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>anon have you ever had a gf?
>You're a virgin huh? I can tell by the way you carry yourself
>you're so polite
>you're not a bad looking guy anon, you need to go live your life
a girl told me this today,I'm 27
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>>37458442
>you're so polite
it's all i've had going for me since high school. i can't afford to be an asshole
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>>37458442
Things could get better for you anon, take that compliment and run to the hills :)
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>not confronting her on it and asking her why would she be asking unless she was interested and watching her go all defensive on you
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>"I don't date black girls."
>he's a black guy
Stop this..
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>>37458290
t. Dayjanayshanay Jackson
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just ask him if he'll date you on the agreement that you'll let him smash some white pussy whenever he wants without getting mad about it
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>>37458290
why do you give a shit about those guys?
Plenty of great guys will date you. Why chase after some racist asshole who explicitly says he won't date black girls?
Those aren't the kinds of guys you should be worrying about, say ok and move on
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How often do you masturbate, /r9k/?
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>>37458123
Every day, unfortunately. Pretty sure at this point I can only be aroused by people 10 times as tall as me. That's kind of a problem when I'm 6'6".
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around once a week. it's usually weekends.
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>>37458165
more? gfrhzdyhxetrd
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ls islam a religion of peace?
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no
t. muslim
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I've traveled to a handful of Muslim-majority countries and regions.
While I don't think Muslims are inherently bad people, I do think that many have attitudes and lifestyles which are distinctly incompatible with their Western counterparts.
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>>37458063
define "peace"
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What's the biggest redpill you had to swallow and actually accept
>i am my ego and i am alone
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>>37458040
I'm not smart, and most of my peers are objectively more skilled, educated, and valuable than me.
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>age of consent is whenever the girl choose it
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>>37458040
blm and the alt-right are incapable of seeing eachother's problems
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Why are women so insufferable lads?
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>>37458026
Because (if you life in a western country) they can. Boys and men have existed to aid them their entire lives and they know society values them more than us. Also, they're really stupid. Just imagine taking a dumb male, multiplying him a billion-fold and giving him tits and a pussy and there you have it; a female.
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>>37458026
>inb4 beta defenders come to women's aid
>inb4 "wow im a woman and u should kill urself if you think we're all like that. i TOTALLY hate other women too teehee but like there are exceptions" gets tens of replies from said defenders
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>>37458026
Why are robots so insufferable lads?
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Am I a pedo? I love loli but I'm a female. It turns me on cos I like to imagine myself as the loli; forced peeing and orgasming is my fave and I'm also a very small female. I'm scared that this will make me find young girls attractive.
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it's the only men can be pedophiles meme
yes, kys degenerate.
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Yes. I'd recommend therapy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
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Sounds more like you want to be the little girl. Just get a large bf. I was really into Shota and then got a tall gf and now i'm living the dream.
I've figured something out. Since I'm not alpha enough to fall into the "hot" category go get females what if I try being a cute guy for females instead.
>harmless non sexually threatening clothes(sweater, bow tie, fake glasses)
>awkwardly funny (think Micheal Cera)
>gets girls to think you're charming in a cute way
>they think you're too adorable to do harm
>they get vulnerable cause they are stupid fucking women
>you pounce and take your prize
any traps have pointers for a straight man to get maximum cute?
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>>37457642
avoid the bow tie, that's pretty autismo unless you're 9/10
also fake glasses are awkward if anyone catches you but are also p cute
good luck, anon
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Something like pic related is probably your best bet
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>>37457642
you also run the risk of being turbofriendzoned/ghosted/etc
Why are you not in the military?
Don't you wanna experience being the warrior class?
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>don't you wanna get killed for Israel goy
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>>37457625
there is no benefit of being a soldier in the army
you leave with PTSD and possibly missing limbs or a disability
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>>37457760
how dare you besmirch this young man's dreams you vile anti-semite, if he wishes to die for God's Chosen that is his choice to make
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/what-ideal-penis-size-study-7343836
>experts test women to see what they believe it the ideal penis size
>tested for long term/one night stands situations
>women are shown 33 3D printed models of what are supposed to be dicks
>all are blue and simple as to not let looks be a major factor
>dicks ranged from 4 to 8.5 inches in length and 2.5 to 7 inches in circumference
Results:
Long-term: 6.3 inches X 4.8 inches
One night stand: 6.4 inches X 5 inches
Keep in mind that average size ranges from 5.1 inches to 5.5 internationally. Also, race isn't a major influence (https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/unique-everybody-else/201210/the-pseudoscience-race-differences-in-penis-size).
How do you measure up, robots?
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>tfw 4 inches erect, half an inch flaccid
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>>37457489
>6.5 hard
>4 soft
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>>37457472
looks like I'm almost ideal for long term, just a little bit longer. I'm surprised, I would have thought they'd like girthier dicks.
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>13 Reasons Why
is this really why normies kill themselves?
pathetic
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it wasnt rape btw
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>>37457333
i have seen people here who want to kill themselves for less than that.
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I would probably kill my self if everybody I had to interact with was a douche bag.
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Arcanines, I have my crush's number and I'm preparing to confess to her.
She doesn't know I have it though, so I'm afraid of coming off creepy.
The thing is, I want to confess so I can get rejected, because I have literally not been able to focus for months because of her, I'm pretty sure I have no chance.
So, what's the best way to get rejected without coming off as a creep (I've never talked to her before, at least not in any substantial sense).
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In your case, there's absolutely no way around it. You're going to have to come off as a creep, and it's going to fail miserably, but if that's what you need to get her off of your mind then do it.
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>>37457384
Thanks, another bump for more advice?
Thing is, I kinda wanna talk to her in person, and I'm a gigantic fucking pussy (And have a really bad stutter, so I can't really speak).
I've been thinking about asking my friend who knows who she is to just tell her for me, and then tell me how it went, I'm not sure if I'll gain any peace or satisfaction from that though.
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>>37457861
>I've been thinking about asking my friend who knows who she is to just tell her for me
Don't do dis. Just call/text her, befriend her, and try to initiate a hangout. Do not go full autismo and creep-call her saying "Uhh I like you". Wait until the hangout to see if she's into you.
is driving a truck the solution for robot boredom and to stop feeling like youre not much of a man?
>travel in a monster sized vehicle
>shifting an 18 speed seems like something manly to know how to do
ive only drove a manual car a few times and i stalled quite a few times but would love to drive a truck. i would love to know how to shift an unsyncronised transmission. how do you learn it? wpuld i stand a chance if ive really only drove automatic cars?
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every jim bob jackass in the world had the same idea as you, good look getting a job
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>>37457213
This guy is a retard.
>>37457188
There's a good number of companies that will train and hire you as long as you stay with them for a certain amount of time. However it's more than likely that you'll practice on a manual (more than likely not an 18 speed, they're very out dated) and then drive an automatic. But the boredom is insane. Driving, fucking around on the on board computer, and sleeping is about all you do.
>6 months of experience, go to third party and telling them I might be looking for another job and then getting calls from 50+ companies with job offers
>tfw
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>>37457188
muslim here
feeling a bit lonely myself. should i do it?
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you'll never have a qt gf who will dance for you
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why even continue living
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Wow, great post. "I don't have a girlfriend but I wish I did"
Thank you for that valuable contribution. If only we had more people like you maybe /r9k/ wouldn't be completely useless. I'm just glad we have the bot.
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>>37457092
>complaining about post quality
>on /r9k/
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She looks autistic, to be quite honest. Pretty, but autistic.
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if you need to vent, get something off of your chest, or just talk to another human being, you are welcome to post in this thread.
i will try to respond to whatever you decide to post.
i will not judge you. i will not hate you.
i only wish to listen. to understand.
because everyone deserves to be understood, right?
maybe not. but i will try anyways.
feel free to post any image you would like.
maybe consider posting someone (or something) you like a whole lot.
i feel nauseous. i hope i'm not sick. if you are sick, i hope you get well soon.
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Thank you anon! Get well soon!
About me... the realisation I will never get married, form a relationship or go on a date finally hit me. I was denying it for long, keep hoping for best. But now I know there will be no "best" nor "happy"
What helps me calm down is cooking and sweet, calm songs sung by females. I really recommend cooking to everyone who is down - it recquires your focus and gives you sweet outcomes.
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I exclusively fap to objects.
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>>37457256
Interesting. If I dressed as a lamp would you fap to me?