Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1689. page

>>38634724
Wait, do you want help for it or are you just letting a person know?

>>38634770
I want to tell that person that i will be doing it soon, without him overreacting to get me sebt to a psych ward

>>38634803
If they care about you even slightly, I don't think that's possible.

Are you really sure you want to try and commit suicide? What's bothering you?

need to be at least 7/10

tall and strong

Not at all. You trannies and tranny lovers will bang anything at the drop of a hat.

>>38634625
I can't remember the last time I jacked off to 3D shit

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>>38634634
Go back to >>>/a/

retarded niggermonkey faggot

>>38634704
No, 3D women were a mistake and you fell for it.
Have fun supporting a morally corrupt, degenerate porn industry.

Become her friend and go for it in a few years

The fuck are you thinking?
>working with 14 year olds?
>working at 18 instead of going to college

Wtf is your problem dude?:

>>38634649
>browses /r9k/
>isnt a neet
Choose one

>>38634559
I wake up every day wishing I had died in my sleep the night before

Lots of normalfags and druggies, but the weather's nice.

>>38634586
Mind if I ask why?

>>38634547
>Assuming guys will look a your wee wee
Pathetic, man. Just take a piss and move on.

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>>38634568
>Implying I will ever enter a relationship or lead a normal fulfilling life because of the size of my dick

>>38634596
Do you wanna rub our clittys together anon?

are u at least uncut?

Robots are tall, and assholes. Definitely not.

>>38634522
They also sterilize normieraces that don't want to give them Neetbux. Soooo.... yes they are /ourempire/

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>INFP
>fav race in DoW vidya was Tau
>Hammerheads fav unit
wat wizardry is this

>>38634498
Why not both simultaneously

Both should be hung by their testicles. /thread

>>38634508
>>38634508
>Why not both simultaneously
This

No. Being the center of attention makes me uncomfortable

>>38634492

>tfw when I have comfy dream about me performing in a band in front of the entire school.
>crush is amazed by my skills.
>finish performing and go to see her.
>she goes to kiss me.
>wake up before she does.

>>38634518
Those feels bro

Guys always seem to bone press and then add an inch to their length so take away 1.7 from any dick length and you get their actual length

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Thought I had a 6 incher. Turns out a have a 7incher. Feels good man

This is why traps are better than women. As long as you hit a trap's prostate, he will orgasm and be satisfied as long as you don't have a complete micropenis. Smaller sized dicks are quite literally designed for prostate pounding.

#notallcrackers

>>38634416
Fuck people who defend white people.

>>38634398
>Implying black people like anyone else but other black people

I'm half Dutch half Spanish and I like everyone as long as you're chill and don't act like a fag.

Please, please, PLEASE, for the good of fucking humanity, quarantine yourself. Do not marry, do not have kids, do not befriend people who have kids or plan to have kids. Everywhere you go you make people's lives significantly worse. The least you can fucking do is minimize the damage your existence causes.

>>38634409
This plus stop being proud of being mentally handicapped

>>38634364
Really pedophilia is only a problem because we associate maturity with age. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to younger women, it is a problem to take advantage of them young or old when they are not completely conscious of the actions taking place, Having sex has a lot more depth than you realize. You don't need to stick your dick in things to let them know they are loved, fucking is a perversion, the act of sexual intercourse is not. Ie. To have children
Tldr; It's both logical and moral to wait for women to grow up before having sex with them.

>>38634354
I never really identified as straight edge but I guess I fit the criteria and hate druggies.

Drugs can be fun, but if it ain't your thing, don't do them. But for some it can be an experience that changes their life in a good way. Although there are waaaaay more people who abuse drugs, and fuck up their mental state

There's a difference between doing drugs and being an addict.
Robots aren't any better than drug addicts. Porn and internet addiction will kill you all the same.

>watching kiddy shit instead of reading facts about animals

You fucking make me sick.

>>38634448
>lol, nerd

Better to be a nerd instead a being a pop-sci loving faggot.

>>38634969
Okay, brainlet. Have fun watching your wacky fact of the day show, while real men learn and explore.

pretty good mann

Milky bag of salted coins

>>38634285
hire an escort and find out
easy mode