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Tell me, my dear fellow, does this look empty to you?
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>>37455781
Where are you going to tally all the pathetic wagecuck (You)'s once you run out of space?
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And after you zip your lips go get me a refill, i've been downing my morning cup of covfefe very speedy lately.
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>>37455781
Actually i cant see the inside of the cup so i haven't a fucking clue.
Am I the only one with a fetish for ugly Asians? Why are they so hot? The pretty ones can get fucked. Only uggos for this man.
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Oh cool, ugly Asians are my fetish as well. Actually ugly Asians making weird faces while giving da succ is my most patrician fetish.
Something about Asian facial features make for the funniest blowjob faces. The prominent cheekbones, underdeveloped chin/jaw, flat nose, big lips. I all works s perfect when choking on cock.
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>>37455636
How can you u tell she's Asian?
Also, she looks like she can really give da succ.
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>>37455504
All Asians are ugly retard. You have an Asian fetish, not an ugly Asian fetish.
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I've been doing some scientific research into wanking, and I'd like to discuss my recent findings:
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First of all, when it come to wanking ,we need to establliush the three stages.
1. arousal
2. Play
3. climax.
Stage 1 is the point between flacidness and the ability to orgasm. This can last a few seconds and is genrally an area of low intenisty.
Stage 2 is where most of the action happens. This is the chnage of pace, grip, material etc that dictates what and how the wanker will finish with.
stage 3 is a one-way street. It is the few seconds between the sudden rushing building state of feeling and orgasm.
The transition between these states is not binary and it is possible to go back in stages, providing the wanker hasn;t orgasmed.
Now that we are all clear with the terminology, here is the reserch I have found:
Stage 1 requires low intensity but must increase with time. The reason being that if the intensity required to progress isn;t met, the body will simply stall, get more and may even go flaccid despite the stimulation. This is important to note because the transition between stage 1 and 2 can dictate what the climax will be like.
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>>37455447
My hand is best waifu for laifu
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> This is important to note because the transition between stage 1 and 2 can dictate what the climax will be like.
If the handover takes too long, the body can be fatigued and bored by the climax, but too short and the play-time will be reduced.
Now the hypothesis of my research was to see if this also applied to the handover between stage 2 and 3.
If it possible to make the climax stretch out for an abnormal amount of time by making it cut into the playtime?
My answer: Yes
I have been experimenting with different fap hero games, HMVs, fap music, beat trances, JOIs, milovana games and metronomes. And from my experiments I have found that there is, indeed, a sweet spot that starts the climax relativity early on in the wank, but is a very slow build up to the climax. The long feeling of "i'm gonna cum" lasting for a total of 3 minutes 43 seconds.
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How do I become someone else?
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Is it possible to "kill off" my personality and become someone else? Someone better?
>be me
>23
>lazy, but smartish so I get by
>community college, arts degree
>desperately need a sense of belonging
>only had 1 relationship in my life
>addicted to vydia, procrastinate alot
>only real life skill are decent debating skills. >false sense of superiority
>still insecure
>highly functional autism
>all i've ever achieved is a life of MEDIOCRITY, not even failure because i don't try new things.
How do I "kill" myself and become someone else? Is it even possible? I dont' want to think how I think anymore. I dont want to be me. I need to be someone better. Someone I can be proud of.
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>>37455406
1. Leave society.
2. Burn your records and live innawoods for 10 years.
3. Come back, claim amnesia.
4. ????
5. Profit
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>>37455406
>>lazy, but smartish so I get by
stop pretending you're smart
you're average
start working
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>>37455406
Pseduo intellectual spotted. 'Lazy but smartish' kek
> arts degree
> community college
> smartish
Yku are most likely very average like me and most 4chan losers
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2015 was by far the worst year of my life up the that point. So much personal failure and traumating shit happened in 2015 that I thought I've finally seen the rock bottom. Turns out, 2016 would be even worse and leave me with tons of new mental issues as a prelude to the hell that is 2017.
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There are three lessons I learned from all of this.
>Whatever doesn't kill you do indeed make you stronger. If it
wasn't for the shitstorm that is 2015, I would never be able to survive 2016
>Whatever it is that didn't kill you will most likely the cause of your future problems in the first place. So it making you stronger doesn't even fucking matter.
>It never gets better. Off yourself before it's too late.
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>when the world never gets better and continues to decline so that all your strength developed to weather the increasingly bad times eventually falters for a moment and you die
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>>37455327
I think every year as a young adult is worse than the last until you get good enough at your career to be stable and not have to worry about it constantly. And lock down a woman.
>Always be clean shaven since 9th grade because I was made fun of for having goofy facial hair
>Girls have no interest in me
>One says I have a baby face
>Decide to grow out my facial hair
>Look like an adult now
>Girl I know thinks I look handsome
>Getting a lot more positive reactions
>I asked a girl out and she gave me her number
>World is generally better now
This is all it took? I feel dumb.
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It depends. Some people look better clean shaven if they have a patchy beard, but even a below average beard can look better than full on babyface.
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>>37455267
Post before and after face. I don't believe you.
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>>37455267
The answer sometimes is so easy you just don't get it because you exclude it right away for being too easy, OP.
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You should be locked in chastity and forced to serve a couple, anon. You'd do all the chores. You'd be allowed to watch when they have sex and maybe lick the girl clean if she feels like it. You'd be a good little slave. If they decide to have kids though, for security reasons they'd probably decide to castrate you. You'd be allowed one last proper fap, of course.
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tfw no gf to pain her toenails
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>>37455212
>tfw no gf to pain her toenails
>tfw this
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I have submission fantasies too but I dont get fucking castrated at the end of them Jesus christ
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>be 18
>three normie "friends" going to a popular girl's party
>"hey anon you should come with" cant tell if he's mocking me
>never been to a party and don't want to miss my only opportunity even though I hate stacey
>"alright"
>friday night, get a lift there by friend
>pull up outside house, obvious its the right place from a mile away
>many cars parked outside, loud music and noise of people shouting inside, door open
>nervous as fuck, we walk to the door
>"play it cool anon, haha dont embarrass us"
>a couple chads acting as bouncers
>normies say hey, have a laugh and walk in
>"woah woah. anon? what are you doing here? I didn't know you were friends with stacey"
>chads laugh, some girls stare at me
>"i-im with those guys"
>angry but get let in
>normie music at full blast
>sluts and chads "dancing"
>can't find friends
>see if they went upstairs
>upstairs stinks of weed
>walk into room
>its stacey, a bunch of girls and chads all smoking
>girls start giggling uncontrollably
>"who is that?"
>stacey: "what the fuck I didn't invite him! get out of my bedroom"
>try to explain myself
>manlet chad stands up and starts being aggressive towards me
>nearly pushed me down the stairs
>push through dancing crowd towards the door
>manlet chad still right behind me shouting
>people stop dancing, wondering what is happening
>run past chad bouncers, they shout after me
>keep running
>no lift home so hang around outside
>call the police and report noise violation and underage drug use
>mfw police came and broke up the party, confiscated drugs
>mfw the manlet chad was taken to the station for resisting
>mfw stacey had a breakdown crying and didn't come to school for a week
>mfw one knows who called the cops
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>>37455183
Good work op, I'm proud of you! Keep it up!
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Absolutely devilish. You did good, OP.
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You're actually so pathetic you stole a greentext and passed it off as your own. This is shameful op
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Part of me wants to be her, dress up in her clothes and get fucked.
But I also want to fuck her.
I'm very confused please help, how do I make myself only want the latter?
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>>37455148
Stop watching porn for a time.
You're overloaded with sexual information.
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>>37455148
god she looks like she has such a fertile womb
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You could try not being a faggot
Originaful
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>girl got pissed and blocked me
>a month later now, she unblocked me
What? Why did she do this?
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>>37454988
Whats her name friendo? (Origel)
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>>37455025
Nope. Not telling you.
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It's orbiter training. You have to learn to give her likes and be a good beta. Be sure to entertain her and pay her lots of attention. She sure needs that constant validation, fucking Chad is hard work.
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>be unemployed beta male
>avg day is playing vidya, skateboarding and fapping to anime girls
>walking around the city since i have tons of free time because lel no job and no social life
>save a roastie from getting run over by a car because she's texting chad on her phone
>we hit it off and she wants to go out on a date
>fucking date with semen demon acquired
>want to treat her to a wonderful evening at a fancy restaurant
>roastie leason loses our seat
>have to eat at fucking burger joint on a shitty side of town but feel like date went great
>for the first time in myu life, i feel happy
>try to call her back
>no response
>leave messages and everything
>finally get the hint after a week of no response when I see her with another chad
>fuck this.png
>decide to get a job
>get nice and cleaned up for job interviews that all happen within the same day
>skateboard to each interview since I don't have a car
>manage to land job
>fucking boss is a roastie
>finally become a wagie
>see this cutie at work in the elevator
>we hit it off and I think she likes me
>decide to buy her a gold watch as a gift
>roastie fucking rejects my offer and tells HR that I was sexually harassing her
>get fired from job
>oh well back to being a NEET
my advice to you young robots out there. Don't even bother, the game is rigged.
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>talking to female coworkers
never do this
EVER
fucking idiot
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greentext is wrong, he didn't get fired from his job for the watch incident, he just stopped showing up out of shame
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>>37454858
This is that Buzzfeed video isn't it?
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Any robots into findom? I'll post my stats and we can go from there
>5'
>85 pounds
>cute face
>A cup
>virgin
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you must be over 18 to post heree
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>>37454802
I went to a fast food place earlier and they forgot about me and my order, so I got my food for free after reminding them. Now I have an extra $10. Is $10 enough for you? That's all I have really.
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>>37454826
18 on the dot :^)
origi
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Cloud can you please be my friend again
i know what i did was wrong
and you saying that i made you look like a fool was bad too. i think its wrong of you to emotionally manipulate me and say you felt bad for me. you have no proof of how im trying to get revenge on him and that was never my intention. and you saying i was using you as a tool makes the entire relationship one sided. i wanted to talk to you all the time. having autistic meltdowns when you went away for a few minutes. and wanting to watch anime with you all the time and listen to music with you. i cant really control what goes on in your head and how you get manipulated by other people. but i woud like to be your friend again. i wouldnt get a vpn and make alts just to start fresh and be someones friend again. i have no ill intentions of this person and i enjoyed being friends with you every second. but you completely threw me away to save face for your own self and i think its shallow of you. if you really felt bad and wanted to help me then you would try to understand. youre completely wrong about whatever you believe in and i dont deserve to be treated like a meatbag
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Hey meatbag you forgot your capital letters
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>>37454314
cloud and aya are like the chad and stacy of gay ERP
what did we do to deserve this
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this is pathetic, rem
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Roastie hate thread? Roastie hate thread. I may be a beta virgin but atleast im not one of these
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I hate hate threads that use posts that were made as jokes. At least use something real, mang.
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But do you realize what the greater issue is here? Women dress like sluts because they have an entire culture telling them to do so. A media machine, their peers, Chad, etc. Women are products of their environment.
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And I thought humans couldn't get more degenerate
>nobody will love you if you can't love yourself first
Do people unironically believe this meme, or are they just saying it to be jerks?
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>>37454296
I mean it's not infallible, but it's good advice. Confidence is worth quite a bit it seems.
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>>37454296
I had a crush on a girl who had low self esteem.
It was weird because she was like an angel to me and yet would always talk trash on herself
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>>37454296
That is false, however you wont be able to enjoy intimacy at all if you hate youself