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>>34674090
We know,

shut the fuck up.

" winners don't use drugs" -FBI

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so do you count alcohol as a recreational drug?

>she laughs at your jokes that went too far

>>34674035
>she tries to hold a conversation despite your autistic stutter-mumbling

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>She likes me
>She thinks I'm a decent human being

>>34674024
I've got a math exam tomorrow that I'm most likely gonna fail. This is my third time taking this class and I just can't do it. I always beat myself up and say I'll do better next time but when the time comes, I just procrastinate and shitpost until the very last day. I'm fucking useless tbqhwy my family man. Can;'t even get past an entry level math class.

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>>34674024
I want a gf but don't know where to find one.
I tried shitty online dating apps and sites.
I tried to do some hobbies.
I tried "just beeing urself".
None of it works.

Where the fuck do normies find gfs?

I can't get over my oneitis. I deleted all social media, don't go on my phone, or try to communicate with her. But I still think of her all the time, even in my dreams. Everything I do is with her in mind, I don't know what else I can do.

>>34674061
I can't say I know that exact feel, but I do relate. I'm failing pretty much all my courses this semester. I can not focus in any of my classes or readings, as I get really anxious and then I get extra anxious because I'm falling behind and I end up doing nothing but feeling sorry for myself. It's really difficult sometimes, so good luck, I hope you surprise yourself and do well.

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>tfw snacking on 12 icecream sanwiches that i bought for $5

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>>34674000
>bacon
>not sausage

>>34674000
how many different fucking animals do you need to eat at once?

Faggot you deserved the beating and the molesting. You waste every opportunity and will make nothing of yourself.

>>34673994
You should have hugged your mom and told her you would be there for her anon. It deeply impacts a mother when her kids leave, more so when the eldest child says he wants to live with the father, its almost like a betrayal.

Im the eldest son in a similar situation. My younger brother and sister have moved in with my father who is pretty rich but for all my mother has done and struggled for the 3 of us, i can never move away, in the hopes of repaying this debt to her somehow. She was so depressed taking care of us she wanted to off herself together, back when i was 13 or 14.

>>34674070
Maybe one day I will crack and stop being a waste of air. Until then I shall remain a miserable faggot

>>34673973
DO NOT GET THIS MEME

this is next lvl bogposting

>>34673973
>I want a girl that is into being a sub, has that nerdy girl look, and is not damage goods.

News for you bro: the nerdy looking girls that are into bdsm are the most damaged ones

>>34674646
how are they damaged? submissive means damaged? lol you are on one

>>34673956
masturbating isn't supposed to make you less lonely

it just makes you less horny

>>34673956
t u l p a m e m e s

>>34673956
11th time will be the charm!

>>34673950
Depends if you have a high or low libido. I have a very high one and think about sex constantly (im 29). So sex is very important to me.
If you have a low libido most days.. it probably isnt that important.

>But is it really all that?
YES.

>You can get the same results with masturbation.
NO, YOU CAN'T.

god -2/10

>>34674091
This backed up. Inb4 ree normie.

That said, I both fap and fuck. Fap I get them kegel gainz.

It's not the same im sorry to say anon. Master the pullout or birthcontrol, master the enemy.

>>34673820
it's too late for me
mom wouldn't let me play outside or get dirty when I was a kid. My immune system never developed properly and now I can't go outside without getting ill

>>34673820
I did today. Listened to an album while enjoying a coffee and a smoke. Found an old junky boat motorboat and sat in it while watching the traffic. Comfy desu

>>34673820
Fuck you it's cold out

>>34673761

The front grill on Lincolns are hideous.

Looks like an automobile...

>>34673761
Definitely Mandela Effect in action.

>>34673663
This is the third straight edge thread tonight.

>>34673663
don't worry I haven't done any of them and don't plan on it

Is that fugazi threat?

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love live is best

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Alex-Jones-Friendly-Discord

>>34673657

What a noice place :3

>>34673647

I can get there in 17 minutes with light traffic and excessive speeding.

Takes me about 20 seconds to reach for my phone from bed, open my bank app, sign in, and check if my NEETbux have been deposited.

About 25 minutes by street car.

Any sort of extreme political view is cancer.

>>34673610
>salty libercuck falcon fan
>actually agrees with social justice and political correctness

An hero

>>34673610
>sjws
>need crayons and blankets when their candidate doesnt win

>alt right
>shitposts to piss off celebrities

Its the same thing really.

>>34673608
What can we do, OP?
The guys who support them are at fault too, and there's no getting through to a beta.

>>34673608
I'm sure you can find some nice sugar daddies on the Internet too anon. Just gotta wiggle that pure virginal ass and cute cock every once in a while

>talentless

So what are your talents OP?