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>>35590013
Yeah i just lay in bed and maybe read wikipedia or something.

>>35590013
Move to Japan and become a rakugo.

>>35590060
I have actually considered that since rakugo has become one of the few things i'm interested in after the depression hit but i don't have the motivation to learn the language

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>>35589881
>wow your eyes look so pretty and golden in the sun
>press x to doubt
my eyes are mud brown, no way they look golden

>>35589881
>I like your haircut
From the only girl in high school who even talked to me. I had a big crush on her just because she was slightly friendly to me.

>>35589956
>mud brown
subhuman detected

my dad doesn't even talk to me

>>35589876
Oh and he really liked the movie Unforgiven as well.

>>35589876
My dad likes the usual dadrock stuff and has tons of it, but for some reason, he also listens to a ton of Avril Lavigne. I find it hilarious.
In general he has a much more low-brow crude sense of humor than me and can get mad at sports which I find ridiculous.
His favorite movie is Blade Runner which I watched with him one time but literally can't remember at all.
He reads Stephen King novels which I have never read.
He watches tons of TV and has pretty normie but decent tastes, ie breaking bad, true detective season 1.

>>35589850
Nope, not really, friend.

>>35589850
There's a lot of people I want to do that to

And nine months later you were born, OP. Wouldn't have thought a punched-in face could be hereditary though.

>>35589830
>get them into car
>tell them to go into store
>make sure its going to be a bitch to get a taxi there
>drive home without them

>>35589954
I'm already home

>>35589963
you missed step 1

>get them into car

It's a good thing being born ten years before the new millennium still somehow fucking makes you a millennial, or else this thread would have got me rustled.

>>35589832
gen x'ers are from 1965-1980. If someone that old is still posting here, you should just kys

>>35589810
Their ideals are lodged in freedom of expression, peaceful spirituality, caring for the environment and all the other Buddhist crap they aired non-stop in the nineties, but have to face a stark reality that they behave pretty much exactly like their parents did. They're just as addicted to television, drugs, sex, and power like their parents were; but since they also mostly all hate their parents for unknown reasons they want to reject that culture. It creates a sort of madness where you see a grown adult hold their right hand in defiance against ignorance and violence, but then the left hand is grabbing handfuls of pain medicine and googling for porn on an ipad

You have to workout and do cardio. Mostly workout though.

Do it slowly

Roids solve every problem

>>35589722
You heard me talking to my friends, then you thought I was talking to myself? are you stupid or what stacy?

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>>35589722
>Uhmmm uuuuh, y-you too!

>>35589722
i'm not going to be on the receiving end of this "prank" of yours

>>35589637
>convert
>gain their trust
>qt big nose wumun r yours
>become an oi vey doctah
>get in to all the big conspiracies
>tell everyone that Jewish jokes offend you, they are just misunderstood
>redirect hate to whites

>>35589716
Even if you convert they don't consider you a real jew since your mother wasn't jewish, they consider it a race just as much as a religion

>>35589729
this. hell, even kikes with goy fathers (like myself) are looked down on

>slightly chubby
it never stays at slightly, robot. it always surpasses into extremely

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>>35589620
She's been at slightly for long enough that I don't think it will change

>>35589629
give it time. her skin suggests she's still young. just look at her when she turns 30 or 40 and remember this conversation when her apparent beer gut is bigger than most men you know

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>>35589597
I'm not sure, maybe get a volcano but those are expensive.

Also smoking on some good indica right now, doing poppers all day. Tobacco fucking ruins the taste of weed man.

>>35589597
I got the davinci portable vape, I highly recommend it. I wish I had the willpower to vape more because it feels like a cup of fresh coffee, but I always rip the bong.

>>35589597
MFLB a couple years ago seemed like the de facto option if you didn't want to spend anymore for a PAX/PAX2. It works, it's portable, discrete, but the damn batteries are cumbersome. Honestly I personally think I'm done with combustion unless in a social setting. Otherwise my roommate and I are just going to buy a Volcano vape or a similar variant.

>make tinder profile
>remember I'm ugly
>delete profile

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>>35589607
Thanks for reminding me why I don't bother with online dating.

>>35589623
You're just making it even easier for Chad though. If there are more dud profiles we can at least spite Chad and Stacey, since they the profiles will take longer to sift through.

>>35589551
You can fuck me for free but I'm a boy.

>>35589568
nice where u from?

Just go to a bar and be yourself.

>>35589522
I remember I had to take 20 pills to trip when I was like 17. You'll be fine.

>>35589552
I did DXM a couple days ago and wanted to mix things up while waiting for my assumed tolerance to go down a bit. And I guess for anything that needs recovery. Plus I got nothing better to do today aside from finishing my half bottle of wine and I guess gaming and watching downloaded shit.

>>35589575
DXM is dextromrthorphan, the cough syrup drug. Diphenhydramine is Benadryl, the allergy drug

8 pills isn't going to do much outside of make you drowsy and maybe a little dizzy. You'll have to take like 20+ to start tripping

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>tfw she did

>Wanted to

>>35589468
>implying she didn't fuck him