>sister gets pregnant
>tells me it's mine
Scramble that shit, man.
It's going to come out with webbed toes and a thirst for blood if you don't.
>>36032043
>Thirst for blood
Kek
>>36032191
Haven't you ever played The Witcher 3?
I think we can agree that being a cuck is tough and takes a lot of bravery and strength.
What do you think, anon?
>>36031675
I think I hate you for reminding me Erica Moen is still alive
if being gay is genetic wouldn't being a cuck be genetic as well?
Holy shit that comic was awful
>tfw no enchanted doll bf with huge plush feet for me to bury my face in
why am I alive
>casts disenchant for 1W at instant speed
heh heh heh
why indeed, foolish mortal
>>36032552
So then what do you do with his feet? I guess he doesn't have to be sentient for it, but it's still nice
>>36031663
So you can kill yourself for this post
Is aya going to come back today? I want to talk to aya
it hurts really really bad
i want to talk to aya on my bday
aya probably filtered my posts
>>36032006
why aren't you friends anymore?
>>36032091
aya blocked me because im trash
i want aya to forgive me i cant take it id rather die than live without my friend id rather die
oMG I LITERALLY CANT EVEN BREATH RIGHT NOW
>>36031558
>he doesn't listen to panic at the disco!
get the fuck outta here you normie shit
>>36031558
>>btfo
>>fpbp
>>just
>>JUST
It's ironic that 4chan makes fun of Tumblr when tumblrspeak is universally accepted if the 4chan hivemind creates it. Fucking faggots
>>36031558
it's a dull joke only
unworthy of attention of any kind
shame on op for wasting our time
Why does /r9k/ hate "normies"?
>>36031480
sour grapes I guess
They are vermin. If you can't see them for what they are you're probably one yourself
>>36031824
Robots are the scum of the world and I have no idea why anyone would want to be a robot.
>failed my GED
>again
I have mine Anon. Post a throwaway/discord/snapchat and maybe i can help you out :-)!
>>36031431
>failed my driving test
>again
Fourth time's the charm I guess...
>>36031431
Thank fuck my state has HiSet instead of GED or I'd be in your shoes OP. HiSet was so easy I passed first try with no studying whatsoever
Why am I filled with such anger and hatred?
Does anyone else feel this way?
>>36031412
you have no idea anon
>>36031412
I've never experienced those emotions.
Feel your fury, feel your hate
Elevate your mental state
>watching your parents slowly accept that they will never have any grandkids
>tfw parents already have grandkids so you're free to fuck up your whole life
My mother had me as an attempt to trap my father and have a human pet cat. She purposely tried to force me to break up with 2 girls I was dating.
My father has 3 daughters with another woman that will probably have children.
I don't think either of them really gives a fuck.
Off topic but is that a pile of dead cats? If it is why is there so many dead cats?
STOP PRETENDING NOT TO LIKE RICK AND MORTY TO TROLL US.
REEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!
rick and morty is good.
Personally, if 4chan doesnt like it, then that makes me like it even more.
>>36031403
I REALLY love muh boys Rick and Morty!
>>36031403
It's a pretty good show in my personal opinion. Taste is subjective though and I see why people wouldn't like it. I just really hate the reddit fags who think it's the greatest thing ever, and the 4chan losers who constantly hate on it to be cool and counter cultural
Guys need help
>gf goes out to dinner with male friend
>ok.jpg
>gf now doesnt want to spend the night at my place anymore because she says there are ghosts in my house
>gf admitted that she talked to guy at dinner about us having issues
Ok how fucked and cucked am I?
>>36031376
>letting your gf hang out with male friends
and that's where you fucked up
>>36031376
I read and posted in your other thread. You are officially fucked. It will most likely be all downhill from here.
Goddamn! I love it when normalshits get fucked over!
dump her, it's easy. Once she says she's not staying at your place anymore, then it's over.
>just found my ex girlfriend's nudes on pornhub
>Tfw viewed by 5k+ people
>tfw someone dedicated an account for that
Welph, that's what she gets for fucking, cheating and dumping people whenever she goes on vacation.
Anyone else have similar shit happen? or being cheated on?
>>36031345
>doesn't post the Iink
Post the pics you fucking retard
>tfw no meek low confidence gf that I can take out my anger onby physically abusingand still wont leave me
thats fuqed up
dont do that
>>36031341
originally hang yourself, nigger
>>36031341
this is literally my ideal fantasy
i want to hurt a physically weak qt and leave bruises while she tells me how much i mean to her
What the fuck is my current situation and what do i do about it, /r9k/?
Im in love with this asian qt 3.14 with short hair, glasses, and a really nice ass. She's so amazing. AND she loves me back. Here's the thing though: She lives overseas and weve never met. We've been skyping for 7 years. It gets worse: Shes asexual. What the fuck is my life rn.
>>36031322
save up for a plane ticket. Even if she's asexual she might let you stick it in her or suck your dick
>>36031322
>>skyping relationships
>>never met irl
>>has a mental disorder
Hmmmmmmm I wonder what you should do...
>>36031349
op here, she wont even let me grab her ass.
Is there a worse personality type than ESFJ / ESTJ? They're the ultimate loud brainlet normies
virtually every single important thinker or artist has been one of the following: INFP, INTP, ISFP, INFJ, INTJ, ENTP, ENFP
really gets the neurons stimulated
why are sensors so boring?
I'm intp
Surprised it's not more hated but I like it.