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What do you want? I gotta work in an hour.

Charlotte is best city btw.

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>>37578110
SOUTH CAROLINA YA DAMN YANKEEEEEEEE

>>37578110
These fucking pepes always make me lagh

I just don't even know right now. I can't believe I wasted gas to go do that. Someone end my suffering.

Oh OP.... You fell for the meme. Poor child.

>>37578089
Did you just lose your virginity to a trap? I bet you sucked his dick huh? You're basically a faggot now.

Must not have been too bad if you came.

>>37577960
If I could time travel and have ability to fix anything I wouldn't be able to do it anyway.
Can you imagine going back in time with your current mental state, memories, energy and will to live? I would just travel back and kill myself if I had to grow up again, probably go through the same shit again and still have the previous memories.

>>37577960
I would visit another timeline and get help from the space nazis to take over this timeline

This is something i've always thought about, at what time is hard, but maybe before high school, or a few years before that. To make sure i don't waste 5-8 years doing nothing with my life..

>>37577849
I like to think I'm a cute girl.

I'm too stupid to travel the world, though.

>>37577860
>implying a cute girl needs to be intelligent to travel the world

just find the right Chad and you're set

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>tfw you chose the wrong hobbies to meet cute introvert girls who enjoy knitting and books

>>37577832
>marrying something that fat and with tattoos

Gonna be a shame when he loses all his shit.

>>37577832
5 is within striking distance of 7 depending on what else you bring to the table. You post here so I don't like your chances

>>37577832
>thinks 5s going for 5s is setting
>admits wanting 7s while being a 5 is high standards

Nigger it's one or the fucking other.

>>37577822
yes... but the alcohol and drugs contribute too.

>>37577836
I drink alcohol extremely rarely and always within measure. And I don't do drugs.

>>37577822
No but it makes your brain stop memorizing things.

They're just here for the summer giveaways.

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>>37577818
I think it's the pollen count.

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>>37577827
wait what we are doing giveaways?

Should I kill myself. Been a long time coming anyway kek

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will I win this weight loss competition!

>>37577805
Will I get good grades next semester?

One of them already found my IP address and is threatening to kill my family so I'm having a good time

Shlunpin and bumpin

>>37577664

a-anon that's bullying

>>37577640
Do black girls like Italian guys?

>>37577710
Take a look at a black women's forum like Lipstickalley. There many threads about italian men. According to them, italian men love black women.

>>37577758
Makes sense, I've seen plenty of dudes here with black gfs

ironic faggotry

>>37577480
i notice this and i dont understand

Younger generations unironically bought into the entire trap meme and are now faggots

>>37577468
Manlets can actually fight, yeah. A lot of them grew up fighting to compensate for the shortness.

It's not a rule of thumb that they can fight, but I know a lot of aggressive manlets that can absolutely destroy people taller than them.

The toughest guy I know is like 5'8''

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

Your days are numbered big boy

>>37577468
Most manlets I know are wrestlers and I've seen them fuck people up. I suppose it depends on the person but in general you're not gonna make it if you're undersized unless you know how to protect yourself.

>>37577411
>What do.

Call us!

>>37577411
Autism and youtube, if ur cute and autistic expect many bux

Sorry anon, we're going to have to put you to work.

Wall Street Journal: How Autism can land you a job

https://www.wsj.com/articles/companies-find-autism-can-be-a-job-skill-1395963209

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>you will never do the right thing

>>37577331
Romantic love is a trap

>>37577387

why would someone touch does dirty roasties?

they would scream"rape" anyways.

Only 3 or 4 times in my entire life desu.
2 of the times I was completely convinced that I was going to die very soon.
Never want to feel like that again honestly.

>>37577220
>Ever been so depressed you cant even cry?
I didn't cry since 5 years
Even in extreme abnormally depression
What does it mean doctor ?

>>37577233
How did you make it out?