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Night walk preparation thread. Its 3 pm mountain time here in the use. Night fall will be upon us soon.

Tell us

>where you're going
>what are you bringing?
>how long will your adventure take?

Remember to take pictures, and if you can, come back home with an artifact!

I live on the edge of town, going to this small lake I discovered the other day driving down this really cool winding back road. Idk if I'll be trespassing or not but fuck it, its really dark around there so stealth mode activated. I'm bringing a back of snacks, water, iPod, knife and flashlight. Hoping to at least find a cool rock. Could be a good 3 hours round trip+exploration
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>>36575259
>3 pm
>Night fall will be upon us soon.
Bitch it's late April, night doesn't happen until after 8pm.
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>>36575490
Soon is kinda vague. Its already 5:30 for eastcoasters my man. Time to prep u fucker
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why do you autists do this

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>Dad is forcing me to go to college
>Feel like I'm going to ruin my life

I never took my SAT, and I've got a highschool GPA of 2.7.

He's forcing me to apply to the University of Houston.

Do you guys think they'll reject me?
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Go to trade school. Oregano.
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>>36575251
>I've got a highschool GPA of 2.7.
>Do you guys think they'll reject me?

You literally never stood a chance.
Might as well kill yourself now.
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>>36575283
This OP, go learn a trade that can earn you money

Don't fall the college meme

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YOU GUYS HAVE BOUGHT YOUR ALMOND OIL RIGHT?????
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>>36575247
Does it activate my almonds?
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>>36575280
Absolutely. It will also make your skin super soft and smooth. Now go buy it.
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>>36575247
What are you supposed to do with it? I have some sitting in my bathroom.

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Post anime you

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
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>>36575197
gayest shit I've done in a while thanks op
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>>36575197

My flash is turned off, but I don't think one can pick balding hair anyway.
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>>36575197
How is it that I can make this look exactly like me

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What's for dinner robots 04/26
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>>36575145
That flesh looks prime. What's your favorite cut of human?
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>>36575145
diet Sunkist or cherry coke ice cream float...im making myself thirsty
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I've never had a heart attack before but what does one feel like? there is the chest pain but I've heard of the left arm hurting as well

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How do I make 3 grand in 4 days?
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Own a business
rob a drugdealer
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Suck 300 cocks for 10$
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>>36575136
Sell both kidneys

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Why are trannies so often into abuse and torture?

Plenty of them have told me they want to be choked, punched, cut, burned, etc.
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Being tranny is mental 8llness. Hand in hand.
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>>36575121
Women are too, IDK why my gf stays with me while ai fuck side girls? She loves being choked out spit on and slapped during sex too ofc most do so idk women and shemales are just dumb as fuck
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>>36575121
Trauma. Desire for extreme sexual degradation is tied to it and most trannies have been through some.

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>it's another wasted day episode
>for like the 8th montht

What's the point of All of this.

I'm fucking 25, I have 0 discipline. No work ethic, no drive, no reason to Wake up at All

I'm having teary eyes in my bed again

What's the point of waking up

My memory is so fucked up
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I unfucked my shit by cutting out the dairy, sugar, wheat, flouride, and xenoestrogen jews

Also light exercise and boron supplement
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>>36575104
go to church or some shit
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>>36575218

Thanks for responding

Worst thing is I'm fit (was a local athlete) , don't play any vidya, don't watch anime

But I'm a fucking lazy person.

I've always thought, you know, that I was smart, that I'd figure life out sooner or later

Truth is I'm so fucking LAZY it's Beyond pathetic

I'm like a toddler who hasn't recieved any valuable education. I feel powerless and worthless, apathetic and retarded

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Hi, /r9k/. See my previous thread here. >>>/pol/122867150

I am in contact with the Messiah. He wants people to recognize that the pre-Tribulation events have been happening over approximately the last year. This is why many of you have felt a sense of foreboding, felt scared or anguished over the past year. He told me to tell everyone that a short period of peace is currently being maintained before World War 3 and the tribulation start. It will last only a short time. During this time, you will see drastically less global conflict and calamity on the news. This is part of God's plan. The Messiah is opposed to the suffering of the tribulation period and he is working to prevent that part of it, although he cannot prevent the entire thing.

As you can read in my other thread, the Messiah is currently somehow a mortal human and he would be very vulnerable if global nuclear war happened. He would not be able to protect the world if he died in a nuclear blast. This is why, during the period of peace, he must build a fortress to protect his body.

He currently has little to protect himself. He doesn't have enough time to build a fortress himself since he has more important responsibilities. He commissioned me to ask for help with this. He's doing everything he can to prepare for World War 3, but he doesn't have enough resources to do it. He told me his country will be attacked by nuclear weapons and he will likely be killed. Most of the world will survive the war. But if he is killed, the Tribulation will still happen without him; however he won't have any control over it and all but a few humans will die very painfully as laid out in the Bible. He has the power to prevent people from dying, but he can only exercise it in his mortal body.

That's all I need to tell everyone. However, I
must also ask for help. He needs resources to build a fortress against the nuclear war. If you can provide funds, you will protect him to protect all of humanity from the wrath of God.
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>>36574980

If you contribute, you will be protected during World War 3 and you will be repaid ten-fold. If you have anything to give, please give it quickly. It must be transferred anonymously to conceal information about the Messiah.

Thank you, and enjoy the peace during this period.
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The Messiah died. He was a good friend of mine and he will be missed.
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>>36574980
happy to contribute.

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Why are men such hypocrites?
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>>36574941

About what? Be specific.
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good key bad lock etc
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Men have to woo. Women have to be wooed. A man capable of wooing many women is applauded. A woman that is easily wooed is a hoochie.

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>be lonely
>desperately want a gf and sex
>get so desperate I tell someone back in college
>known to be clingy but also a nice person with good personality
>okay on looks
>say I want her so badly
>end up meeting up
>have sex
>she is into me
>suddenly feel dread and not interested
>feel like complete shit that i don't want her
What is wrong with me?
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>>36574854
Either
1. You got trust/commitment issues
2. You're just an asshole who has that "want what you can't have"
3. Both 1 and 2
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>>36574854

>have sex

what the fuck are you still doing here you fucking normie
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either what anon said or you have false idea that love is supposed to be super romantic with gushy feelings.

anon, i'm pregnant with you baby. wat do
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BUT I'M A VIRGIN AND GOT 79 ON MY PURITY TEST!
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>>36574850
>79

That's d-degenerate!
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>>36574805
THAT'S A BIG FUCKING FOREHEAD

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Why don't you find yourself a loyal, average gf? Pic related is me and my honey.
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>>36574735
Which one is the gf then?
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tfw you can't tell which one is supposed to be the girl
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>>36574759
>>36574770
Me on the left, assholes.

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does anyone know him irl? whats he like
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Not gonna lie, Alex Layko here. AMA
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>>36574729
Why do you pretend to be an autistic YouTuber?
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He's just a big fraud trying to make some extra money off of youtube views.

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Did anyone else have a problem with females invading male groups at school? There was always that one whore who would tag along with a group of guys. Often it was because they were having sex or sending nudes to more than 1 or attention. The females sometimes changed but the guys always staying the same.

>group of skaters
>female becomes "one of the guys"
>was sending nudes to multiple and fucked 2
>ended up having a baby with one of them after high school

>group of the super weeb autistics
>loser females joins
>just loved the attention they would give her
>became their "queen"

>group of Reddit tier betas
>there was a female freshman year and senior year
>freshman girl enjoyed all of them wanting her
>senior girl dated one of the biggest chads but still hung with them because she wanted to be "one of the guys"

>group of gangbangers and the jocks
>female wants to be one of the guys
>sends nudes, get fucked and passed around
>leaves
>rinse, recycle, repeat with another or same female

There were more but the point is why do they do this? The only males who hung out with female groups were gay. Is this a common roastie practice? Tell me about your school situation.
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>>36574708
I know this feel. In AP / Honors classes these roasties were the majority
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>>36575067
What kind of annoying stuff did they do?
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>>36574708
>have a problem with females invading male groups at school
unequivocally no
girls dont even look up from their phone when walking ffs

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