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>people in America believe in God, but not climate change
I wish I were joking.
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>>35235368
FYI Beliefs don't mean jack shit
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>>35235368
Why should they believe in climate change. Belief in God gives them hope and other benefits. What does belief in climate change give them
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>>35235368
I don't believe in either, and live in the US. I'm just a skeptic, and people saying, "Well all these scientists that rely on the government for a paycheck say that climate change is real and we should therefore give more power to the government," doesn't satisfy my skepticism, and raw data is hard to come by.

https://bdsmtest.org
Take the test and post results!
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>>35235318
I did this some time ago, I'm like 99% submissive and stuff.

>tfw no gf/bf to own me
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== This is me ==
95% Submissive
89% Vanilla
85% Degradee
82% Slave
79% Rope bunny
77% Pet
73% Masochist
66% Switch
64% Primal (Prey)
49% Voyeur
48% Master/Mistress
47% Owner
45% Dominant
39% Girl/Boy
35% Rigger
32% Brat
32% Daddy/Mommy
29% Experimentalist
22% Brat tamer
20% Primal (Hunter)
17% Sadist
16% Ageplayer
10% Degrader
8% Exhibitionist
1% Non-monogamist
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>>35235318
>tfw no mommy gf

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
86% Ageplayer
86% Switch
82% Girl/Boy
82% Vanilla
80% Primal (Prey)
79% Primal (Hunter)
78% Master/Mistress
74% Dominant
74% Submissive
66% Degrader
65% Daddy/Mommy
61% Brat
61% Owner
54% Brat tamer
53% Pet
51% Slave
48% Rigger
45% Sadist
41% Degradee
25% Voyeur
12% Masochist
11% Exhibitionist
11% Experimentalist
9% Rope bunny
1% Non-monogamist

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i just want a flat gf ;_;
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>>35235270
I just want a gf that loves me and won't cheat on me. Is that so much to ask?
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>>35235270
>>35235460
Unless you get a lgf, you're screwed.
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lol ebin :D

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>"women can't be funn-"
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>>35235240
Yeah but being fat makes you funny no matter what gender.
She's already losing a lot of weight. Let's see how funny this bitch is if she gets to a normal size.
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>>35235240
Tina Fey and Amy Poeler are literally the only genuinely funny females I can think of. I'm trying my best not to be sexist but I seriously can't think of any others.
Why?
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>>35236254
Because humor is subjective probably.

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What is it about manlets, that makes women despise them so much?
>tfw 6'5''
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bump

original lol
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>>35235233
in some countries, men are taller
in other countries, men are shorter
this problem is literally a problem of location
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>>35235233
there's a bunch of tall women forcing it so they won't have to fuck men shorter than them

women hate facelets more than they hate lanklets but peer pressure is making them go after facelet lanklets

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Are empty eyes a huge turn off for girls?
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>>35235197
turn on*
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>>35235228
So you would date a guy that looks cute but dead inside?
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>>35235271
i would
h-homo

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Wagecucks, unifags, how do you spend your days off?

>Pic related is usually my set-up, followed by a big-ass meal, followed by porn, followed by anime until I sleep.
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>playing gen 6 or 7
>>>/vp/ will help
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>>35235146
I'm a pokefag, I've got all the games
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>handheld
fucking casual

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>Be me a year ago
>Parents basically force me to not be a NEET anymore
>Gives me ultimatum. If I don't land a job in 2 months I will be kicked out
>Panic, go to every store of any kind in a huge radius, dropping a poorly put together 'CV'
>Do my best to be normie like during all of this. Put on plain color t-shirt, jeans, and wear a cap since I have no idea how to do hair
>Manage to land job in a retail store
>Full-time
>Job is pretty chill. No one there knows me, its like a second beginning.
>Generally just talk with coworkers the best I can. Do my best to be nice.
>Every time I'm awkward I just own it instead of trying to excuse it.
>A year of this goes on.
>During christmas, there is a store christmas dinner in town
>Go with, because why not. Im not hated by these people.
>As the night goes on, I realize I am not excluded or the butt of all the jokes.
>My coworkers like me
>My parents are proud I have a full time job
>I feel like I have my shit together
I think I have started the slow climb to normiedom.
Wish me luck
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>>35235100
Good luck froggo-kun
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Good for you OP but

NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Even the smartest humans will never even come close to learning even 0.1% of all accumulated human knowledge
>With this in mind it is foolish to be arrogant to your own perceived intellectual nihilism.
>Compared to god (Infinite intelligence) we are mindless drones. When we keep this in mind we become more humble and more confident, as the difference in skill, intellect and looks between humans is made irrelevent when compared to the greatness of god and his planet.

Bow down to the earth, pray for the people, say to the people "I am a sinner!", and god will forgive you for any transgressions you have ever made.

For gods forgiveness is infinite.

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Any other robots struggle with maintaining a normal sleeping schedule?

Today I'm going to try the old switcheroo and stay up all night and day to "reset" myself. Since I'm sure some of you are familiar with this maneuver I will ask for some tips for staying up. I just took some 1p-lsd as there is no way I can sleep on that shit.
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>sleep deprived
>lsd analogue that has a longer duration and slightly heavier body load
What did you mean by this?
Do you hate feeling calm?
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being a NEET I just kind of gave up trying to wake up / go to bed early

The all nighter sleep schedule fixaroos are more effort than they're worth when you spend your day doing nothing

Tips for staying up would ofcourse be caffeine, if you catch yourself really about to doze off, take a shower. Keep your mind occupied on the internet with whatever, streams/videos/anime/vidya/4chan, don't even look in the direction of your bed. Light exercises like a set of pushups or situps every here and there, anything to get the blood rushing
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>>35235091
This stuff is the bee's knees my dude. I always feel pretty good on it. I just took a little to scare away the sleep during the down time.

I have no problem dealing with sleep deprivation when I'm busy but I have fuck all to do right now. I have some errands to run in a few hours but until then I am just waiting around which is when the tiredness sets in.

>>35235135
I'm a NEET too but I feel a lot better when I wake up to the sun and go to bed after it gets dark.

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What are your honest thoughts on Trump?
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>>35235066
Most normies hate him, and that alone should make every robot worship him
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>>35235066
Shitty president
Can't control his staff and isn't doing shit he promised like locking up Hillary. I want him in office lo enough to start a war. Then when the war drives up the debt use it as an excuse to censor white nationalists
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He's dumb, but not dangerous.

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what are obvious signs of daddy issues girls?
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When she calls you daddy.
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Being female is a telltale sign
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>>35235084
but i mean before that, how can you tell she has daddy issues without knowing her

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If you were a woman, do you think your life would be better?
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>>35235045
>If you were a woman, do you think your life would be better?
yes
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>woman in Sweden
you either fuck niggers or try to avoid them long enough to finally get raped
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I doubt that. Not only would I be a weakling grill, I would also constantly be approached by Chads, and if my personality would stay the same I would stay the hell away f Chads and Stacies.

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What made you stop trusting women ?
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they laughed at me


they all did
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Personal experience and observations of other people who like me experienced the selfish manipulation and general cuntery of the female mind
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their actions and words

>always get grouped with a 7/10 girl on highschool
>Quickly find out the reason that nobody hangs out with her is because she doesn't act very mature and all the humor and media she consumes are over a year old
>She has terrible self esteem
>Her parents preread her emails and prewatch everything she wants to watch on tv
>Go over to her house for a retarded math project
>She starts talking about how much she wants a boyfriend and asks me what kinda girls I like
>I know where this is going
>Really not interested in dating her
>Dodge her questions
>Over at her house the next day
>She resumes her questioning
>The idea of being in the room of a girl who desperately wants me gets me hard
>Give into her whole line of questioning so I can fuck her
>Say that I will be her bf and start kissing her and feeling her up
>Find out she actually has a nice body
>Fuck her
>Find out I made a mistake the next day
>She follows me around everywhere
>When I'm with my friends she is still there
>Can't leave me alone for a second
>She even waits outside when I'm taking a shit
>Everything that comes out of her mouth is boring bullshit
>I take this for some months and fuck her 2 more times
>Finally just tell her to fuck off
>Start feeling sorry and apologize
>She starts following me around again
>Tell her to get lost again

I probably completely destroyed her self esteem
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>>35235014
>I probably completely destroyed her self esteem
do you regret it now that you're older and wiser? have you learned to see the virtues in her behavior?
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>>35235014
>has friends
>has a nice looking girl interested in him
>this said girl is also not tainted by the Jews
>has perfect oppurtunity to be in a relationship with her
>has sex with her
>uses the girl
>leaves her used and broken
>complains about all of it
How retarded are you, normie?
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>>35235014
leave, leave and never come back you faggot
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>Making a comfy 2D MORPG
What should I have in my game?
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how do i join this
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Dungeons and dragons and castles. Also ice sculptures, fairies, rainbows. Also minimal grinding. You should definitely have wizards
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>>35234899
a loser named Larry

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