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Anonymous
2017-01-09 05:21:12 Post No.34017626
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:21:12 Post No. 34017626 [Report] [View this topic]

>I browse this place 7 hours every day

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:23:01 Post No.34017659
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>>34017626
>7 hours a day
fucking normie casual, I spend here 18 hours a day with 6 hours sleeping (and posting in my sleep)

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:25:47 Post No.34017715
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>>34017659

I've dreamed about posting on 4chan

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:26:26 Post No.34017725
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Full-time wagie here, I always have at least three tabs open all day to follow while I work.

Anonymous
2017-01-09 05:21:08 Post No.34017623
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:21:08 Post No. 34017623 [Report] [View this topic]

I was born in 1999. What was r9k back then? Oldfags seem to miss those days

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:47:58 Post No.34018178
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:47:58 Post No.34018178 [Report]

??????????????????
also ban underage

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:49:43 Post No.34018207
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>>34018178
It's 2017 baka

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>>34018178
Ppl born in 1999 are 18 dummy

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2017-01-09 05:17:26 Post No.34017552
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:17:26 Post No. 34017552 [Report] [View this topic]

Got any good ways to wank off? The usual ain't cutting it.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:18:28 Post No.34017577
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>>34017552
trap

this is very orignal

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>>34017552
i've heard putting a belt around your neck to sligthly cut the flow of oxygen to the brain works great

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:23:24 Post No.34017669
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>>34017552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQr6HVUKFls

Anonymous
Recent Purchases 2017-01-09 05:16:17 Post No.34017536
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Recent Purchases Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:16:17 Post No. 34017536 [Report] [View this topic]

What have you bought lately? My latest package from Amazon arrived today.

>Two tubs of Laffy Taffy, Strawberry and Cherry
>Fire HD 8 tablet
>The Adventures of Robin Hood Blu-ray
>Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, a collection of writings from Lester Bangs.

I must say, I'm impressed with the way they packaged all this shit.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:23:57 Post No.34017674
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>>34017536
Toilet paper from walmart's website because free 2 day shipping. I'm completely out of food right now, but i dont want to leave my house to go shopping.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:25:13 Post No.34017701
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:25:13 Post No.34017701 [Report]

oil
oil filter
notebook
can of tomatoes
can of chilies

trip to shartmart today

Anonymous 2017-01-09 06:39:47 Post No.34019166
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 06:39:47 Post No.34019166 [Report]

concrete blocks
neoprene

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2017-01-09 05:12:37 Post No.34017487
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:12:37 Post No. 34017487 [Report] [View this topic]

who else is always tired all the time?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:14:33 Post No.34017517
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The only time i don't feel tired is between midnight and 3am.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:23:15 Post No.34017665
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I'm always tired too. I used to always sleep with with my long-distance boyfriend with the skype call running but now i can't sleep. I'm always so alone and upset since we broke up. I know at first i sound like a stupid and spoiled girl but he was my only real friend. Now he'll barely even message me because he replaced me with this asian girl he new for awhile. It feels terrible. The worst part is that i know he loves her way more then he ever loved me because the fight all the time and don't have anything in common and yet he just kinda lets it go. Him and I played the same video games and barely ever faught. But when we did he made it a big deal, we didn't even yell when we faught.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:25:47 Post No.34017716
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for real though i can't comprehend how people work 9-5 jobs and raise families and have hobbies/social lives on top of all that. i don't even have depression/mono/lyme disease as an excuse for my constant tiredness i just dont have the energy to function as i'd like

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2017-01-09 05:12:36 Post No.34017486
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:12:36 Post No. 34017486 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanons, did you ever have sexual thoughts involving pigs?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:20:21 Post No.34017606
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Sister, come feast on my wild oats.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:22:06 Post No.34017650
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>>34017486
please give me the sauce or a similar video. you're already posting the pic so don't take the moral highground now

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:24:37 Post No.34017689
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:24:37 Post No.34017689 [Report]

A boar's penis embeds itself in the cervix and pumps semen almost non-stop for 20+ minutes. It then ejaculates a gelatinous plug that prevents the semen from slipping out. Imagine those oats, brother.

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2017-01-09 05:08:53 Post No.34017436
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:08:53 Post No. 34017436 [Report] [View this topic]

how do traps manage it to be more feminine then a women?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:10:51 Post No.34017462
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if you have a cock and balls you cant be more feminine than a woman

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:11:16 Post No.34017466
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:11:16 Post No.34017466 [Report]

If I got hormones and plastic surgery to change my biological disposition, I'd be attractive too.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:13:09 Post No.34017495
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:13:09 Post No.34017495 [Report]

men are just better people, naturally cleaner, less baggage, less whiny, better skin, of course they are going to be better women if they have the right bone structure

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2017-01-09 05:06:49 Post No.34017387
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:06:49 Post No. 34017387 [Report] [View this topic]

>get mugged
>tell story to my friend about how some nigger robbed me
>another person listening says I shouldn't use that word
>Yeah, well, they shouldn't rob me. You lose the privilege of courtesy after that
>It's never okay to call them the n-word, even if they rob you

What's wrong with people? They defend thieves, so long as they don't say mean words?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:09:35 Post No.34017444
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It's really not ok because of all the good black people that live in this world.

It's total inconsideration to every middle-class black person. Don't normalize the word "nigger". It's never alright. There's so much hate attached to it.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:10:37 Post No.34017458
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>>34017444
i'm not sure if you are trying to bait op but i actually agree

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:11:24 Post No.34017467
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>>34017444
You don't have the right to tell anyone what to think or say.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:05:17 Post No. 34017361 [Report] [View this topic]

Does Poland even exist

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:06:41 Post No.34017384
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:06:41 Post No.34017384 [Report]

In our dreams anon, in our dreams

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I conclude that there is no such thing as Poland

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tfw no qtie americanni gf

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2017-01-09 05:04:07 Post No.34017343
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:04:07 Post No. 34017343 [Report] [View this topic]

Just be yourself

Confidence is much more important than looks.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:04:48 Post No.34017349
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>>34017343
>says the 10/10 chad
t-thanks. you just saved my dating life

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:06:20 Post No.34017376
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he only lack confidence and that's his reason for being a khv, not his looks, cause he is 9/10 babe

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:09:35 Post No.34017445
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>>34017349
>>34017376
That guy in the pic is not a 10/10 chad..

Look at him his fucking nose is bigger than his chin

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2017-01-09 04:59:47 Post No.34017257
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:59:47 Post No. 34017257 [Report] [View this topic]

>on date with your oneitis
>need to take a piss
>head to men's room
>walk in
>see this
What do?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:00:47 Post No.34017271
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>>34017257
>/b/ tier thread

is this how bad it's gotten

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:01:13 Post No.34017282
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:01:13 Post No.34017282 [Report]

Kindly remind the retarded young lad that he doesn't need to take his pants off to use the urinal.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:01:39 Post No.34017293
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:01:39 Post No.34017293 [Report]

Slap her ass in an original way

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:58:32 Post No. 34017236 [Report] [View this topic]

How to make lsd ? I need to spread some on the face of a chad

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:00:03 Post No.34017260
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:00:03 Post No.34017260 [Report]

It's not trivial and if you have no orgo chem training you most likely cant

Anonymous 2017-01-09 05:02:29 Post No.34017313
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>>34017260
It's not that difficult, especially if he doesn't care about impurities, which I'm guessing he doesn't

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>>34017236
Muriatric acid is the best kind to put on chads face

Betaneki (ID: !!16alLjPIskw)
Red pill thread 2017-01-09 04:54:49 Post No.34017182
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Red pill thread Betaneki (ID: !!16alLjPIskw) 2017-01-09 04:54:49 Post No. 34017182 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup cyclejerk central, filled with normies, autists, triggered roasties and stupid underage camwhores. It's time for another knowledge dump.
>previously
>the meaning of life ~~forced by nature hedonism~~
>good and evil ~~are relative~~
>suicide ~~acceptable if you have an actual reason~~

And todays red pill dump:
Aliens are real
Earth is hollow (not flat)
Jewish elitist are in control (they are responsible for a lot of stuff)
Media is rigged
We are all just vibration
Rich are into occultic activities
There is poison everywhere: in air, food, water, drugs...
Video games and anime are for weak beta males, they give you fake instant gratification, feel of dominance, relationship, etc while not putting as much effort as you'd be forced to irl
Porn is bad for you mental health
Depression is a meme (but still, the whole depressed (read saddened) state can cause real mental problems)
Girls that hit their puberty are okay to gently breed
Women (majorly) are inferior but still deserve equal rights
None of the major events on planet (for instance war) are worth your time, they are just "time killers"
Most of people are stupid, because of both society that is being actively brainwashed and lack of time to actually research more information
Religion was made to control crowds ~~tips fedora~~
Raise your spirituality, waste your time wisely

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:59:29 Post No.34017249
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>i'm so le redpilled
>earth is hollow though thats where the lizard people live

Betaneki (ID: !!16alLjPIskw) 2017-01-09 05:02:27 Post No.34017312
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>>34017249
>I've always been told the opposite so it isn't real
Don't fall asleep
DON'T FALL ASLEEP

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>>34017182
> women (majorly) are inferior but still deserve equal rights

Women (majorly) live in sandbox mode already, it's nonsense to give them equal rights

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2017-01-09 04:51:18 Post No.34017115
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:51:18 Post No. 34017115 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw to intelligent to take part in the crude and barbaric act of lifting up weights and putting them down

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:52:45 Post No.34017136
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>>34017115
>how will /fit/ ever recover?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:53:39 Post No.34017157 [Report]

>That feel when not intelligent enough to read

I can type just fine, but I can't read anything I type. If anything is wrong in this post please send me a voicemail.

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