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>>34320175
Is it because it is a tranny wearing them?

>>34320175
imagine big poo smears on those bad boys

I would fucking give my left arm if I could put my penis inside her

>>34320147
Whoa dude

How did you find out about it anon? Care to share any links/source?

>>34320288
>How did you find out about it anon?

My yugioh cards

>roleplay thread
>>>/x/

doubtful
also
>league
>requiring skill

>>34320092
There's no skill to being female, getting carried as a tard tier support is easy. Also, fuck league

>>34320117
>>34320143

Fellow Silver/bronze shitcans detected.

I'm here with you.

>>34320032
Probably the latter.

originals

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>>34320032
The former would basically be this, so the later sounds a lot nicer.

the former, the world wouldn't function without men.

cum in a fucking paper towel

jesus fucking christ how dumb are you people

She can still smell it anon. She knows.

>>34319936
I don't always have one handy and I'll lose my boner if I get dressed and get one from the bathroom.

Usa

>high taxes for military
>any retard can buy an assault rifles
>everybody here is obsessed with spending money
>we are israel's bitch

300 million people is too many for one government to control.

Being american is truly miserable

Germany

>do I really need to say more?

>>34320102
You forget the sjw league that is the entirety of 50% of the population

Their loudness is what makes them appear to be 1000% of the population too

>>34319843
There is no point
They accomplish absolutely nothing

>>34319843
Just libtards being libtards

I don't even know what they're protesting at this point.

I mean, today it's women and faggots' rights. What the hell. It's like they read the clickbait titles on buzzfeed and the huffington post and actually believed every single one of them. They STILL think this man is Hitler.

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>>34319842
Name her Stacy

>>34319842
>Taylor
Literally the only non autistic name in the list besides maybe Madison.

>>34319842
For the love of god dont name her sapphire or britton

>>34319783
>trying to enjoy league

that was your first mistake

stop watching and uninstall and get something of substance in your life.

>>34319783
>NA LCS
I can only watch Koreans they are literally the only ones that are good at this game. Watching any region that isn't Korea is like watching paint dry.

why are asian men so aesthetically unpleasing?

>>34319765
keep up the spirits i believe in you

>>34319765

You are often your own worst critic, anon.

Keep that in mind.

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I try to be that guy

In fact it's the main reason I come to this board

Little things that latch onto you and plant a seed in your mind that gradually grows to become part of your character after you've forgotten where you've first heard it or that you heard it at all

Some people did it for me and I have an obligation to do it for others

>>34319751
Have you read his "Twisted mind"?

I don't understand what was so unattractive about him.
>perfect vision
>rich
>tan, blemish-free skin
>wealthy
He had many of the things bitches want. And he threw it all away cuz of "social anxiety". If his neglective parents had only sent him to a speech therapist...

Fuck off. Hidden, saged and reported.

Normies should not even know that phrase. Did you fuck up and say it in public or on social media somewhere?

Normies can smell robots.

>>34319732
next time kick him in the nuts

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>>34319657
>tfw highest mark in the year but meeting academic tutor for low attendance

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i still have off for a week

>new semester
>new class
>major writing assignment required
>TOPIC MUST RELATE TO MINORITY OPPRESSION
what the fuck. can i get a class that isn't involved in this bullshit for once? why does everything have to revolve around a discussion that i don't care about? i'm so sick of gen ed classes.

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Or like a joint or I can roll one or I can take out my bong if I have a bong on me or if I have a pipe on me idk ny life takes me through turns idk what I'll have on me or maybe I can buy you a coffee and we can just talk for a bit or something and if you're a cute boy I'll try really really like I mean really hard to make out with you for a little bit just to taste your salvia and get to know your small little body in my big rough hands that I get from working all day in a factory with my hands and my thick hard arms that I use to hold you in place while I ram you back up against a wall hard and hold you there tighten my grip on your soft ass looking for something tight and wet and warm around my thick long hard middle finger basically fucking you in public out in the middle of the street fuck it who the fuck is gonnna say anything I don't give a fuck. I'm fuxking serious too you know I fucking am let's both get high on shrooms and drunk and take ecstasy and just go fuck somewhere doesn't even fuxking matter where I get paid Friday. Cash. 500$ weekly cuz Chad gets paid. around my big thick tall body with my broad hard chest.
But like seriously I fucked last like Tuesday like today is Thursday so like two days ago.
I want to fuck again please I'll fucking do anything please god I just want that fucking twink fucking femboy little faggot fuck I just want to hold him in my bigass arms and feel strong and powerful with a thick hard constant erection that he loves to just like

I am currently taking a shit in my work bathroom
> pic related
It says 8:49 AM on my only watch I carry, this phone. It is actually 8:20Am and I arrived at work promptly at 8:06 on the bosses watch. In actuality I arrived at 8:01 AM. Only so because my back wheel popped. I left the bike on Gage and Alameda.
Brb taking a shit.

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>>34319525
Some on seriously fucking reply to my LA thread.
Hold in his little hands
Like he doesnt even need to pull the big hood off and lick up under the big thick round head or just like smell it and kiss it and tease me with his soft lips cuz we have all day and his boy hole is hungry and im hard as fuck and ready to penetrate you really hard ill try to be gentle at first baby but it's been a month since I probably humped and relieved myself how a man needs to. And im trying really Hard not to fap but I just need a bitch to suck me off and lay face down and just fuxking take it like a bitch. Fuck I need to open up and Destroy a tight hole.
To make out and voluntarily bury ur face on the base of my shaft. For you to submit and serve me and do what your told how ur told when your told. To submit to ur Cocklust and swallow my entire shaft and look at Master in the eyes and plea for approval with a Brown Sweaty Cock leaking Precum on ur tongue.
Sit on it and grind around.
I want to feel the inside of your asshole on the bottom of my Cock.

>didn't take a picture

fuck off you lying cuck

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>>34319473
Jesus christ OP

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I don't do this or even think about doing such a thing.

I'm watching twitch tv or playing league.