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ITT: Board venting
what is your most hated board and why? Why does it make you angry?
>lgbt/
you have a containment board for a reason you fucks, i dont want to sere your shitty trap and porn threads on every single fucking other board i go on.
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>>38954282
the thing about /lgbt/ is that its a blue board so the porn cant go there.
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>>38954282
>/pol/
It's just a bunch of retards pretending to be intellectuals.
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>>38954282
> /r9k/
you have a containment board for a reason you fucks, i dont want to sere your shitty permavirgin butt-tears on every single fucking other board i go on.
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Hello r9k, in september I am going to new school, and I am afraid that my new classmates will bully me because I am filthy nolifer. What am I supposed to do r9k?
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>>38954195
What grade will you be starting?
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>>38954207
Don't tell him your underage anon, be careful
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To college
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Ask a 18yo girl anything
No pic, sorry ^.^
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what's your hobby :3
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>>38954184
Kill yourself originally.
GO BACK TO TUMBLR OR REDDIT YOU VAPID WHORE, HOLY FUCK
>xdd ^.^ :3 ;););) xD px ^w^
die a terrible death you fucking waste
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Do you shave or trim your pussy?
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Lost my virginity today 2017-08-09 10:37:16 Post No.38954146
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What the fuck do i do now? Is this what winning is supposed to feel like? How do i proceed onwards from this point?
/r9k/ help a fellow autist out
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>>38954146
>Is this what winning is supposed to feel like?
Post the story.
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I remember when I lost my virginity.
I had a meltdown and broke down crying on the couch the following day because I realized sex and having a girlfriend won't fix anything in my life.
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Now you get to be one of the cool kids
Cool kids hang out and do drugs
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What is some robot approved
Vidya
Movies
Music
It can't be anything popular or anything with a sequel because I'm not a Brian dead normie
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>>38954115
"Jagten" with Mads Mikkelsen
It's in danish so you'll have to use subtitles
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Kinography: "Problem Child 2" (1991) by Levant
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>>38954150
No I hate Danes they're all Chad
I wet the bed tonight. It's never happened to me before, not even when I was a kid. What the fuck is wrong with me.
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There's no better feeling than the freedom just letting go in bed, soaking yourself in nice warm pee.
Embrace it and learn to enjoy it, humans were designed to pee where ever they needed not wait to go the toilet.
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>>38954132
Gross dude, I sleep there.
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>>38954142
Duuh, that's what's so great about it.
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his teachings include meekness, hatred of wealth, and celibacy. (all beta shit that ruined my life)
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>it's another 15 year old leddit atheist hates going to church because his parents make him episode
I'm tempted to blow the last bit of my money on McDonalds.
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Hehehe well my son go out into the world and indulge in your desires. When you come back disappointed and disillusioned, I'll be here waiting with open arms.
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>>38954165
>When you come back disappointed and disillusioned
but chad is always happy. that makes no sense.
im tired of christianity's castrating effect on the mind. it should be banned. its a gateway drug to islam which is even worse.
Tell me about your issues /r9k/ and I will reply to your post. Male or female doesnt matter.
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>>38954020
I'll never be a girl even though it's my greatest wish.
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>>38954020
I really want to go to antarctica.
I'm so tired of society, and this lack of meaning.
I'll try to schmooze in college this year, get a recommendation, and then apply
https://www.usap.gov/jobsAndOpportunities/index.cfm?m=1
Sounds comfy?
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I have severe body dysmorphia due to stretch marks from weight gain and excessive body hair.
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Few days ago on the bus I witnessed some guy get abused by about 4 chavs (2 guys 2 girls), purely because they didn't like his Metallica shirt.
"Screamo shit" they called it. One of the chavs grabbed his head and slammed it against the window and threatened to burn him with his lighter..
Before this bouncer-looking guy was about to beat the shit out of them the bus driver told them to get the fuck off his bus
When the chavs got off, the guy wearing the Metallica shirt told everyone to "forget it" since he gets shit like that every week from different people.
Is this what you get for liking """"screamo""""?
The guy didn't even look the type to be bullied, other than his shirt.
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I don't know how this class of scummy humans came about in England, but I'd kill every one of them if I could (after I killed all the Muslims).
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Chavs are like the white niggers of the UK. They only start on people when the numbers are in their favour and they start for absolutely any reason right down to so much as looking in their general direction.
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>island full of inbred retards
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>oh she's cute
>perfect pale white/pink skin
>nice blond/red hair
>nice butt
>not fat
Then you see her face from the front and she's like 3/10 face.
Ever have those moments?
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There is a word for that. Look up "bakku-chan".
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>>38954094
Also "butterface"
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Happened a lot of times when I used to work in retail. I'd be checking a girl out from behind, admiring that figure and that ass, but then they would turn around and I'd curse the gods for giving a face like that to such a fantastic body. It feels like the the biggest bait and switch.
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Would you date a girl that's depressed, has social anxiety and has no friends?
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You know the answer is fuck yes from 90% of this board. Probably 90% of men in general.
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>>38953813
Sure, I would. But I have seen it got south in many ocassions
>nice guy dates her
>help her get back on her feet
>uses her newfound confidence to fuck jamal
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>>38953813
Yes as long as she takes a vested interest in me and my hobbies.
If you don't support me on my mission then I don't care how pretty you are, I'll dump you fast as fuck, like I'm playing hot potato.
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can nofap increase beard coverage?
I've heard people say that you get a testosterone spike around a week or so into nofap.
since beard growth is dictated by testosterone it should work right?
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While it is true that proponents of nofap often have a decent amount of beard coverage, that coverage never sees the cheeks
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There's more to it than just testosterone. If you have a patchy beard, choose a facial hair style that suits what hair you do have. If the whole thing is ugly, shave it all. You don't need to follow the trends to get laid - you're better off playing to your genetic strengths than trying to cover for genetic weaknesses.
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no, testosterone only activates hair follicles it doesn't create them out of nothing
if you don't have them, you don't have them and no amount of testosterone will give you a better beard
if you have a dick smaller than 6 inches you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are shorter than 6' you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you have ED or you are sterile then you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you can't grow a full beard by the age of 20 you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you need glasses to see properly you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are in any way, shape or form crippled, mentally or phyiscally, you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are a virgin by the age of 20 you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are not heterosexual and cis you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you can't last longer than 30 minutes in bed on average you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are too afraid to step out of your comfort zone you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you'd rather avoid conflict than get things your way you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you ever let people make you feel inscure you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you are ashamed of yourself, the things you like, the things you do, then you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you don't take full responsibility for the things you do you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you don't find a way to earn more money than the median in your area you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you give up things because they are too hard you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you let other people disrespect you in real life you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you can't live on your own, fully take care of yourself (cooking, cleaning, bills, etc) by the age of 20 you are not a real man and you never will be one
if you don't reach the upper limits of your physical and mental capacities, then you are not a real man and you never will be one
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>>38953588
If you spell physically as phyiscally, you are not a real man and you never will be one.
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>>38953588
Man, this board is pathetic.this original comment shit sucks balls too
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>>38953588
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mentally crippled
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checkd? 30 min is doable but hard to achieve
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uncheckd, i won't sell drugs
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I have a chance to fuck a former escort. She is actually into me and we have great conversation but clearly she's beyond damaged goods since she sold herself to clear her debts. I'm not looking to gf this girl but we're going to get a hotel, have a drink or two then I could fuck her. She's not even after money here, we're splitting the hotel costs and she has an actual job now so isn't dependent on other people's money. Should I go for it?
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Please give me some guidance here
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Use an original condom.
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>>38953762
So I take it that's a go for it, just smash this girl and be done
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This is Rome before the fall. [Fresco by egg Tamera]
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>>38953446
Rome was like this for 2000 years. There has never not been slutty women.
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>>38953468
yes of course, the society and culture has always been the same as it is in 2017.
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Rome was like that except the women were men