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>KHV
>Meet a 10/10 cutie
>Become friends
>Months past and I start to slip into friendzone
>nowsmychance.jpeg
>Rejected
>Let more months pass
>One day "anon..... do you still wanna date me"
>Holyfuckingshit.qt
>Lose KHV status in under a month
>Fucked in school closet

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:27:20 Post No.37730222
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>>37729984
Real shit?

Ya fucked up

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:11:31 Post No. 37729965 [Report] [View this topic]

>going out on the balcony naked

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:17:05 Post No.37730051
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>>37729965
>out going naked on the balcony

Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:55:38 Post No.37730671
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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:55:38 Post No.37730671 [Report]

>masturbate on the balcony
>cum over normies' cars
I've been doing this for a while

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:10:21 Post No. 37729947 [Report] [View this topic]

If someone uses one word replies on social media does that mean they don't want to talk to you?

It keeps happening so I just stop replying back, don't know if it looks like I'm ignoring them though

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:29:15 Post No.37730252
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>>37729947
Indeed

Origmas

Anonymous 2017-06-15 06:17:03 Post No.37731057
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Anonymous 2017-06-15 06:17:03 Post No.37731057 [Report]

I hope so, if it's not true than I ruined so many potential relationships due to my insecurities
What if they really just don't have anything to say and that's why they use one word replies
And then triple texting is them just separating ideas and not something deep

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:10:14 Post No. 37729943 [Report] [View this topic]

o: OP
h(x, y): 2-ary predicate, to be read as 'x has y'
gf(x): predicate 'x is a gf'

>tfw ~a s.t. h(o, a) & gf(a)

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:09:49 Post No. 37729939 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mduUbJTdXag

the west is being chemically castrated turning us all into betas

I'm done with this wild ride

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Soy is by far the richest source of phytoestrogens. Red clover and flaxseed are close seconds.

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:09:36 Post No. 37729932 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else here /notuglybuttooafraidtoapproachgirlsbecauseidontwanttolookcreepy/???

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Quick question 2017-06-15 05:08:32 Post No.37729917
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Quick question Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:08:32 Post No. 37729917 [Report] [View this topic]

Can you believe in the You that other people believe in?

I only ask bcs apparently girls see me as arrogant, but also model-looking (v-card intact) and my m8s trust me and see me as super clever and highly energetic and creative and whatnot. And that confuses me, somewhat. Because I literally am none of those things. But I would like to be.
So can you believe in the person others believe in? Like, Kamina-style?

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>>37729917
It should be possible if you're mentally stable, if anything it could help you get more confidence and guide you in the right direction

Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:19:30 Post No.37730094
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>>37729917
nah but you can ~~ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH~~

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:05:03 Post No. 37729863 [Report] [View this topic]

Moana is the greatest movie ever made

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:14:29 Post No.37730011
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>>37729863
>Moana is the greatest movie ever made
This

Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:59:29 Post No.37730738
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>>37729863
T'was aight, but it wasn't all THAT good desu

Anonymous 2017-06-15 06:00:55 Post No.37730770
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>>37730738
>T'was aight, but it wasn't all THAT good desu
why do you say that?
It had a great soundtrack and a nice plot I liked it a lot

It's one of the best Disney movies in my opinion

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Alcoholism Thread Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:04:04 Post No. 37729843 [Report] [View this topic]

1pm on the US East Coast, what are my fellow robots drinking? Rum & wine here since 8am

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:00:10 Post No. 37729778 [Report] [View this topic]

>something starts of really good
>normalfags latch on to it have nerds and robots have been enjoying it
>they become the new target audience
>becomes shit
Every fucking time. There's absolutely nothing left for us. There's so little good entertainment to begin with and this shit always happens.

Then I just look like a fucking hipster who likes shit before it becomes popular. The problem isn't that it's popular. I would love if there was good merchandise, could talk to people about shit I like, and the IP does well for the creators. It just always turns to shit when they have to dumb it down or change it in other ways to impress normalfags.

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:01:11 Post No.37729794
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>>37729778
>normalfags latch on to it have nerds and robots have been enjoying it

Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:03:38 Post No.37729835
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>motherfucking souls games

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>>37729794
The first "have" is obviously supposed to be "after".

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 04:47:51 Post No. 37729585 [Report] [View this topic]

Wagefriends of /r9k/

How do you deal with female coworkers?

I'm about to start wagecucking in an office and there seems to be some fertile egg carriers around...

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:29:03 Post No.37730245
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Don't talk to them. Too much can go wrong.

OhOk 2017-06-15 05:39:48 Post No.37730396
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OhOk 2017-06-15 05:39:48 Post No.37730396 [Report]

Well first off try to stop talking like a lizard person and try saying "ladies, women, girls, bitches, etc." rather than "fertile egg carriers."

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Stuck home Anonymous 2017-06-15 04:47:29 Post No. 37729577 [Report] [View this topic]

I need a reason to get out.
>I don't have one
I stay in all day because of this
>I need a job
I have friends
>online
I almost had a girlfriend
>broke her heart without even trying

Did I waste my life up to now?
What can I do?

>tfw no gf
>tfw no job
>tfw nothing

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Anonymous 2017-06-15 04:44:58 Post No. 37729536 [Report] [View this topic]

> tfw no girl to play games
> to bully each other, make jokes to one another and throw in a jab here and there
> no girl to pvp together with, watch tv shows, movies and other junk and just relax
> no female that's into shitty memes so we could laugh together and post them to each other

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>>37729536
Also I would much much rather jsut have a sister/brother relationship than anything romantic. Romance just seems like it's too much work and never leads to anywhere anyways
> tfw no long distance big/lil sis to play vidya with

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