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>going back to school as a 27 year old creepy old mature student this fall
>already being flooded with frosh week and day-long student orientation emails
this is a nightmare, will there be any other old people do you guys think
im gunna die
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>>36749334
Do you have money? Your own place? Your own vehicle? You could easily get a gril, probably around 18-22. Especially under 21 if you're in ameriburger, you could have sluts lining up just to get alcohol and a place to stay.
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>>36749432
na i live with my parents, i have a car.
im more interested in getting ahead academically and getting a job, my #1 goal is just to be able to afford my own apartment, rent is like $1300.00 a month here
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>>36749334
>>36749486
I went back at 26 and it was perfectly fine (did a 2nd BSc because I fucked up my first one). Don't stress about it man. Met great people, got super involved in campus stuff, met a grill, finished top of my class, got into grad school.
It will work out for yah man
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Active shooter reported at North Lake College in Texas.
http://www.fox4news.com/news/252387372-story
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>>36749332
It is a community college; if anyone dies, nothing of value will have been lost.
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lads here is the livestream lets hope the death count is a lot kill those normies im really pissed today
http://www.fox4news.com/live
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>>36749391
>implying any (((college))) is worth going to
If anything, going to community for your first 2-4 years is the best thing to do before you transfer to a (((real school))).
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I'm gonna try to talk to this girl later.
Give me some confidence.
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Just dew it and b urself
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>>36749207
OP that's an alpaca.
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>>36749207
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTNNKUBDNsU
Hope that speech helps
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> one shot in life
> acne
Why even bother.
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>>36749170
Wash your face often and buy facial cleansers
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stop rubbing grease on your face anon
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>>36749170
>Small penis
Guarantee you this is worse anon
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I will start
I can somewhat remember being breastfed on a rocker.
Second oldest would be me picking up a lemon and taking a bite.I thought it was nasty so I gave it to the dog.
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>>36749142
My first time in an elevator, and being scolded for putting my shoes on backwards
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I can't tell which one is the oldest so I'll include both
>be in crib (was not that small, but uncle was sleeping in my older brother's bed so my brother had to take my bed and I had to take the crib)
>just lying in the darkness pulling at my eyelids
other memory
>be 3 years old
>in a hospital room
>my grandmother is in the bed
>very weak and tired looking, has no leg, and other is all skinny and red
>mother tells brother and me to kiss her
>I kiss her gently, afraid I hurt her somehow
>she just smiles at us
>tfw she died a week later
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>>36749142
>3 or so
>Fell down a short flight of stairs
>Got up and walked off
An interesting foreshadowing. Not sure I can remember anything before that...
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HEY ROBOTS
The last song you listened to? Find it. However long it is in minutes is now how long your dick is in inches.
How hung are you?
ALSO POST THE SONG IF YOU WANT
>tfw ~8 inches
feels VERY good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juPhTKmdqMI&index=898&list=WL
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Does it rly feel that good? Dumb thread btw
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>7 inches
wow! i can't believe i shrunk over a foot hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nInYs3cOX2M
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Fuck you, I want a tiny penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zH-kV-Fsg
How do I live the NEET dream? How they do it?
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>>>/ic/
>read the sticky
>spend 7 years getting gud
off you go
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>>36749113
I taught myself programming and now I'm making $20k USD per year off my own software. I know it doesn't sound like a lot but consider:
>No housing costs, because I live with my parents
>No transportation costs, no car costs, no insurance, no maintenance, no gasoline, because I'm a pathetic loser who doesn't go anywhere
>No commute
>No boss
>Can wake up anytime I want
>Mom makes tendies for me so no food cost either
>Income potential is unlimited if I invent more/better products and services
Now understandably one could make far more with a real computer science degree in a respectable job with a real company. That's all well and good, but then one would have to become a full on normie, and it's just not worth the hassle, especially when m'ladies don't want anything to do with me anyway since I'm not 7 feet tall GigaChad. So fuck it, I say this is a good option for robots.
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>>36749113
They worked toward developing skills that enabled them to work independently and networked with others who've done the same.
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>"you see this anon...this is what it takes to please a woman, hahahahaha"
How do little sub7 inchers avoid killing themselves
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My penis is slightly above 7, does that mean it's big??
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heyy its actually been quite a fucking long time since i've seen that kind of blacked/how can white boys ever compete? thread
why did you come back though
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>Tfw 5.5 x 5
>Tfw like traps and fembois but they're bigger size queens than women
Suicide?
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>Be me
>9 years old, in bed
>Live in the woods
>Wake up in the middle of the night the feeling of fear is overwhelming
>Look around, feel a presence
>I see him, or rather it
>An alien in my room
>Paralyzed
>Can't tell if it's the fear or I have been drugged
>He is controlling my body
>Next thing I know I'm on my stomach and the alien is taking off my pajamas
>He starts inserting his probe
>Feels like a plastic film
>Finally it speaks
>"Muchos dios, I need you to take this coocain over the border ese!"
I'm still scared of Mexicans to this day robots.
How do I get over this fear?
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>>36749064
take it over the border
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>>36749064
I was thinking sleep paralyses during the first few sentences.
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Shit it out and use it yourself, dummy
Can women do anything better than men, other than being a requirement for procreation?
If not, why did nature shape a dead weight on us?
Unlike with other animals, where the female serves other roles (sometimes hunting, protecting, feeding and raising the offspring), the majority of human females are borderline, if not complete parasitic. If left alone they will create an abomination out of the children, thus failing even at the most basic task which should be naturally successful to them. What are they? Why do they do this? Where did we go so wrong?
(ATTENTION: If you didn't fail, this post doesn't apply to you. This post is targeted towards the rising wave of failures.)
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>>36749021
>Unlike with other animals, where the female serves other roles (sometimes hunting, protecting, feeding and raising the offspring
But that's exactly what women do in a more natural, tribal environment of hunter-gatherers.
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The first problem in your beliefs is thinking women can't do anything other than be used for procreation, then call them useless sluts.
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>>36749021
>If not, why did nature shape a dead weight on us?
Because the genetic variation in men goes both ways. Men exist to weed out weak genes.
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Lonely?
WHy not befriend crows?
>will protect you
>will always come to you
>bring you nice things (pic related, crow brought me a ring once)
crows are great friends
I love my crows
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I miss gullbro
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How do I befriend crows?
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I always enjoy seeing crows, they're pretty cool birds.
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> 4chan used to be a liberal site
> Mfw
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>>36748951
>4chan gets more and more conservative and right-wing
>4chan content gets worse.
Mhh... I wonder if these two are connected in any way...
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>>36748951
>confuses libertarian with leftist for the nth time
>mfw
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>>36748986
Only cucks believe this
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hey and welcome to the 4th Unironical Yandere Support Group thread!!
Here, we spread yandere awareness, experiences as/with yanderes, and more. We're not crazy or anything, we're just disadvantaged.
Even people who suspect that they're the "senpai" to a "yandere" can come here to request advice on what to do and how to react/interact and some of us might be able to help.
The primary groups of this thread, and of our Discord server (invites to which will typically be handed out via burner e-mails to those who request it or need it) are basically:
1 ("yandere"): support group for yanderes to relate to eachother about things and ask questions and advice, or just have a nice conversation on occasion
2 ("senpai"): people who are being victimized or followed by a yandere and want to receive advice or share ongoing experiences
3 (observers): people who are interested in the notion of us or what we go through and want to observe us
Note that this isn't a roleplay or dating thread more than it's a legitimate group in which those who suffer painfully from a yandere-esque mindset can relate on experiences and ask for advice from those like them.
PS: we for some reason need to clarify that "unironical" is a meme
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>>36748946
get your larping ass the fuck off my board you goddamn weeb degenerate whore
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>>36749099
b-butter me up more, famalam~
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>>36749117
How do you feel knowing that this "senpai" of yours probably hates your guts? No matter how insane you fucking cunts get, you'll all wake up to the sack of bricks in the face one day - you are not loveable and you do not deserve love. You need help. You are a biohazard to any man on this board and I hope you suffer in solitude instead of dragging others down into your shitpit of mentally ill cartoon obsession that you call "yandere".
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ITT: Share you fat Wojaks.
I need more of this guy for future fatposting
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Here's one. I have quite a few, I really connect to him on a personal level
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>>36749322
Another one with pepe being parasitic
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>>36749349
For fatbots who are experiencing/looking for a change
Anonymous
Pick your cow, do it now 2017-05-03 05:09:38 Post No.36748834
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I choose right of middle.
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>>36748834
middle one
also the robot is a nigger
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Imma go with the short stack. She seems nice.
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>>36749264
seconded
although I think I would have better conversations with the one on the far right while I was milking her