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>>39381477
no, let the suffer, fucking whores all of them

>>39381477
Not really, I'm not empathetic enough to feel something like that. The ones you posted are pretty sexy, though.

I feel sorry for them, yes.
It must be bad for their self esteem.

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higgus the niggus spotted, prepare to get goosemorning'd

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>>39381469
this serbur is good if you a good boi and good if you a bad boi it's the best of bofe wurldz

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if you have never used discord we'll help you get accustomed

>>39381424
i am a loser in my own country and i watched a lot of anime so i thought everything will be better here for no real reason

>>39381424
I've been everywhere else.

Seriously, Japan's been on my bucket list since I was 17 but it's been behind Nepal, Peru, Norway and a whole lot more.

T-the animu.

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>>39381416
Good for you, OP. No spurdolas for you, though.

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>>39381416
here's a nice one for you OP

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Gondola is originally best.
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Might be a food allergy of some sort.

>>39381487
My pollen allergies have been bad lately

Scabies

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>>39381264
Even literal 0/10s DESERVE a Chad boyfriend

>>39381264
i refuse to believe this isn't some kind of bodysuit

Dat man eiter adda sick fetiss, or bloke outta really despise imself deep inside. no man outta be feelin comftorable wit imself and is pride wen im outta fuck an utter raaannk fat bitc like tat. ze is unealty and innitt outta live lon. buttta me broken keyboard missin keys i adda type like some larikan oi lolol

Are you some religionfag?

The Bible never says masturbation is a sin.

>>39381242
My parents always told me that touching myself in anyway besides cleaning was equal to be gay and they didn't want a faggot son. The only person who was supposed to touch me down there was my wife and that we could only have sex to make babies and thats it.

>>39381138
that girl is so ugly holy fucking christ

>>39381659
that is mean!!!

>>39381659
>Girl

Obviously not original though

>>39381018
I'm basically driven by thrills. I'm only really in college right now to afford to go skydiving or something on a regular basis.

>>39381018
I don't have suicidal thoughts so I just hide in my room as much as I can and watch anime and play games. Not really waiting on or looking forward to anything, got no plans for the future. 8 years and counting of NEETdom.

I used to be depressed and stressed out about the future like you, but I was rescued when I met another robot and we started dating. We live together now. He makes the money, I do the household chores and NEET stuff. It's a comfy life, I'm incredibly lucky.

>>39381115
So your drive comes from your relationship?

>>39381002
Now you may all talk. That sure was nice.

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>>39381002
This is a smug mug of toffee coffee.

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>conchas with coffee

Best tag team since Goku and Vegeta

>>39380864
Use protection, anon. Children too young may ruin your future and then everybody loses.

>>39380864
FUCK OFF SPEED

>>39380864
wow i never considered this fetish somehow. good stuff

to be more clear : most programmers spend most of their free time to code and to learn new shit, I just want to work my 8 hours a day and be done with it.

What's with all the music creation threads lately. Is everyone here secretly a musician?

>>39380820
If you have high IQ you'll be fine regardless of treating it as a hobby or a job.

>>39380759
Until you hear sirens

I wonder this sometimes. Then I remember it's a pointless question, because I'll never get laid.

>>39380759
With me and the gf its always 30 minutes to an hour. More if it's one of those marathon nights.

>>39380752
You want a sex bot
Unfortunately you're looking at about 20+ years before they're commercial viable

Alternative is being rich enough to buy a live in girlfriend. You let her live with you for free and pay her a bit of money, in return she provides sex and no feelings.
Doesnt need to be an actual whore, most girls would agree to this.
Unfortunately you have to be rich to do this.

Third option is a fuckbuddy/friend with benifits

i want white sharia too

no more nagging, no more bitchiness, no more dumb feminist cunts polluting our culture

i want women quiet, submissive and back in the kitchen

>>39380752
Sounds like a friend with benefits, except you'd have to coordinate sex around your schedules. So I guess you'd want more than one, though if you don't have something exclusive you'd be at risk of STDs.

>>39380741

sounds like OCD desu, these intrusive thoughts are common

>>39380919
Makes sense, I've got a load of mental problems like anxiety and possibly trauma passed down through genetics (if that's even possible).

>>39380741
Some sort of neceophilia? That's sick dude.