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Hmm, robots, what's your response to her?
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*thinking face emoji*
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I'm gonna need "mush room" to fit her in
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is it too much to ask you to put down the fork?
top banter lads
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what are black holes? why do they happen?
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>>37369241
it's a bunch of mass crammed into a really small space because of gravity
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Because you masturbate too damn much
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To feast on my torment until it gets full and becomes a beautiful star
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I dare you to find a dryer penis on r9k
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>>37369234
nice file name you lying piece of shit. kys
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>>37369252
Never said it was mine fuckface. You're such a loser faggot.
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>>37369234
dry? it's healthier and cleaner, women love it.
and it still works as babybatter-dispenser, so there's LITERALLY no harm for women.
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would comcast do anything about me looking at furry porn because they already did it once and told my parents
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I need more details.
What country do you live in?
Why the fuck would comcast contact you about furries?
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Why would they? Furry porn isn't illegal, although it should be.
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>>37368849
america
state is florida
>>37368855
its just fuzzy humans
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Am I the only one who watches porn because it's funny 2017-05-30 04:57:18 Post No.37368723
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Am I the only one who watches porn because it's funny
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Seriously I find porn friggin hilarious
People say the dumbest shit while being fucked and also their facial expressions are a laugh riot.
I actually have ventured into stranger porn because it's funnier.
>Giantess bbws having tiny dudes in their laps and doming them
>Dps where the girls have orgasmic spasms
>fat girls in general having all their flab move while being fucked.
>girls fucking ts girls with fucking strapons, while wailing like the sissy half girls they are..
I cannot get enough of this shit dudes. It's funnier than majority of the sitcoms on tv DESU
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I do it too, robot, it's freaking hilarious. A video of "InnocentHigh" that I saw had the fakest sounds from the girl getting spanked, and it made me crack up.
Only then did I realize the coach spanking her actually looked like my gym coach, and I exited out.
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efukt has this type of shit
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>>37368723
look up "Tracey's first anal"
funny stuff
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>Have a girlfriend for about 3 months now
>Used to have 4.5k in my account since i never went out, and only worked
>Now have 600$
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Working as intended.
Get hustled, b0i
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>>37368477
As the old saying goes, you pay for sex one way or another. Up to you to decide whether you want money or pussy.
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>had 8k in my account
>get emotionally unstable girlfriend
>dedicate all my time and money into trying to make her happy and life better
>she cheats on me
>broke
>single for almost 5 years now
>still think about her
Never again. Women are only ther to suck the life out of you and once your dry they move on to the next victim. Just end me.
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Why aren't fembot and fag threads deleted? How can r9k improve? I'm fucking tired of the losers who talk about fembots and boipussi all day, every day.
I wish I could be a janitor because this is ridiculous.
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It's necessary. Without those the mozzballs take over and legit try to incite supreme uprisings.
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>>37368410
>he actually thinks these threads will do anything
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>>37368410
we should enact the /b/ "no sluts rule" sort of thing. there's literally no reason for females to point out they're female except for attention on sites like these except in rare occasions
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Does anyone else want to drink breast milk? I've been craving the taste of a womans milk for a long time
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>>37368358
The milk itself doesn't taste that good. The emotional aspect is the best part in my opinion.
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>>37368399
This
It's more bonding in a relationship or sexual aspect to drink the milk of your partner
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no
it tastes salty
WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIGHT
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>>37368339
WHATS O PROUDLY WE HAIL, AT THE TWILIGHT GLASS GLEAMING
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>>37368339
The National Anthem should be changed from this cuck shit celebrating a war where the Brits kicked our shit around until they got bored, to something more triumphant.
I've always been an advocate for the Battle Cry of Freedom as the National Anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhCheCryopA
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AUUUSTRALIANS LET US ALL REJOICE FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
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How to not kill yourself 2017-05-30 04:25:56 Post No.37368077
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Feel super sad so I've been drinking tonight. Can anyone tell me why women reject me constantly? Am I just not seen as a real guy? Every single tinder match I get unmatches me after I say hey even a girl from my high school that super liked me. Are some people just not meant to love?
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>>37368077
if "hey" is literally all youre saying, youre doing it wrong
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>>37368121
I just say hey what's up every time. Is that like the equivalent of calling a black person a nigger to women?
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>>37368167
And I don't think I'm that bad looking like maybe 4-5. It just makes me want to kill myself when I get like 1 match a month and immediately it's deleted.
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21 as of two minutes ago /r9k/.
Happy birthday to me...
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>>37367642
Happy date of birth OP.
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>>37367642
Happy birthday anon I love you
originaloli
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>>37367642
Doing anything for your 21st?
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I want a girl that I can hug tight and kiss her all over her face and neck and let her know how much I love her. Is that too much to ask?!
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>>37367621
In this life, yes. It is.
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>>37367621
Nope, there's plenty of prostitutes out there who will let you do that
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>>37367621
But so do cute puppies. Are you cuter than a cute puppy? How do you even compete
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>ask sister if she wants to smoke some bowls with me in my room
>she says yes
>we smoke and talk about interesting stuff
>after we're done she looked at me funny after she said thanks and then left
>next day i ask her again and she said yes
>then after we smoked all of my weed she smiled and said "So, do you want me to leave now?"
>i said yeah and she left
Does my sister want to fuck me?
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>>37367552
no you autist. she prolly knows you are some kind of introverted autismo bot and was being genuinely considerate
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>>37367552
She doesn't want to fuck you. I (femanon) smoke with my brother all the time.
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>>37367552
>ask sister if she wants to smoke some bowls with me in my room
Nice. So you want to fuck up her life, just like how you're a fuck up. Fuck you.
>IT major
>just finished sophomore year
>know literally no one at school
>just do my work and run home to sit in my room
>live at home with parents
>realize i wont get a job if i dont network and actually talk to people
how do those weirdo IT nerds get jobs?
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>>37367392
lmao wtf is a IT major you mean computer science right?
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>majoring in IT
dude, just go outside and work. Instead of spending 40k, you'll be MAKING 40k.
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I'll be blind.
Fuck my life.
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Does r9k like tabasco?
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I love it on my anus
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I CARRY IT IN MY PURSE
(This is a thing that happened)
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Yes, but its pleb tier as far as hot sauces go