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>get BTFO on 4chan
>think of the perfect comeback three days later
Yeah, it would have been awesome if I had typed that.
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>BTFO someone on 4chan
>beta autist can't think of anything good to say
>humiliated he closes his window in tears
>fuck his waifu
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>>35186818
You can't fuck 2D. She will always remain pure.

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What's your favorite meme and why is it CLICK HERE TO ADD TEXT?
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>>35186730
delet this and those "niggas whomst" slides
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I thought the nigger memes would slowly fade away over the years and we'd have something better.

I was wrong. We're dealing with an advanced form of Niggotry

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/comfy/ minecraft server at:

mc.standardsurvival.com

>simple survival
>free/easy land claiming
>tons of robots


Il be chilling at spawn if anyone wants to join and play with me
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>>35186668
I'm assuming it's obviously not pirate friendly?
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>>35186751
i think it is, worth a shot
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bumping for comfycraft

probably original

Remember who you keep on living for

Pic related
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miuuuunaaaaaaaaa
watch over me
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>>35186523
>she's 3d
>we haven't spoken in several days
Why live

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I'm a 18 y/o male in California, any volunteers
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>>35186503
>I'm a 18 y/o male in California, any volunteers
what part of california
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>>35186503
can you fit within a kayak
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I can indeed fit within a kayak

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How does one start a revolution?
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>>35186459
persistence is the key, case in point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk
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baby i am the revolution. ;)
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>>35186459
have a catalyst then create a ripple effect, then build and maintain momentum

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What's your excuse for not studying today?
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>>35186399
Is that a real pic?

I respected him so much before I saw this. I looked up to him.
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you got me staring at a dick
das why
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>>35186399
its 5:40 am

ill be studying in 5 hours.

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"Your life ends when" thread. We post our opinion on when your life ends

I'll go first
Your life ends when you realize you are worthless
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Your life ends when you find 4chan
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>>35186319
Your life ends when you hit 30.

Honestly, its just a downhill from there in terms of everything.

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No matter how bad you think this place is. No matter how much you think you're wasting your life here:

Wage slavery is worse.
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Wageslavery is my only way out.

Or maybe it isn't, and actually it's suicide.
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>>35186324
There are other ways to make a living than wage slavery.
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>>35186352

I'm too stupid and untalented.

Some of us just have to accept our role in the herd.

>anon do like anonette
>say no because everytime i say yes it turn out someone is just fucking with me to make me feel bad
>turns out she really likes me
F U C K
U
C
K
also regrets thread
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95% of the time they will fuck with you if you say yes though
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>didn't put the work into college
Fuck, I would have been graduated with a job by now.
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>>35186183
This, normies are cruel

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>she queefs during sex
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>>35186131

if she queefs it means you have a pencil dick because there's alotta space in there for the air to queef.
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>ill never smell a girls queef

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post your known/unknown issues you have, discuss, and maybe help one another to know why youre like this

>as a kid i liked cartoons/books with one character being incessantly sadistic towards a disgustingly sweet/happy, weak, effeminate character
>eventually the sweet character forms a dependency on the abuser and the sadist feeds off of it

after typing it out i can safely assume ive always had some kind of narcissistic drive to feed off of another human and/or practically bully another being in a way feasible for me. ive been a lot less sadistic since i was a kid or even a teenager, only ever having violent urges when im at work or driving or in any capacity of somebody pissing me off at a time where i cant fight back without some external force bringing it right back at me. i wonder if these are the traits of a serial killer, a weak man, or both, not trying to be philosophical or anything. it doesnt help that i rarely feel empathetic and i cant feel enthused, aroused, happy, or even enjoyment unless the subject is extremely deranged perverse nature, its like im near constantly in a disassociative state.

whats your issues, anons?
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>>35186051
I'm pretty Iazy
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>Can't live in the real world at all
>constantly daydream and do drugs
>have deep involved fantasy worlds
>have done every major drug except MDMA
>hate reality
>daydreaming now
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I crave attention so I keep writing retarded shit to people who no longer want to talk to me when I'm drunk
Just noticed I wrote to a girl this weekend and I have too much anxiety to read what it was

>this is the suicide bound depression local train, the next stop is "fits of misery and self loathing" transfer is available to "NEETDOM" stand clear of the closing doors plz
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>>35185996
It'll never end until you take the plunge, anon
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>>35185996
Damnit, I missed "Masturbate and then stare up at the ceiling-ville".

Eh, I can transfer when I get to "Apathy town", I guess.
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>>35186028
>STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS THIS TRAIN CAN NOT DEPART UNTIL EVERYONE IS IN STEP ALL THE WAY IN REEE
>>35186045
>station closed due to construction, free shuttle bus available

Who has it easier in life, a kitten or a women?
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Western women don't get spayed. It's pretty friggin close tho.
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>>35186515
Great point, originality.
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>>35185958
kittens are always abandoned. women always latch on to the next chad that comes by

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i'm starting to realize that my inability to make friends is actually caused by my self esteem issues and warped views on interpersonal relationships caused by spending most of my formative years in isolation
what do I do about this
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>>35185809
kill yourself

Really though, gradually work your way into the world with small interactions, if you're young and haven't gone to college yet I recommend doing so. I was a complete NEET 6 years ago but now I'm at the point where I can go out to eat with normies one time before running out of things to say and wanting to go back home and play vidya.
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>>35185839
>where I can go out to eat with normies one time before running out of things to say and wanting to go back home and play vidya.

so basically it hasnt helped at all
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>>35185809
>warped views on interpersonal relationships caused by spending most of my formative years in isolation

i was homeschooled from sub double digit age, with my dad working until late at night. i was pretty much completely alone for most of my life

now i'm 23 and have a job, desu there's no fix we're fucked forever

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