocaust remembrance day.
>type a really long response
>"No one's gonna read it anyway"
>erase response that I spent 10 minutes on and close the reply box
>type a really long response
>Thread Deleted or Pruned
Oh man I absolutely love troubled birds... They're my soul engraved in paper and ink.
So there's this kid at my school who only talks to me about the Columbine or something along the line of a school shooting. It's a girl, and we're not friends. The only thing she has ever talked to me about was her talking about shooting up the school or that she'd love to meet one of the columbine shooters. I laugh and joke about it with her as well, but something tells me that she's serious and that maybe she may shoot up the school. She's a girly girl but listens to Korn and Slipknot. Hopefully I'm on this girls side and shell give me a heads up is she does so.
>pic related, talking about fem so here's your tits
SOME MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY COOKING POT FUCKING CHINK NIGGERS BUY YOUR OWN SHIT GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT COUNTRY OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD
Obviously some asshole faggot chink. I live in a dorm and keep it in the shared kitchen. Was gonna go cook some boiled eggs and it was gone. I'll fucking cut whoever did this.