>can't pee for 30 minutes
>finally do and it feels good
>after urine is gone, penis burns and hurts for another 30 minutes
Anyone eIse here get vagina envy?
l don't think l actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me depressed... lt feels like bioIogy and my body have betrayed me.
>fembot adds me on discord
>pretty shy and autistic, think nothing of it
>ask if she wants to watch movies
>we watch movies
>she tells me shes 14
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FISHER PRICE ROASTIES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fisher price roasties
Absolutely pop kek my friend
We do not murder
We do not exile,
Is there any such thing as true love?
From Quarks to Quasars
Someone must have thought of it.
ITT:We ask questions what would (that) make up the test of whether 2 people have true love?!!!??
is there a ready test?
What are the measurements?
What are the requirements?
What is the measuring apparatus?
What are the measurements?
What questions do we ask?
Would anyone else know?
Our lives in the land of time can be rewatched and remade by others, can anyone else see who's is who's true love?
Will this test if reposted create the infinitely eternal question and answer it?
How does one listen to the heart?
is it a sound?
does it make a sound?
Has it been quiet all this time?
Do you just follow the clues?
How many clues do you think there are?
I've got no clue ._.
>*never agreeing with each other that, which, what are the clues 10/5/2017 Sydney, Australia.
Anyone ever dated a girl who was raped before? I just found out the girl I'm with was apparently raped by some (really) old guy. Not sure how to feel about this. Now every time I get with her all I'm going to be thinking about is some sweaty 60 year old dude flailing on her with his flaccid chode. Any ideas?
>applied to 3 IT assistant positions on campus today
>also applied to dollar general, little caesars, sheetz, michaels, foot locker, Harris teeter
>tfw i know none of them will even give me a response.
how is the job hunt going now that uni is out fellow robots?
This music just spells out "d e s p a i r"
I thought it was fitting this board quite well.
Do you guys have any particular comfy music like this that you believe just fits this board?
I'm uglier than you and I got 4 girls on snapchat to send me pictures of their tits, one of them even even fingered herself on cam for me.
Quit being such a pussy and just grind fucking dating sites until you level up and get some nudes.
>The only reason you fap isnt for the high while you are doing it, and instead is the few minutes of clarity you get afterwards where you realize just how much of a prison your flesh is
My skin feels too tight...
Hit me up with those comfy pics and music famalamily
Daily reminder you live for those small aesthetic moments and everything else is a drain on your life
every fucking day. at like 3am, 11pm, 5am, whenever. i cant stand going outside with normies and their dogs and other bullshit
i just sit there on the bench and space out for like 20-30~ minutes. usually cars slow down behind me but what can i do
26 kv neet fuck life fuck everything actually. so tilting, just getting spat on in the face. makes me feel like detesting god completely
/r9k/ when has the universe given you signs that you should just end it all right now
>decide to try to stop being a piece of shit
>see if therapy will help
>go to therapist
>after a few sessions she says that she isn't sure she's the right fit for me, recommends me to another therapist
>go to that one
>go for a few months
>he eventually says he doesn't see how he can help me
>doesn't offer me a recommendation, basically just says "sorry anon i'm just not sure it would be worth your time and money to continue"
>find another therapist on my own
>start going to sessions
>he just told me he's at a loss for how to help me
>not dropping me as a patient but strongly recommends i shop around for someone who can "better help"
Why haven't you gotten a belly/braphog gf?
You know what time it is!
Where the fuck are you going to sit today?
HARD MODE: No library or bathroom
>be me in 9th grade
>sitting alone outside
>get ready to eat my lunch
>extreme urge to piss
>bathroom is literally 10 feet away
>leave stuff on the table to take a piss
>come back to see 4 stacies sitting around my shit
>they were really hot cheerleaders
> walk over to get my stuff and lunch because i'm a beta and was just gonna let them sit there
>"exuse me I just need to get my stu-"
> they all look at me with disgust
>the one closest to my stuff screams
>EWWWWWW WHAT THE HELL GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>"i-i-i just need to get my things"
>they all literally throw my suff as far as possible
>my lunch is on the concrete
>my ipod cracked
>my spare glasses are cracked
>they laugh at me while i'm picking up my shit
>turn beat red
>can't hold back tears
>"omg god are you crying "
>*intense laughter *
>pick my stuff up
>call dad tell him i'm sick
>cry because I couldn't understand why they did the things they did
I have 1 more story
Yes it is the reason im a robot today
This and when my sisters friends spread a rumour about me which made everyone think i was a Creepy stalker
>tfw all you wanna do is play monster hunter with friends but you have no friends who play monster hunter generations.
>tfw all you wanna do is play monster hunter with friends but you have no friends
Ok i need some help brothers, here's some context.
>My brother goes to a club after school and i walk him down to his friends mom who agreed last week to drive him there and back
>his friend has a sister the same age as me who's pretty cute.
>she wanted me to walk around with her a few times about 3ish years ago and used to take pictures of me when i wasn't paying attention.
Would it be creepy/weird to ask her if she wants to go out to eat/whatever 3 something years later after not speaking to her since and now i've suddenly shown up to drop off my brother last week.
this could be my ticket out of robot-hood boys
it wouldn't be weird. just don't ask immediately. by that I don't mean wait a few days I mean don't jump the gun as soon as you talk to her or it will be kind of weird and when you ask say something along the lines of "wanting to catch up"