When will /lgbt/ accept trans-terrestrial?
i need to vent and get this off of my chest, been thinking about this scenario a lot
>reviewbrah comes out of the bathroom
>he is dressed with pink tutu, lacey bra
>he is extremely nervous
>i laugh a little, so does he
>i get small container, make him cum inside of it
>use his semen to impregnate a woman
>raise child without it ever seeing the light of day
>walk into a restauraunt with them
>see a hot blonde hair, light eyed teenage couple together
>spaghetti evacuates and i cant even look in that direction untill we leave
What the fuck, i used to be a normal autist untill i came here, now im afraid of attractive people, i dont even look at them as i would a normal human
Am I a full robot now?
>mom found the botfly bodega
>That point where you started as friend with benefits only for it to go deeper as a friendship until you're pretty sure a relationship can form only for it to peter out and you to get regularly friend zoned.
Don't get me wrong I've jumped ship every time it's happened but it's getting old... I actually haven't had a real relationship since high school at this point. It just keeps happening...
Is there some kind of support group for dealing with the upcoming end of civilization? It is a very difficult feel to deal with.
Denialfags, don't bother posting or trying to convince me it's not gonna happen. I know it's gonna happen. I need help figuring out how to live my life until it does.
There is a huge number of ways it could end, there are many tremendous disasters pending that we are pretending can never happen. The main problem is civilization is too large, interconnected and reliant on international agricultural trade to survive any kind of crisis.
>Belong to uber mormon family
>Have aspergers syndrome so I'm more intelligent with the trade off of no social skills.
>Stop believing in God cause my whole life I was taught mormonism was the only true religion then in a matter of weeks watch some shows and documentaries on how my religion is a lie.
>oh shit He is yelling
>Am told I have to go to EFY, mormon re-education camp
I'm scared. What do.
Just pretend that you have accepted Mormonism. Seriously Mormonism is the easiest path to happiness in life... you will find a qt virgin easily and make white kids. You don't have to believe it just pretend that you do.
Little black cock originally
LMAO. Little dick black boi btfo
Left or righht?
Neither. Lizzie is superior in every way.
We, sissy brown boys, are made for white cocks. Daily reminder.
>We, sissy brown boys, are made for white cocks. Daily reminder.
how do I fulfill my purpose
is it possible for someone to live and be completely satisfied with life with zero human contact or communication. As if you become so distant from humankind that youre practically a different species.
ofc, it is totay possible. however, as said, there is risk of side effects such as schizophrenia. humanz are social creatures by nature so no other contact would fuck with your mind no matter how much you hate people.
>Walking down sidewalk next to the street
>Group of Staceys walks up shoulder to shoulder
>You keep walking towards them waiting for them to move over a couple feet so you can pass
>They clearly see you, but don't bother to move
>When you get up to each other, they make a motion like they're expecting you to literally step down into the busy street to let them pass in their shoulder to shoulder formation
>I don't step into the street, instead I keep walking forward like a human being with basic rights, and when you're right by each other they act disgusted that they had to step to the side by a couple feet to let you pass
Exterminate them all, now
>ywn have an alien gf that will take you exploring the galaxy
why even live?
You don't know if she's out there....
She might bot exist, or she could be waiting, or even searching for you up in the cosmos. You don't wanna let her down do you?
I'll try not to anon...
I hope one day she'll ayyy lmao down to our planet and scoop me up
What job can I get certified for in a year or less that makes me 16 dollars an hour? I'm willing to work at it for 12 hours a day, so even if what you suggest may normally take longer than a year to complete, I might be able to finish it faster.
> browsing through /r9k/ catalog
> see the exact same shit that always appears
> ballbusting, traps, veganfag, tomokoposting
> all we need is some NEET/wagie bait thread and a hug your sister thread and we've got a complete set