tfw you cheat on your robot bf with chad
Well boys, I just found out my oneitis is fucking my rival. I don't know what to do.
>that girl that you thought could save you from robot life
>you sperged out and drive her off
I had her for 1.5 years. She left me this may and now she's back at school with her new bf. While I'm stuck in hometown commuting to my school.
>the worst part in is I can't even hate her. And she still says she loved me but that I'm not healthy for her.
The fact that it's my fault makes me hate myself and not her.
Welcome to /r9k/ how unhappy about your life are ya?
I have to find a way of doing what I love and not starve to death
>and into the trash she goes
When did comics become so infested with SJW bullshit?
Why do I hate this game with such a blind fury? For some reason, just thinking about it sends me into a rage. I hate this game so fucking much.
H-Hello there f-femanon...
C-Could I have your h-hymen please?
I b-bought this n-nice suit and everything...
>Pretend I'm playing the song I'm listening to flawlessly in front of a large audience
>stay up at night listening to music imagining stories where I am some badass character
>take a banana and run around the home pretending to be a cowboy
>the banana is my six-shooter, until I get hungry and eat it
I even made a character name for myself. "Banana Bill"
I'm ashamed of it, yet I can't stop
It's been so long since i played a mmorpg.
Any comfy mmorpg robots ?
i would say runescape but the community is incredibly cancerous. Very comfy if you only play til lvl 50s stats/do some questing tho.
>playing War Thunder, tank battles
>join game, Stalingrad map, head out to capture points
>get killed pretty early in the game as I suck pretty bad
>tfw imagine my crew slowly burning alive inside the tank with no chance of escape
>start tearing up because I know I could have done more to prevent their deaths
Why am I such a faggot, r9k?
>playing league of tristana
>tristana is banned
>i'll play caitlyn instead
>jungler refuses to gank
>client crashes in lane and I give up a kill
>make an incredibly wreckless and nooby play and die
Why am I such a retard?
Who hurricane bois over here? Central FL reporting in, getting bretty windy over here.
>Get my own place
>Pay my bills
>Still not happy
Wtf how are normalfaggot even happy. I thought being normal made you happy. All it did was made me more sad and jaded.
This Chad will fuck your crush AND your mother AND your sister.
How did your first fap go?
>about 13 I think
>randomly watching pro wrestling videos on youtube
>I dont even like wrestling
>click on a female mud wrestling video
>2 women in bikinis sliding around in mud
>start rubbing my balls
>start randomly rubbing the head of my peenor
>keep doing this for about 3 minutes
>feel weird tingling sensation
And things were never the same again