Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4951. page

>>37451346
it's even cooler when you put your hands on your dick and don't look at the camera

you don't wanna act like you care, that shit is pathetic

i never smile in pictures but thats because my smile looks fucking retarded

>>37451346
Lmao
Doing what the fuck you want is red pilled
Thats the whole fucking point, didnt you even see the matrix or do you just suck on pol dick like everyone else on this board>?
Anyway you look fine outside of the black lipstick cunt and white glasses fuck
Maybe get better friends or get a fucking job

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>>37451343
>Out yonder. Where the willows are. A clove will follow me. Into the willows we'll make do. Serendipity won't have meaning for us two.

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>>37451458
>A catalog you seek. There's no indexing where you head, yonder. Docile leaves will adsorb you.

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>>37451548
But in these willows, these motionless stooges, they'll flicker their leaves. A simple branch can mean everything. Trinkets of silver and pixel goods won't be as sturdy as this simple wood.

Dude it's just a party like what the fuck.

I wish someone would invite me to a party I'm drunk as fuck.

>>37451330
Link to the original thread?

Good choice anon, parties are overrated

>>37451330
Top kek. You came pretty close anon

1: Just

I think you already know step #2 and #3.

>>37451249
1 don't be ugly

2 don't be poor
you win

>>37451249
1: JUST

There is no step #2 or #3.

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>>37451012
Glad you beat cancer, dude

>>37451012
I am happy that you aren't sick anymore friend

Brushing your teeth is important

>>37450961
>tfw so many american movies I haven't watched because I'm not American
>every chat with people on the internet is "You haven't watched X??? HOW DUDE YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK

>>37450986
>not under THE ROCK.tm

>>37450961
>making a "you people" joke
>1917+100
Garbage, pointless movie.

>>37450960
why do mods delete active threads
This shit was at least different from the norm, no reason to prune shit like that

>>37450960
Ugly bulldyke or ugly skinny faggot

Either way nobody wins

>>37450960
Probably just an attention whore or the mods again

>>37450919
This is our last bastion now. That's why normies come here to try and change everything.
They fear what they don't understand.

>>37450919
>>37450992
/r9k/ is almost normie majority now.
/toy/ is actually far more robot-tier, because it's a hobby for manchildren but isn't also entry level like /v/ or /tv/

>>37450919
i occasionally go to /lgbt/ but mostly i stay here last comfy board left imo

why does she think I'm killing myself with alcohol?

>bleach blonde hair
red flag

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>>37450698
WHERE HAVE ALL THE REAL MEN GONE!?!?!?!@?!?!?!?!??@#?#@$%?@$?!@?!?!??!
For real
They gone yo
Completely gfucking fonenene\
NO men left
NOOOONENEEE
Only africa
Africa has real men
Why dont you get a big dick like a reaaaaaal man
They all gone tho
Allllllll gone

>>37450490
Hm... proceed

jesus christ smother me

>>37450746
Same.
I wonder how they feel about other women.

>>37450319
Hey, can you check your email and make the edit I requested? I lost the link to edit my marker.

>>37450377
I'm not the map mod, sorry

The map:
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zeemaps.com%2Fmap%3Fgroup%3D2560398

>>37450054
My medical condition prevents me from going into the military.

>fear
>not sure if it's for good cause
>not sure if OP is just asking himself
>physically weak and frail
>constantly tired
>worried I'm schitzo
>getting older
>worried desire to kill people legal is moral
>if morality is spook then I have bigger problems then not being in military suffering under shiny boot
>worried they're all chads
>not sure what mos to pick
>not sure what I would do when out of military
>want to go infantry but then I'd be in infantry
>worried they'd know I was insane or concerned I was
>worried about wasting years of my life to be cog in machine of state


there are reason I want to join though

why would i want to get bullied by chads even more?

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But even if you had money, you'd still be better off being fit. How many women want a fat fuck with some money over some fit, rich bachelor?

>>37449784
Stop drinking soda and just water. You'd lose 20 lbs from that alone, fatass

>>37449784
Have fun dying at 40 you fat piece of shit.

>>37449723
>trying to escape biology

let's all love lain though

>>37449746
people have been doing it for thousands of years

I haven't cried since 2015. My eyes are dry.

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Not having a girlfriend doesn't even reach my top 10.
I don't wanna die, but I can't live this.

>>37449725
Last time I cried was when my dad called me worthless for not doing something I didn't need to even do.

FeelsGoodMan