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>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, gubat climbing, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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>>35334459
Its back. Ive missed this anon
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>>35334584
it's a lot shorter than it should be
also the image title is suspicious, it should be Monkey_Chan.jpg
still i'm not mad
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>>35334705
Maybe a new anon is picking up the torch
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>Jerked off to sissy porn again
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>tfw no cuteboy / trap bf I can dominate
why live
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>>35334448
>Jerked off to cuck porn againB...but it's okay...I self inserted as the nigger
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>>35334465
Hey there mister
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>posted in a "post here for short qt gf in 2k17" thread
>now have short qt gf
I must go /R9K/, I have ascended to heaven
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How'd you meet her?
original1
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>>35334416
Godspeed anon, godspeed.
At least one of us made it.
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>>35334416
>How'd you meet her?
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>original1
Some little dinky art store
Where did all the robots migrate too?
maybe it's because i've been coming to r9k less and less but it seems like most of the people here are normalfags.
was this always the case?
were people just larping this whole time?
do actual neet robots make up a very small portion of this board?
Is this board and now most of 4chan mostly made up of redditors?
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>>35334259
Real robots left years ago. This place is cancer. Congrats on turning this into the worst board on this site.
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I swear, /r9k/ is like /mlp/.
>"Are we dying? This place isn't what it used to be!"
Just roll with it. Just imagine how upset people from /b/ or /pol/ must feel about having lost their boards years ago.
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>>35334325
You can't really have a large online community and not expect to be overtaken my normalfags.
normalfags make up most of the population so it's inevitable.
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What is an anime r9k can recommend? After a long time of denying my likings towards anime in the unsuccessful attempt to act a little more like a normie I've now come to accept myself.
I've missed out on the news for, like, the past 5 years. I've just finished Deadman Wonderland and Hellsing Ultimate. I think the latter is the better one.
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>>35334254
Unironically Naruto.
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>>35334254
I guess that the most r9k anime out there is Welcome to the NHK, even if many people disagree. Serial Experiments Lain is also really good, if you like philosophical stuff.
Or just stick to one of those /a/ anime recommendations charts.
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>>35334712
also
>tfw no misaki gf
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Anyone else have a fetish for fetishes?
>tfw pedophilophile
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>tfw abortion holocausts
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>tfw Hollywood talk radio interview fetish
>tfw fat shaming skinnyfags get shamed by fat people for being too skinny and vice versa
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I dont understand why you dont have gf's or are still HKV's, you always go on about how slutty girls are these days.
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Some robots don't want that
For others, it shows how bad they are at relationships, and that hurts the most.
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>>35334168
Gendo pls.They don't want to be slutty with me
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>TFW living in LA
>TFW no one would hire me for entry level jobs because they go to Mexicans
>TFW not as educated as Asians
>TFW my fellow whities get creeped by me
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>>35334147
Im half white/asian and dont fit in anywhere. Asians hate me, and white people put me down. And people here just call me elliot.
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>>35334533
lmao
is your mom asian?
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Make LA great again! Deport and build wall. Illegal immigrants have all sorts of support networks to get them into jobs, while us NEETs literally can't compete for an entry level retail job
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After years of chronic masturbation and rejection I gave in. Some chick on POF wanted $100 for it, I said nothing higher than $40. She was ugly trailer trash, but I still came like 8 thrusts in. In the end I feel as though this action accomplished nothing. The only thing I may have gained from this is herpes or some shit. She said she was clean but like I'm really going to take a prostitute's word on that.
Moral of the Story: I, and I'm assuming many of you, want emotional attachment, not just mechanical sex.
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>>35334128
I certainly do, but I made the same sort of mistake as you as a teenager.
Whined to my friend that I didn't want to be a virgin and he set me up with his ex-gf for a night.
It was terrible and awkward and the only part I enjoyed was making out.
A few years later I whined to another friend that I hadn't had sex in 3 years and he started hosting group sex parties at my apartment. It was weird and awkward and didn't feel good at all.
I just felt like I'd lost something precious without gaining a thing.
That was 15 years ago now. I wish I had found someone that loved me.
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You met an actual prostitute through POF? Or just a whore who you begged to have sex for money? Fucking kek
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>>35334261
>an actual prostitute
>or just a whore
increase your vocabulary
White rice if consumed in large quantities can provide a lot of oestrogen. In SE Asia white rice is a staple of the diet and is often consumed multiple times a day. It has been this way for centuries.
So, could this be why male Asians are naturally less masculine with their body build, why there are so many ladyboys and transgender people there, and why males often have softer female type skin? Could generations of consuming white rice altered the genetics of the Asians? And could it be why they have on average small dicks??
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>>35334111
>Could generations of consuming white rice altered the genetics of the Asians?
r9k really has the funniest beliefs on genetics.
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Didn't even read your post desu senpai.
Yes I want to suck trap dick and let her/him (depending on if you're a fag) cum on my face
Pretty fucking sexy, if only 2d
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>>35334139
>pretty fucking sexy, if only 2d
anon...
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Anyone know a place for lonely people to chat?
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>>35334099
This is the place
what do you wanna talk about mate.
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>>35334099
>>35334287
Most definitely man. What's on your mind?
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>>35334099
join a r9k group on kik my friend
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>life insurance lady called me a "nice young man"
>made my day
>feel so embarrassed when I think about it
One little thing makes me feel like I'm on top of the world. It feels weird.
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>>35334094
Yeah, I guess it makes up for having a low IQ.
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>>35334094
iktf
>go to hairdresser
>get a nice normie cut
>lady tells me that she would marry me if she was younger
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>>35334094
>girl talks to me in school
>fall in love instantly
Why does this happen
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>taking cs class
>extremely cute girl in it
>not cute like beautiful, he's average as far as looks but she has something special that makes me like her more than a beautiful girl
>can't help but stare when I have the opportunity to see her face and her bright smile
Now me
>pretty good looking, girls try to talk to me and smile a lot,
>until we start talking
>have no friends or social ability
>as a result I usually act cold, because the only alternative is coming off as both weak and autistic
Then a thing happened
>we have a lab to do, supposed to go find partners
>I don't make any effort to find someone and just sit in the middle of the class
>the girl comes and asks me to be her partner, walking past another guy who obviously needed a partner as well
>obviously I say yes
>we meet up in lab and work together for like 4 hours
>I don't act autistic because we aren't focusing on eachother, but on the computer screens and work
>we make eachother laugh and she seems comfortable
>as do I, suprisingly
>almost kinda sad when it's over and she just leaves
but at the same time, I didn't expect much else
>three days later (now)
>she says she met with the teacher and we have to change a few things
>she says she'll work on it and send it to me
>then she asks if I want to meet at starbucks when she gets off work at 6 to put it all together
at this point I don't know what to do. I kinda want to accept but at the same time in a situation where there's nothing distracting me I'll probably go right back into my autistic ways. No matter what happens I feel I'm going to regre-
>just text her a lie
>say she can just send me her work, I'll add to it, and send it back
>because I have classes until 7
this was after a very long pause so it was probably obvious that I was thinking of an excuse
>she texts back "oh ok"
Fuck man shit maybe I'm overthinking the entire thing, but this still feels really bad because she's the first girl I've ever actually wanted to know
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>>35334004
I meant she in line 3, that was not a freudian slip
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>>35334004
Stop making excuses for yourself and go invite her to something else you autistic self-pitying fuck
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God damn it I hate when attractive people on r9k cuck themselves.
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im a neet without friends or confidence and im reading this book
charles manson read this book for manipulate people so maybe i can manipulate qt and i can find a qt gf
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>>35333978
People will tell you it's a "normie" self-help book as it was meant specifically for people to learn to listen and communicate properly with an intention of the other person "perceiving" understanding and connection from you. You'll feel really awkward at first when you try to consistently go through with the practices, but don't give up OP. Sooner or later you'll start to realize how easy it is to feed peoples ego by consistently talking about themselves. Only people with social and emotional intelligence will realize what you're doing and fire back towards you with similar questions.
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Story in a nutshell: "Be interested in other people's lives."
Most robots believe that their hobbies or tastes are superior. I can pull up any whore on Tinder, list her hobbies, and within minutes, /r9k/ will tear it apart. That's why they have no friends. Just be like, "Oh, you like traveling? Where have you traveled to?"
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I read 7 habits of successful people recently and it was the biggest load of shit i wasted my time on
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>tfw you're the only child and don't have a sister to fantasize about
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You literally can't be a robot if you have a sister that you can steal her panties and masturbate with.
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>>35333927
don't you have any cute cousins ?
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Look on the bright side. If you had a sister, you wouldn't be into this shit.