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I'm thinking of sending my oneitis from highschool a facebook message asking her if she is willing to sell me her egg for $10k so I can do IVF with a rent-a-womb.
Do you guys think someone would do this if I offered $10k? She wouldn't be allowed to have any claims on the born child however.
$10k is a lot of money for an egg right? Do you think a girl would accept this offer? I really need this.
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>>35168233
lol you get a 5 for creativity
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>>35168291
what? are you saying I should offer 5k first then up it to ten? that could work
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>>35168233
Unless she's desperate it's probably going to cost a lot more than that pal.
If you have the money why not just find a hot chick in a poor country like everyone else?
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Please don't respond to this post.
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>>35168091
ok
oregano is my favourite spice
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>>35168091
your reverse psychology won't work on me
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>>35168091
>not replacing "rejects" with "page 10"
Missed opportunity.
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What's the song of /r9k/? 2017-02-27 12:26:36 Post No.35168050
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What's the song of /r9k/?
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Post a song that you think it represent this place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyaYsKY230A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybzW4iQ3-Yw
literally for r9k
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it resonates well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEmTsfFL5A
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Why is porn so damn good?
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Because women are too beautiful to resist
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>>35168015
we're talking 2D here, right?
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>>35168040
We're talking females (males) here.
Brown fembot here. How do I get a german boyfriend? Please help me. Seems legit they are the hottest guys in the world.
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ja.. .ich bin german for u m'lady... xD
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>>35167932
What kind of brown are you, femanon?
If you're a Muslim, you're basically already a member of Germany's ruling class. I say just hop a plane over to Deutschland and help yourself to whatever men you find. They'll probably fall all over themselves to be your love slave.
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>>35167932
Why the fuck should we help you
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Why haven't you punched an asian in the face yet?
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Source?? Oreginali
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>>35167913
looks alot like someone i know, except he lives in australia
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>you will never slap a jap
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Daily Roastie Deportation Thread
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We are done! Done with this fucking shit. Roasties have no place on this board and need to get out!
They have no sympathy or compassion for our kind or any reason to talk to us,but to stroke their egos.
They as such need to get out and never come back! All true robots! To me!
We will purge all the cunts and normies from our once verdant and kind board! When you see a roastie thread you can:
SHITPOST
SAGE
REPORT
If each true robot did this,we`d have a normie-free board!
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OH FUCK,NO! The board is so filled with roasties that I have to bump my own thread!
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Another self-bump. Pityful.
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bump to end the roasties reign of terror
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Why do I keep feeling that what I eat is not actual food? Even if it's some veggies or a banana I don't really perceive it as something nutritional, yet my body somehow keeps working. Even meat looks plastic to me. What's happening? Is it some kind of a weird detachment?
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Even my cats look like they're fake. I dunno how to deal with the world of atoms.
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Interesting
But I dunno lol good luck anon
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>>35168075
Is anything genuine anymore?
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How much of a failure of a woman do you have to be to be unmarried at 30?
How does this even happen aside from them either riding the cock carousel too long or generally being extremely undesirable?
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>>35167832
If you're a women who's single by 30 there is something seriously wrong with you.
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>>35167832
Yup, I can't fathom how stupid you have to be to fail at life while living on easy mode.
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>>35167832
>being married = success and happiness
Are you a christcuck?
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Hey lil bro, take a picture of me next to Elsa
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>>35167827
Is her hand shopped?
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>>35167827
Oh please.. Elsa is way too ugly to look anything like the Frozen girl, even with a pound of makeup on she looks like shit but in that picture she looks like a heroin addict.
Elsa was always an ugly fuck, but now we know she is an egotistical ugly fuck... the worst kind of ugly fuck.
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>>35167827
there's a way better one where she actually looks like Elsa
also she has big tits
I got permaband yesterday for getting my 37th ban
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>>35167811
That's how many it takes? Are you phone posting now or what?
I've never been permabanned. Feels good, man.
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>>35167828
This is a kitty thread now
Post cats
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>>35167897
reading the thread
do any of you guys believe the quantum suicide thing about how if you die theres another universe where you live
it sounds like a bunch of bs to me.
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I don't believe in quantum anything.
I think it's a conspiracy to confuse and disinform the general public.
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>>35167779
>if you die theres another universe where you live
seems legit
imma go test that theory for you
be right back...
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>>35167779
>theres another universe where i have a gf
>there's another universe where my waifu is real
>there's another universe where i have a steady job, a house, a wife , a car and no depression
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hello /r9k/
>be me
>has social life
>still in the "nice guy" phase
>gets pussy
should i still quit being a "nice guy"?
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no one is responding...
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>>35167858
Haha idiot
Oregano
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>>35167881
no one is responding, though
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i just gotspontaneously messaged by a girl asking how my day wentwhat do pig unrelated
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Ignore the message and maintain your virginity
At least that's what I would do
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>>35167640
ok thx
ab-original
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>>35167633
tell her how your day went
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How can people be some comfortable with having sex and being intimate when humans are so gross? Bad breath, smelly feet, swamp ass, musky genitals, that weird inner nose/booger smell, etc.
And I have pretty good hygiene but even I disgust myself at least once a day.
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>>35167631
>smelly feet
>swamp ass
>musky genitals
Add stinky pits and that's my ideal woman.
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All genitals are disgusting.
I really don't get it either.
People are gross and sex is about as gross as it gets.
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>when the woman had hairier arms than you
I just can't handle this