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>laughing maniacally while crying at random
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>>37730141
I went through that stage in my teens.

I already knew I was fucked
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>>37730141
Have you cannibalized anyone lately? Literally kuru.
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>>37730141
>tfw every time you get too excited you burst out laughing maniacally and start crying at the same time

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Is there anyone here who is Schizophrenic? Can you tell me what is your life like and how you figured you needed to see a doctor?

For me I had a bad panic attack and I haven't been able to sleep. I hear voices but in my head and not in my ears. I've been super scared lately and I cant sleep because of it.

Sometimes I'm told to cut myself. I use to hear this when I was 16 but I thought it was just anxiety. I am getting paranoid.
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>>37730117
I tried to use my wizard powers but they didn't work. Then when I covered every window and opening in the house with aluminum foil while they were gone they took me to a doctor. How old are you? How long have you been having these symptoms?
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>>37730117
Cut yourself right now.
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>>37730258
I am 21. I've heard some voices when I was a teen. But lately theyve been getting a lot louder. the paranoia happened since December. voices happening a lot this week. I've been living in a very stressful apartment too.

>tfw masturbated to this again
amateur teen couples
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>are you gonna put my butthole in it?
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>>37730110
Source on this video please
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Someone post a link pls

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If a man cheats on his girlfriend or wife does it mean he is an alpha male?
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Especially if he cheats more than once

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>KHV
>Meet a 10/10 cutie
>Become friends
>Months past and I start to slip into friendzone
>nowsmychance.jpeg
>Rejected
>Let more months pass
>One day "anon..... do you still wanna date me"
>Holyfuckingshit.qt
>Lose KHV status in under a month
>Fucked in school closet
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>>37729984
Real shit?

Ya fucked up

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>going out on the balcony naked
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>>37729965
>out going naked on the balcony
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>masturbate on the balcony
>cum over normies' cars
I've been doing this for a while

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If someone uses one word replies on social media does that mean they don't want to talk to you?

It keeps happening so I just stop replying back, don't know if it looks like I'm ignoring them though
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>>37729947
Indeed

Origmas
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I hope so, if it's not true than I ruined so many potential relationships due to my insecurities
What if they really just don't have anything to say and that's why they use one word replies
And then triple texting is them just separating ideas and not something deep

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o: OP
h(x, y): 2-ary predicate, to be read as 'x has y'
gf(x): predicate 'x is a gf'

>tfw ~a s.t. h(o, a) & gf(a)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mduUbJTdXag

the west is being chemically castrated turning us all into betas


I'm done with this wild ride
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Soy is by far the richest source of phytoestrogens. Red clover and flaxseed are close seconds.

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Anyone else here /notuglybuttooafraidtoapproachgirlsbecauseidontwanttolookcreepy/???
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Can you believe in the You that other people believe in?

I only ask bcs apparently girls see me as arrogant, but also model-looking (v-card intact) and my m8s trust me and see me as super clever and highly energetic and creative and whatnot. And that confuses me, somewhat. Because I literally am none of those things. But I would like to be.
So can you believe in the person others believe in? Like, Kamina-style?
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>>37729917
It should be possible if you're mentally stable, if anything it could help you get more confidence and guide you in the right direction
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>>37729917
nah but you can ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH

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Moana is the greatest movie ever made
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>>37729863
>Moana is the greatest movie ever made
This
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>>37729863
T'was aight, but it wasn't all THAT good desu
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>>37730738
>T'was aight, but it wasn't all THAT good desu
why do you say that?
It had a great soundtrack and a nice plot I liked it a lot

It's one of the best Disney movies in my opinion

1pm on the US East Coast, what are my fellow robots drinking? Rum & wine here since 8am
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>something starts of really good
>normalfags latch on to it have nerds and robots have been enjoying it
>they become the new target audience
>becomes shit
Every fucking time. There's absolutely nothing left for us. There's so little good entertainment to begin with and this shit always happens.

Then I just look like a fucking hipster who likes shit before it becomes popular. The problem isn't that it's popular. I would love if there was good merchandise, could talk to people about shit I like, and the IP does well for the creators. It just always turns to shit when they have to dumb it down or change it in other ways to impress normalfags.
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>>37729778
>normalfags latch on to it have nerds and robots have been enjoying it
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>motherfucking souls games
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>>37729794
The first "have" is obviously supposed to be "after".

Wagefriends of /r9k/

How do you deal with female coworkers?

I'm about to start wagecucking in an office and there seems to be some fertile egg carriers around...
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Don't talk to them. Too much can go wrong.
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Well first off try to stop talking like a lizard person and try saying "ladies, women, girls, bitches, etc." rather than "fertile egg carriers."


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