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Duh. And it's emotionally safer too. Can't fall in love with a guy and later get dumped by him if you're not gay.

>>35380629
why are you cocksuckers so prevalent here, go back to your fag zoo
>>>/lgbt/

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>>35380671
>Can't fall in love with a guy and later get dumped by him if you're not gay.

Incontestably true.

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>mfw I see this
see what?

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>>35380636
her sharing depression quotes

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>>35380600
I thought I had moved past this shit, damn it

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very funy post thank yoi so much all those bait shits around and yet here is happy place i thank thank you so much

>there are women who would do it with no remorse

>>35380569
i feel you breh
r9k is a baiting board now, all these normies are salmon and we are the fish that hide in the deep dark depths of the ocean that no one gives a fuck about

>>35380569
Make a thread pretending to be a fembot, you'll get 200+ replies

>>35380635
Honestly, this

It's basically a mirror of mainstream media in general tbqmfh

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>Penis inspection day in High School
>All line up in the Lockerroom
>Coach Nonceberg inspects my penis
>Tells me a pathetic little thing like will never satisfy a woman
>All the other boys laugh at me
>Coach leaves the room
>The boys gang up on me
"If you'll never manage to fuck a girl, maybe you should be fucked like one instead!"
>They pass me around the Locker Room destroying my boi pussy
>My tiny underdeveloped pecker is twitching as I ride their massive chad dicks
>Each one creampies my ass one by one
>I'm forced to spend the rest of the school day with cum leaking from my red raw boi pussy

Sucked desu.

>>35380689
yeah I can tell that'd be a real nightmare for you, straighto

>>35380689
Sounds like a well good time

What's your record at the moment, anon?

>>35380725
Right now only about 10. I know, pathetic. But I'm starting a new program called Starting Pints. Basically you train at 50% of your 1 day max 5 days a week. So I'm drinking 5 pints a day 5 days a week. If I run this for a month my tolerance should increase to the point where I can put away 15 pints a day.

>>35380814
Sounds smart.

Remember, carbs soak it up and make it easier. Chippy dinner before any big nights.

Speaking of which, I'm off an a pub crawl later

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>>35380476
how fucking massive hemorrhoids do you have my dude?

>>35380476
>>35381105
Chuckled a bit. Hope this is just a ruse. Sounds painful

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>>35380472
What happened yesterday night?

>>35380538
even more faggots, i suppose

>>35381662
>even more faggots, i suppose
thanks for reminding me, I need to start a thread

hem p seeds 100g is 45g protein

If you drink your own semen you will reabsorb lost energy if you fapped or something. I do it every day.

>>35380454
AYY LMAO!

organs

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>>35380454
Kys, sage, orig

>>35380566
ITs more original than you I should fuck you in the ass

he's the best character

fuck fiona and debbie

>>35380450
>Fuck Frank Galagher. He's such a selfish piece of shit
thats the point you stupid cuck

>>35380450
Frank is self aware. He's a miserable sack of shit, but an honest sack of shit.

Fiona is the worst character. She's a slave to bad decisionmaking, impulsive pursuit of harmful desires, and annoying holier than thou nagging. It's hard to be taken seriously as the mom of the family when your decision making is entirely based on emotions and muh pussy

>>35380425
>genius but lazy
keep telling yourself that.

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>>35380425
>Tfw stupid and lazy
>Tfw undiagnosed anything
>Tfw too unmotivated to be a wagie
>Tfw mouth incompetence having mouth-breather

Someone told me I'm too egotistical. I'm trying to change that.

>>35380425
>genius
>to high

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>in class
>still in school
Grow up, faggot.

>>35380420
Some of us attend college.

Not that you would know what that is you NEET fuck

>>35380455
>NEET fuck

Only NEETs can be robots. You don't belong here. Shoo, shoo!

>>35380332

How would we know? This board is made up of mostly
>virgins
and
>non-girls

Ask /soc/ or reddit

1/10, and saged

>>35380429
where on reddit? soc isnt good

Where are you from

Ontario

Because they don't have a dick to insert into places, so instead they have to insert themselves

>>35380323
This also shows how women are incapable of coming up with anything original. It's always just doing something the men are doing. God I hate women.

>>35380323
>why do stacey cunts have to insert them into fucking everything?
Because women literally (yes, literally) are physiologically and psychologically incapable of existing without attention & validation.

I've said this countless times on /r9k/ and even IRL. Women are simply genetically incapable of experiencing (or merely fathoming) the loneliness that a typical undesirable non-Chad male experiences day-in-day-out. To an average woman (even a "lonely woman"), going for half a day without attention/validation is "OMG SUPER LONELY IM SO DEPRESSED GUNNA DIIIIIIIIIIE"

Meanwhile there are men who live like fucking ascetic monks, not talking to or interacting with anyone for months (even years) on end.