Would you entrust your virginity to a woman between the ages of 30-35?
yesterday was my sixteenth birthday, /r9k/. i had lunch with my mom, brother and his girlfriend, then had dinner with my dad. after that, my friend Jimmy and I smoked two bowls in his car and got ice cream. it was a great time. i hope i have a good sixteenth year on this earth. what's going on with you guys?
>admitting to being an underagefag
Even if you are joking its still a bannable offense
Please just fuck off from this website. go enjoy reddit, nobody actually browses here. trust me dude.
dude nobody even goes here, go download whatsapp and hang out with your actual friends, go talk to actually normal people and not losers here.
please don't come here, it's not good for you, the gvernment, the NSA watches and records your browsing shit and will hand it to your college, and your job's boss and tell them you're a sick stupid fuck. so don't take the chance and leave this site kid, it isn't good for you.
NORMALFAGS GOT FUCKIN KICKED OUT MY BOARD
wheres your steam feel thread now nigger? WHERES YOUR FUCKIN DISCORD THREAD YOU FUCKIN COCK MONGLING FUCKIN FAGGOT?
ahahahahHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I THINK IM FUCKIN CUMMING
Do the users of R9k have friends? How many people do you hang out with on a regular basis?
I have a colleague at school I sometimes hang with.
But I dont talk to him.
We go weeks without seeing each other or texting.
Just every now and then we talk about school work, and he invites me to lunch.
But aside from that, I do not have any friends.
Let's get a depression / anxiety thread going!
What are you currently dealing with right now?
I cannot stop overthinking my lack of a social life outside of work and how stressed / lonely I am every single second of the day.
Depression. I have lots of things to be depressed about but a lot of the time I don't feel like those are the reasons I'm depressed. Being alive just hurts and it doesn't feel like I was meant for this world at the most primitive level.
I guess this is what they mean by chemical imbalance depression.
I'm you and you're me and you're me and I'm me and you're you and you're me and I'm you
anyone know a routine to train your hips like you were fucking? specially in missionary?. i tried to hump the air while doing push ups but it feel weird and imagining a woman there would be totally obvious im a virgin.
Take up salsa dancing or some other Latin ballroom and yoga. What's important when fucking is rhythm and range of motion/flexibility. There's no point in having powerful hips if you hump like a retard and can't move your hips with a good fluid motion.
>that kid that wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob
>that girl that falsely accused a guy of rape and got off scott free
>that guy that actually raped girls but got away with it cause he was a Chad
>that kid that pulled his pants all the way down when peeing
>that kid that got his ass kicked in front of everyone at school and moved schools
>that kid that would randomly start laughing in class because he was high
>>that kid that pulled his pants all the way down when peeing
and no one ever stopped me.
>work 10 hour days 5 days a week
>forced to spend most of my time cleaning
>parent takes all vidya I buy and keeps me away from PC during evenings
>attend uni from home as well
>literally do nothing but work and eat during semesters
>no vehicle or license, parent constantly pries in and stops me whenever I start the process of fixing this
>haven't played vidya outside of phone emulators for 2.5 years now
Should I just enlist to GTFO and come back to college later?
NEETS GETTING COMFY IN THEIR BEDS TONIGHT
THIS NEW HAIRCUT IS A HIGH AND TIGHT
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
>tfw fell for the meme
> tfw I just realized how repulsive I look
> jew nose with asymmetrical nostrils
> weak chin
> fat cheeks
> neanderthal-tier brow ridge
> asymmetrical eyes
> significant acne scars
> big ears
i dont want to live like this anymore
i try to be a good person but in the end its all meaningless, at this point its better to embrace the evil mutated jewvillain look than and being a bad person than trying to be a good person. i fucking hate this tfuck stop fucking WHY fcuikign WHY DOES IT HJAVE TO BE LIEK THIS WHAT THYEF UCK DID I DO TO DESREVE RHTI SLIFE FUCKING STTOP GOD PLEASEFUCKING GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT NO I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL I JUST WANT TOH BE HAPYP RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tired of distracting myself from my life, doing so just makes it worse.
not going to post a pic of myself on 4chan, besides i dont need others judgement of my looks anymore. for the past few years normies have been making fun of me for my looks. i laugh along but its really getting to me recently. besides, my looks are only one of the many problems i really should deal with but have no motivation to anymore im just so tired of it all i dont have any hope any efforts are futile its unnecessary
The Fonz is my hero. He is the ultimate aplha male, a person that I strive to be everyday.
I study all his tips, in order to one day escape from betahood.
>Lives an amazing NEET life.
>Has a patrician taste in music
>Fucks a bitch, and has no responsibility for the kid.
>Has a very rad Outlook on life
How oId are you?
This so fucking much
>18 year olds AND YOUNGER complain about no gf
>sit down in chair
lady: "so what'd you do over break?
me: "nothing much. just stayed at home and played games"
lady: "is that a band shirt? what kind of music do you listen to?"
me: "black metal, mostly"
lady: "is that like screamo?"
me: "ehhh it's hard to explain"
>silence for the rest of haircut
how the fuck are you supposed to converse when you don't do anything interesting and all your hobbies/media choices are part of niche communities? i share almost nothing in common with the average person
In these situations I talk about geography mostly. What neighborhood or town I live in, what cities I've visited, where I grew up, etc. People have connections to random places. Once you realize you both know something you can talk about that time there was a fire or that pizza place on that street.
>still get hair cuts with my 56 year old mother
>she talks to the hair dresser so I don't have to