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Women cannot be robots I repeat women CANNOT be robots.
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>tfw i would fuck the shit out of her desu if the ass was thicc
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>>34166499
At least I'm not that desperate
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>>34166499
>Fire can not be cold i repeat FIRE CAN NOT BE COLD
by making this thread youre acting like this obvious fact was under any serious debate
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hey what's up i'm new here this is my first post is there anything i should know before i start posting attached is a recent picture of me smoking to verify my age
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Sorry we need a picture of your dick or you smoking dick before you can start posting
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You got those in the high school parking lot
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>>34166441
Did you verify your account yet haysuz?
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> Hey big bro, my friends are coming over soon, can you buy us some beer?
What do? Said I'm gonna think about it.
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"That'll be one blowjob per can."
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>>34166166
How old? If they're 18+ sure 17+ i guess you could.
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Have her friends all suck your dick at the same time
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Is this the most beautiful woman in the history of human civilization? 2017-01-15 07:01:32 Post No.34166075
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Is this the most beautiful woman in the history of human civilization?
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I say she is. I can't understand how could a girl be this astoundingly beautiful.
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Lips too small mouth too small. If she wasn't smiling her mouth would look extremely small.
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>>34166075
no
But she is flawless and seems down to earth
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>>34166075
You trapfags really need to stop.
Or go through with your 'transitioning' bullshit, discover it was a horrible mistake, and off yourself.
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>normies will tell you this is gay so you feel bad about it
they just want it for themself
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>>34166028
name faggot
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>>34166028
just remeber bio pussy doesnt smell like pussy its smells like poopie. Roastie's smell like pussy
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>>34166282
>its smells like poopie
What did she mean by this?
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In an alternate universe you get to pound TayTay s sweet pussy
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Please stop making these kind of threads, thanks
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>>34166012
why would I pound a man
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everyone said my ex looked like her but i think she was more attractive desu
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>"Come on anon, lets do this whole fucking village!"
what do?
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>>34165971
>do the village
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>34165971
Never realised he as a jawlet
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>>34165971
If it means dead zipperheads then I'm for it.
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I think I found happiness I jus stopped feeling reasons to be suicidal. I haven't been on /r9k/ in a long time too
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>>34165967
i should stop coming on here too. its depressing. i dont know any other good sites though, reddit is a circle jerk.
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>>34165978
I stopped coming because of boredom I jus want someone to talk to about this and talk and maybe help some people or have an argument
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>I think I found happiness I jus stopped feeling reasons to be suicidal.
>I haven't been on /r9k/ in a long time toooaewhueoa
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How does a robot like myself only have chad friends? 2017-01-15 06:53:28 Post No.34165947
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How does a robot like myself only have chad friends?
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Seriously does every chad need a robro or what?
>Some good things about this are that he invites me to parties (even though sometimes idk anyone there so just stand there akwardly doing nothing)
>Also, idk why you guys hate chads theyre super chill, there obviously are some asshole chads but those arent liked
>Bad thing though is that for ex. if you're in a group with girls theyre all focused on him
Pic related is chad bro
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>>34165947
Was in the same spot. He helped me help myselft to leave my robot ways behind.
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>>34166355
Yeah idk why they got so much hate
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Anon that's the second or third thread you make about your chad friend, don't you think you could be gay? Suck his dick already, he looks hot desu
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ITT: your weird job experiences 2017-01-15 06:52:45 Post No.34165932
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ITT: your weird job experiences
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>be me
>23
>never had a job, no degree, just a GED that I got years after dropping out of high school
>6 months ago parents give me choice of getting kicked out or getting a job
>choose job
>apply to few jobs
>most declined, end up at Taco Bell
>First day
>Boss is an asshole
>other employees typical wageslave assholes
>they throw me onto drive-thru work
>Day seemingly went well
>only 2 hours left til I go home for the night
>hear car pulling around to window
>it's blasting the ISIS recruitment song
>wtf
>don't want guy to detonate on me
>he gets to window, young guy, about my age, mixed complexion
>he gets to window and i offer him a free drink
>he declines
>i insist
>he takes free drink
>employee tells boss I insist on giving people free food
>fired next day
Not sure if mysterious ISIS man was a blessing or a curse. Doomed back to a life of vidya and anime. At least my parents don't bother me about getting a job anymore.
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failed normie
origajello
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>>34165932
>things that never happened.txt
But I chuckled.
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any chance you are from nc?
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>When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're fucking lonely
This song hits too close to home.
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BITE MY LiP AND CLOSE MY EYES
*Not an original comment
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Take me away to paradise
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No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA
These guys used to kick ass now theyre the soccer moms of punk rock
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My girlfriend doesn't like to spend money, she wants us to think outside the box for birthday presents
She suggested I save up my cum in a bottle and then paint a painting with it to give to her.
Is this a good birthday present idea?
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Leave this board RIGHT now
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>>34165862
But she's autistic, that's why I came here, nothing normal about her
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Yes, paint with your cum. Add a little of your shit and she will love you forever.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE MEMETEXT OUTSIDE OF THE CHANS ANYMORE
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>>34165795
I'm with you OP.
Autistic fucks, STOP IT.
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>>34165795
>>34165813
If I ever post outside of 4chan I'll remember to do this, thanks guys.
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>>34165836
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
REEEEEEEEEEE
STOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone ever loved you for who you are (seriously)? Tell us about them.
> people who are obligated to love you (parents, siblings, etc) doesn't count.
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>>34165783
yes, a girl when I was in 8th grade confessed her love for me, but I didn't feel the same way... the next year she came to me again and told me she still loved me. It really breaks my heart but I didn't feel the same towards her, and now I'm the one who's lonely, at least I got that to make me feel better about the situation
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>>34165783
A gay guy likes me. I'm not gay though.
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>>34165783
i wouldn't be here if it was the case
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>need to eat less than 1,357 calories a day to lose weight
>to lose ONE pound a week
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>the amount of calories you can have all day isn't enough to make you feel full, even if eaten all in one meal
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>>34165769
That must be wrong unless you're a chick or manlet. You can also exercise more.
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>>34166144
I'm super fucking short. I want to run but I'm to scared people will laugh at me and I can't go to the gym without everyone noticing what an autistic freak I am.