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>>37675495
Elsa Jean fucks niggers.

Kill with a brick and burn the rotten carcass.

I'm talking to myself in my head.

>>37675508
This, desu senpai
>tfw people ask what you're thinking about

>>37675472
same but i'm 24
there are some older robots as well

>>37675494
Same but I'm 25

>>37675472
same but 34. no, there's no hope.

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what the fuck is this passive shit
did you make this thread so we can all pity you?

>>37675483
Get of my thread anime fag

>>37675492
>anime fag
also likes anime

Lmao you didn't even try for freshman orientation? You'll fail out before the end of the semester.

>>37675469
This is what im afraid of.

I just want to fit in reeee

>>37675419
I thought this too, but it's just a meme.
Everyone's "cool" with you now, because they want to see if you're approachable, which you aren't, you have failed their test.
Now they'll leave you alone, they probably won't make any attempts at socialization anymore, it's probably for the best.

I kind of want to do this too, I'm not sure where I would go

>>37675401
I ended up 3 counties over. They have nice hills.

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>>37675401
That coud actually be a very positive experience.

>caring about women

jajajajajajajaja

I just to choose to live without them.

It was pretty easy.

I'm a schizoid which makes any kind of relationship with other males pretty much impossible, let alone with females.

I don't have any real serious desire for intimacy or sex and to top it off my life is a mess so it's a double whammy.

There are other men with their shit together who don't have mental disorders who still get fucked over by women, so what chance would I have (if I even wanted a chance anyway) none.

>>37675123

I wish Pearl was my Mom. She'd dote on me, and lecture me on every decision I make in life, but she'd hold me at night crying that she wasn't a better mother. It would be okay cause I would remind her she tried her best and I came out okay. And then we'd fuck.

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Oppai Pearl is better

Isn't the gist of this show to turn boys into girls

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>swirlies
>stuffing in lockers

that was chad not me but no thanks I don't associate with the mentally ill or anyone else for that matter.

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>>37674985
>search google for image
>laugh audibly

>>37674985
no if I use to do that to you then we obviously weren't friends and this seems like some weird plot to finally kill me

>>37674946
Instant suicide fuck this bullshit
Illusion of control over my own life shattered, and my psyche with it.

go to the gym to make myself not a chestlet

Hit the snooze button 2-6 times before finally getting out of bed.

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>people used to play game to chat and explore with friends and could only play for a few hours after school
>now people just play the game to grind up their skills alone most likely botting
this is why old school runescape isn't fun anymore

>>37674884
>Where did the magic go?
Zarfot and reddit took care of that. Everyone became obsessed with max xp per hour and bullshit like that

>>37674926
>having friends to play with

n-normie!

>>37674869
>*fails IQ test*
this was gold. everything else was pretty trash desu senpai. it felt like you were trying to land way too many jokes and they are all very similar. too much repetition.

Bump

I worked too hard on this meme to have it go to waste

>>37676447
i liked it anon. first reply can kys

It smells like ass desu

Butts can't smell, only a nose can.

the brain is what smells

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Did he ever take Saber to that picnic he mentioned in another thread for their anniversary?

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>>37674974
I sure hope so
He deserves to be happy with her.

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>>37675043
Yeah he's a nice guy, I always post in his threads and give him advice. I hope he comes back or at least is doing okay.

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Say " no but if u like 10 inch cock i cant do much for ya"
>when nowadays 7"-8" isnt enough

>>37674718
What website is that pic from? asking for a friend

>>37674718
>"I find the fetishisation of skin colour to be incredibly racists. A further extension of post-imperial colonialism that serves to devalue PoC's and, effectively, reduce them to objects in much the same way as they were reduced to farm equipment in the days of slavery."

Or some shit like that.

I did this, but with a car. Can't imagine doing it without.
>taking a greyhound to Denver
Enjoy getting stabbed by niggers.

>>37674546
I'm in the same boat as you, OP.

This sounds like one of those things that sounds fun and exciting but you'll probably be back in a week. Not saying don't do it but just don't expect much. Being in a different state isn't gonna solve your problems.

I hear Salt Lake is the best city to be in if you're homeless.