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>>36332266
Hey I'm 33 and also didn't get my license until 27. I'd say be my gf but you are probably hideous.

If you're fat just get your act together and lose the weight. If you're just ugly know that you really aren't as ugly as you think in men's eyes.

>>36332266
Lol white girls always use that instagram dog thing to hide their noses.

The second girls eyebrows look tranny tier don't know why your envious of that but the left one is fairly qt probably because she just looks normal. I think the blonde girl is 18, the quality is awful and grainy but the blonde one genuinely looks young.

Kek anon you need a snickers they aren't that great looks like some randos facebook wall your friends with.

>>36332266
Okay? So for 28 years you were content to be a manbaby and not have a license, probably never moving out of home, having a job, getting educated. And now you wonder why they won't be forever alone but you will?

>>36332195
Yeah I do, fuck off.

t. manlet

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>>36332195
>Hey brah, mind if I borrow your girlfriend for a few minutes?
I don't have a girlfriend, would you be fine borrowing me instead?

I don't have a girlfriend you dumbass Abercrombie kike faggot

DUDE TFW NO BF LMAO

>>36332089
fuck off tfw roastie

>>36332089
bugger off tfw fagboi

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I made a couple memes, and IMO it's not worth it. When normies start sharing your shit and the meaning is lost you want to kill yourself, but OC that stays on 4chan is always nice.

I posted some CP that used to float around the site. Not much anymore

>>36332070
That must be a good feel.

Sometimes a picture I save from one board starts getting posted around another board after I use it there. I like to cross-contaminate boards.

Other than that, no. I've never made oc

>>36332060
Enjoy prison OP. You're a pedo now

Was it cute?

>>36332179
Don't be gross. She's my sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbsr45-Dh1Q

>>36331921
>rude
>conversations
oh god

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goodnight general cho

>>36331907
Well duh. A person's sexuality is developed mostly during childhood, and experiences like this are usually what leads people to become homosexuals.
It's not rocket science.

Why do you want to mutilate yourself?
Why not just be gay/ bi?

>>36331973
If I'm just gay or bisexual, then I'm not the girl I want to be

>>36331861
whats your job? details

>>36331861
Wage cuck here, I just want to talk to girls on the street to make a gf but Nope I have to go to work, Fuck I will never be comfy enough to talk to girls when i go to work

>>36331899
Retailcuck. They keep pulling me to work checkout and I can't handle it much longer. It would be slightly better if they took other people from my department but they fucking always take me. I'm the bitch. I'm very close to quitting.

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>can't even find one Q T 3.14 gf (female) to have a suicide-pact with

Because no one on this board has confidence or charisma

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>>36331911
It's not like people susceptible to cults require too much charisma to manipulate

>>36331828
He had a gf and a normal social life and he killed a random over one bitch?

>>36331860
Dude his wife was ugly and shit and used him for his money.

>>36331828
>muslim
no no he isn't reddit

>Analysing photograph

It's a nice photograph

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>>36331888
Why is it a nice photograph?

checked btw

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origo bumpu desu

I would just say "some image board"
if they asked anything else about it I'd just tell them don't worry about it and don't visit it.

>>36331670
a website filled with bitter cynics who have a good sense of humor

>>36331670
An interesting shithole.

>>36331647
>Normal kid, just a little bitweird
>grandmother puts me into special ed for no reason
i fucking hate that cunt because she ruined my chance at normie memories and it made me isolated and lonely

Not even kidding but unless they had rich parents or something (meaning they were pushed to succeed) all the chads/stacies/etc were the ones in special ed where I went aside from a couple dudes and a chick in a wheelchair

Might be cause I live in ol' Alabamer but idk

>>36332109
My mom has a weird obsession with disabled people and has spent her whole life telling other families I have autism/aspbergers/bone deformities/hyperflexibility literally fucking anything she can think of.

It's fucking weird, I kind of just ignored it. It's like she really went out of her way to make me be a loser.

>>36331641
>laughed at a shitty comic

for fcks sake

>>36331641
>that pic
my fucking sides

ori

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>watching 1997 lolita film in bed under covers with laptop on knees
>scene where lolita is on humberts lap reading a newspaper
>get horny
>start to fap
>dad walks in
>asks what im watching
>"s-some movie."
>hands still on private parts
>he is watching the movie
>"i can't remember the name."
>"well don't stay up too late anonette!"

>he finally goes
>cant finish because feel guilty when confronted with the reality of my actual dad

>fuck you, dad.

>>36331618
I don't miss you anon. The past is the past

iktf
can't move on

>>36331618
just wait until you find out she's fucking another dude. it'll never leave your mind. that's when you can truly be sad