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>that girl who sits in front of you in class that you have a huge crush on
>tfw you will never get to talk to her because your a sad autistic fuck
>if only she knew how much pain her existence is causing me
lifting won't make the feels go away. it will only make it worse.
lifting for 9 months now, eating right, got strong, yet i'm still as insecure and sad as i was before.
lifting won't change you. getting /fit/ is not gonna make it easier to get a gf.
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>>34587971
>lifting won't change you. getting /fit/ is not gonna make it easier to get a gf.
Everyone who is not completely retarded knows that. That's why I finally accepted the fact that there is no hope for me and I am not changing anything in my life.
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Had a bad falling out with the only girl that really showed interest in me, so many memories made over this past year. We had a thing for awhile and could have lost my virginity to her but I pushed her away, made myself really distant for some reason. Two weeks ago she was all over me and now we don't even talk. She cursed me out the other night and I didn't even respond to any of the texts, its been nearly two weeks now since I've spoken to her. Just want to talk to her but am in no position to do so. Now im certain she's now moved on to my friend
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Eventually you'll get to the stage where you probably could get the girl, but you'll realise you could never be happy in this shithole of a society even if you had her.
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>>34588030
but you would think that i would get more confidence after getting /fit/.
NOPE.
>>34588140
the thought of walking up to the black board, infront of my class, to shoot myself is getting overwhelming
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>have been eating nothing but veggie pizza for the last month
>gained 5 pounds
vegetables are faggots and don't make you lose weight. another normie myth debunked
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>stop drinking beers and switch to liquor to lose weight
>drinking less liquid but still gaining weight
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Dude you are a moron. A big fat moron.
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>>34587941
>being fat in the first place
you deserve what you get
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>>34587941
Calories in calories out
It's middle school physics
hey r9k can you answer this question....
do you feel conscious in your body? like alive and shit, I am serious fit... how is this even possible?
how is consciousness possible? It is mind blowing to me the fact that I would not exist if I didn't win the race among billions of other sperms when my dad decided to blow his load into my mom's vagina on a horny night. And when he did that.... I was there.... part of those billions of sperms... I was swimming... and I won the race... half of my genes were connected with my mom's genes... and here I am , feeling alive, typing this message
we ask about questions regarding space and aliens, when we have no clue what the fuck is happening inside our own brains and how the fuck is LIFE even possible to begin with.
I need a drink
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>>34587927
You're going to get stupid answers here. Read some books on philosophy of mind, neuroscience, etc. I'll even recommend some starting points. Oh, and spoiler, no answers we come up with are satisfying.
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>>34587927
ive always thought if my little spermlet thing that used to be me lost the race somehow, how would i have turned out
was i the best possible candidate in the race?would any other version of me been inferior?
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>>34587927
It's more complicated than we could ever hope to comprehend in this lifetime, anon. Maybe in a few centuries when technology advances and our ways of thinking change, we will gain some knowledge on how the human brain works, given we all don't die in WWIII.
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>>34588032
and would you be you, or would be at the nonexistent state?
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Who else /misanthrope/ here? I hate both men and women. Human beigns are as same disgusting as rats, parasites or worms for me. I hope that machines will replace us soon.
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Me too, anon. Humans are the absolute worst types of parasites on this earth. Humans are a plague that pollute the planet. I no longer desire friendship. The thought of human extinction gives me hope, and makes me feel happy. I feel happy and satisfied when people die. I hope everyone dies soon. Mass execution of humanity when?
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>>34587942
>tfw something horrible comes up on the news like a shooting or murder, or there's a death in the family
>mother is all "how awful", and "what is wrong with these people"
>have to lie and agree when I actually am happy that there's slightly less people live now
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>>34587913
>silently waiting for trump to "Just wing it" in the face of mutually assured destruction
Scorch this rock, NOW
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>>34587913
i feel the same but only towards goyim
What music do you think she is listening to?
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Some nigger rap nonsense or shitty pop.
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The Croc 2 soundtrack
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Adele
srongk woman
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>>34587871
would you tell her, robots?
I wouldnt
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This faggot is going to start the 2nd American Civil War and World War 3. He has no idea what he is doing. I've never actually feared for my life before and whether other countries might attack us at any time.
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How do you think he was going to MAGA? By turning it into a rotting wasteland that must be built from the ground up. That's the only way at this point.
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>He doesnt know how to handle Iran
>He will attack them and trigger ww3 with Russia and China against the us
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>>34587872
Russia will be on US's side. China will get mopped. OP will get deported. MAGA
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>>34587838
Maybe we'll all die in a nuclear holocaust and finally be free from this realm.
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How is that boipucci brainwashing treating ya?
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I wish I could back to just fapping to some doujin for 15 minutes and be done with it.
It's like an addiction, I can't stop and I'm never satisfied.It just feels too good
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>tfw no cute submissive bf
originel, of course
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It's not working on me.
I really just want to have a family.
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>tfw 4chan turned me asexual
I always used to think I was gay, even before I got on here back in 2008, now I just cringe at you confused fucking prisongay faggots.
Burn in hell degenerates.
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>go on okcupid
>literally every girl is bisexual/pansexual/attackhelicoptersexual
>almost half of them answer yes to 'have you slept with the same number or more people than half your age'
explain this
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It's economics man
If you want to buy an apple but the only apples for sale are rotten, to buy them anyway would be a vote in favor of rotten apples
So you're either disgusted with the situation and you voice your opinion by boycotting sluts, or you admit that your balls are in a vice and you NEED pussy no matter how much it costs and how low quality it is
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>>34587779
>literaly every girl
Except it's not even the majority. Where do you live dickhead? Fucking Oberlin or San Francisco?
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>>34587779
That's disgusting, what has the world become
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All the girls I match with are complete sperglords
Like this girl, fucking look at these profile pictures, If she had a dick she'd be posting in this thread.
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>NO jawline
>weak chin
>no muscles
>manlet
>babyface (big eyes, feminine lips)
>cant grow beard
>high voice
>wide hips
>feminine posture
Suicide imminent.
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I'm all that and I'm a gook. Could be much worse, senpai.
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is it possible to develop wide hips from sitting around too much?
I swear I used to be normal, but after 10 years being a NEET my hips got wider and I've got a big ass
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I'm all of that + balding + brainlet. What now?
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google klinefelters syndrome
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What shoes do you wear /r9k/? I'm about to buy these
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bought these the other day
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My 6th pair of these, other shoes just don't feel comfy anymore.
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>>34587717
Very nice
>>34587699
Autism detected
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*tips chelsea boots*
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Fembots, could you love a guy that had another girls pussy juice smeared all over his face?
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>>34587693
im a cuckquean so yes
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>>34587693
Aslong as he has not has not just got done eating a girl out 5 seconds ago then it's fine.
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>>34587693
they all want Chad, no matter what he fucks before them
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>>34587693
No, that's disgusting
I'm saving myself for a virgin boy who has never had stacy's spit in his mouth
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any manlets in? do you think being short makes it harder to be successful in life? for example every time you see rich businessman it's 90% of the time tall, manly looking guy. where are short people?
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>>34587685
I'm 5'6" and I have a QT 8/10 5'9" GF who rides my 5" manlet cock
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>>34587685
5'6"
Yes, people take you less seriously. As you are much less naturally intimidating. This effects business, relationships, first impressions, etc. It's an easy thing to have pointed out by assholes, so it affects schooling and most combative social situation.
Most short people need to have a decent sense of humour (as a shield and a way to combat the easy slur of being ridiculed as being short), some short people are also aggressive douche bags (think crazy Irish red head guy)
You'll find short rich guys, it's just more common for rich men to be average 5'10 or taller.
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>>34587685
what do you mean by successful, money, job or just female affection?
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>>34587935
>5" manlet cock
Please stop spreading this false stereotype, penis size is not correlated with height
t. 5'6 with 7" cock
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who would you rather be?
>genius scientist who changes the world and will be forever remembered in the history books
>but you spent most of your life working
or
>average guy who nobody will remember when you die
>had lots of free time for playing video and doing things you enjoy
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>>34587683
*playing video games
originalbloxblxoboxox
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>>34587683
First one without hesitation
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>>34587771
Something is coming soon.
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Videogame scientist
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>Passed a test with the highest grade in the class
>felt like I can do anything
>ask onetis out
>"Um, no thank you."
>can hear her friends laughing
>one of friend said as I was walking away
>"Ew, I can't believe he ask you out."
>she replied "I know right, lol what a dumbass."
>all motivation and self-confidence gone
Fuck me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdnJxDmJNmA
>not knowing how to react
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>>34587652
Why would anyone ever think test scores had anything to do with one's ability to attract women? You're a troll.
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>>34587705
It's the feeling of being superior to others.
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>>34587652
You should take an emotional intelligence test, mate. Seems to me that that's a field in which you need to do some serious studying.
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ask a former robot/chad in disguise what its like to get with a 9/10 stacy
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ask me cunts.
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Pic of 9/10 stacy
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>>34587559
how big is your dong
any more than 5 inches and most of us have no chance
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was she a bitch?
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>>34588163
i would but for anonymities sake, i cant sorry lol
>>34588189
im like almost 7 inches, 6ft and look somewhat like a chad, so that helps.
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Any old robots here? Am I delusional in thinking the 80s were the greatest decade ever?
>music was actually good
>the movies were good
>you were in the minority for supporting gay marriage
>aids was seen as gods curse on fags
>/REAGAN/
>America was still like 80% white
>national pride
> I'd even dress fashionably if i got to wear 80s fashion
>mullets were accepted
>just the right balance between technology and not having life consumed by it
>good economy
>way easier to get a job with a liveable wage
>it was way easier for a non-chad to get laid
>way less pc bullshit
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>>34587537
80's were the best because America was still majority white and black culture didn't become the norms. Hell, America was fully against socialism.
Now America is 50% white at best and is fully embracing socialism and black culture is the norm.
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>>34587537
>tfw you will never be 80s Kurt Russell
Why even live?
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You realize Reagan fucked that all up and by the late 80's America's economy was in a serious recession and all the jobs were starting to be shipped overseas. Reagan also waged a relentless war against American workers (actually started by the Carter Administration), telling bosses that the government would not enforce the laws vis a vis hard won labor rights.
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>>34587537
>>it was way easier for a non-chad to get laid
Wrong
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>about to have myself committed
Guess this is bye for a while
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>>34587486
Committed to a life of buddhism?
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>>34587486
I hope she's a nice wife.
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I'll make sure to post stories of my adventure once I'm released!
>>34587509
A loony hospital
>>34587517
P-pls
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>>34587486
It's not too bad 2 be h
but it will be very boring so bring some books
>It's another "Anon's mother not so subtly implying that she's fine with him being gay and it's ok for him to come out" episodeI'm straight
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>>34587470
Your fascination with shemales suggest otherwise
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>straight
>only attracted to women 40+
>only have ever had married women attracted to me
>want to have a wife and kids
>young women are just turbo sluts that hate children
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>>34587477
fun fact, the word fascination literally means to distract someone's gaze with a phallus
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>virgin with intimacy issues
>people think I'm gay
Why does everyone always jump to the gay conclusion?
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Why do I hate Filipinos so much? Why does that fucking country even exist?
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where are you from, op?
potatopoaster
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>>34587446
At least they're winning their war on drugs
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>>34587461
China for sho.
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I'm from here and even we hate it
Can't blame u
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I want to ask a girl over for movies on normiebook. What's a good message to send?
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Why do you have a picture of Lord Krishna saved on your computer?
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She's going to say no. She's probably going to see you as the creepy mouthbreather who invited her to her house immediately.
You need to ask her on a pseudo-date first outside and then build a rapport with her.
>inb4 you know her already
Doesn't matter. You still need to get to know her better because inviting someone to your house is an invitation to fuck now, which will make you seem like a creepy loser.
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>>34587444
Say "hey this might be a long shot but would you be interested in coming over and watching a movie with me"
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>>34587444
Wo kishna hei
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>relatively new at retail job a few years ago
>was being trained by this south african girl with the hugest ass you've ever seen, she had to go sideways through the displays not to knock them over
>thought we were getting along great, she told me all about what she way studying, asked me about what I was doing (also in college) and we even had a few laughs
>we had this diary thing at the counter where staff would write notes and shit about what needed to be done etc to the next day's staff
>next day see she had written after our day together "today was so boring, I miss you guys!"
>I pointed it out to one of the girls I had worked with a bit more, she was a bit immature and maybe lacked tact "yeah Arlette said you were boring and have zero social skills"
>try to keep temper under wraps, laugh it off
>at store close, autism rage is boiling over thinking about what she said and wrote
>take the book and write under her writing "have a pie, you'll feel better"
>next week she is in tears in the managers office because "anon called me fat"
>manager apparently wasn't that supportive so she stormed off and never returned
>I ended up working for the company for 3 years and was promoted
>what that fat bitch said still digs at me though because deep down I know it's true, even in situations where I think I'm getting along with someone, I'm probably boring them to death and they're looking around for when their friends with social skills will reappear and rescue them
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>>34587383
Why do you care? Honestly ..
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>getting so upset that a person you had just met that day wasn't ecstatic to be talking to you and wished she had company that she regularly had that 3 years later you're still ass mad
jesus christ op
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>>34587383
You were most likely being entirely acceptable, but she just wanted to play a nasty trick on the new guy.
They do that.
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>>34587383
>female thinks she's entitled to being fully engaged and entertained by anyone she comes in contact with
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>having a clearout under my bed
>Find comdoms i bought when i was in highschool
>Expired 2013
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>>34587200
>having a clearout under my bed
>toilet paper and jizz crust everywhere
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>looking through old family photos
>come across a picture of me in a kitchen from an old house, notice a blockbuster fridge magnet in the background
>recall a memory of going to blockbuster the same day the picture was taken
>magnet is still there
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>find pics of my mom's fittest time in Vegas
>she looks really happy, smiling wide in every photo
>since then she gambled all her money away and my brother and I grew up on social assistance
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>>34587200
>Expired 2013
Along with your hope
If a nice family adopted you when you were young, do you think you would have turned out normal?
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im scared to think about it god i hope not
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>>34587181
No,my horrible fetish was with em since I was like 4 and it had nothing to do with my family
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>>34587181
My family was perfectly good though
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>>34587181
I still would have an average face, boring and mundane personality. the only thing that would have changed is that i would have grown up in a family that cared about me and enjoyed my presence.
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>tfw store cashier recognizes you for buying booze alone almost every day and gives you a look of contempt towards you
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You have to have at least a few locations around you to alternate.
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>>34587159
Ask him why he can't afford booze every night then laugh at him.
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>>34587159
>tfw store cashier always gives me a cheeky wink for buying king sized rizla
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>cashier gives me dirty look when I walk in to buy stuff and seems rather short when talking to me
>sees me drive car to and is suddenly super nice and smiley
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How do I stop masturbating to 2D?
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>wanting to masturbate to disgusting 3D
Get out
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>>34587155
this wtf
2d is much more superior
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>>34587155
That's the problem though, I can't get aroused by 3D anymore
What the fuck will I do if I decide to get an escort?
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>>34587169
>wanting to fuck 3D
Get out