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I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak french. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I've backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said I have a lot of flavour. I love my Macbook, but I also love my Macbook Pro, it has the word "pro" on it. Short for "prolapse". I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception are the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon, you have to realise there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist, and one more thing - if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you're a fucking idiot, get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
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>>35076113
So we looked at the data. We looked at the data and what we found surprised us.
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>>35076113
>I prefer tea to coffee
Most of the world prefers tea to coffee is this supposed to make you interesting?
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>sleep on the couch in the living room every night
>mom wakes up in the morning and passive aggressively makes noise in the kitchen and living room because she hates that i sleep on the couch but cant do anything about it
>pretend to sleep through her antics
>mfw she's seething with anger over it
bitch
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>>35076089
why would you intentionally sleep on the couch? i hate sleeping on couches
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Congrats on pissing off ur mum you sperg
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>>35076112
It's comfy, nice big suede couch, i watch tv and browse 4chan until i fall asleep at about 5am.
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FOOK DA MAYNSTREEM METEEYUR
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>>35076051
DUH MAYENESTUREAME
MEEEEEEDEEEEEUUURRRR
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>trump supporter
>/pol/ still bullies him
what a bunch of twats.
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>>35076051
>if i put what my opponents say in muh phrases it negates what they say
saged
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>mother found the shit homonculus
its over laddos
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>>35075873
>mum found the cum kraken
It begins
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>mom found your shit thread
youre grounded you little shit
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>>35075962
>mom released the shitposting sasquach
Is it over lads?
>go to local supermarket to buy vodka for my grandfather on russian vets rememberance day
>qt behind me purchasing some fruits and veggies
>cassier asks me wether or not I'm gonna celebrate tonight
>"No, it's a gift for my grandfather"
>QT says "Heh, it wouldn't be a gift had I bought those"
>Cassier smiles
>I reply "No, today is a russian holiday to celebrate people who served in the military"
>Look at both of them, no replies
>Say thanks and wish both a good day
I blew it, didn't I?
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>>35075866
>clebrating commie holiday
are you from Moscow Anon?
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>>35075866
Qt basically said fuck her grandpa, she'd down the vodka. What a shitty person, who cares what she thinks. I'm so sick of normalfags thinking their habits are quirky just because they're attractive, and could get away with saying they like to collect children's teeth.
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Cashiers don't talk to people, stop fucking lying
Hello, fellow robots. If you are a complete loner due to social anxiety and are not broke, have you considered going to a rave party?
I went to my first one with barely any expectations, but I fell in love, not just with the music, but also with the environment/atmosphere. What do I mean by this?
>over 90% of the people are so high/tripping that they literally won't remember almost anything from the party.
This presents a great chance to let go and dance, which, as a robot/cyborg I couldn't do before
>The music is VERY FUCKING loud.
This means conversation is entirely optional, no matter if you go alone or not. It literally never feels akward
>If you dance like a retard people either will love it and mimic you, ignore you or not even remember you
This is another reason why I felt comfortable enough to dance. Dances that would get you on cringetube in a club are considered cool here.
AND, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
>no pressure to talk to/interact with/kiss girls
Girls are here to dance 98% of the time. They will not stacy out, they're too busy shaking their ass.
Also, if you like drugs, there are plenty to be found there.
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>>35075822
I would remember myself dancing and hate myself though. Dancing is fucking stupid.
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>>35075851
Why would you hate yourself if there is no social shame dynamic involved?
Dancing might look really fucking stupid but it feels really fucking good, and it saddens me that it took me 20+ to really try it. And I mean dancing like you are the only human being in the world, and giving zero fucks.
I believe raves are the only place I can do this without self-cringing constantly.
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>>35075929
It doesn't feel good it feels stiff and foolish. I know I'm bad at it, i know i dislike it, i know other people dont want me to do it, it doesn't help loosen me up it only makes me more tense. Its the worst thing I can do to myself. The most kill myself worthy thing i can think of. The last time i did it is still stuck in my mind as one of the most embarrassing experiences in my memory that I still cringe at and beat myself up over.
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Why shouldn't I commit suicide
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I am a virgin. My 21st birthday is in a week and I want to commit suicide then. Convince me to not do it.
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are you american?
spend a week drunk, then off yourself. or at least the day after your 21st so you can get drunk on it.
if not i have no suggestions, go for it buddy
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>>35075781
If you want to kill yourself, go ahead and do it.
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>>35075781
why do you want to commit suicide anon?
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hey r9k
do you want 2 CDs?
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yeah i would love some physical media to clutter up my living space.
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>>35075770
No, 2 CDs is too many.
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>>35075836
SEE DEEZ NUTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOOTEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
TTG was the true robot anime.fight me fags
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>>35075768
I don't know if it's a robot anime but it's certainly a good one.
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>>35075807
the protagonist is basically the typical /r9k/ neet
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>>35075768
Probably my favorite anime.
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Fucking roasties. Trying to ruin my comfort food. Using whoreishsness to change restaurants.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/evangelist-for-veganism-wants-to-move-meat-off-greenwich-village-block-2017-02-23
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>>35075742
>living in New York
you knew this was inevitable. I've never seen a bigger cuck than De Blasio
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>tricks innocent restaurant owners into going vegan
>her shilling inevitably destroys their business
>she moves on to her next unsuspecting victim
>thinks she's doing a good thing and helping the world
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>>35075742
>visible nipples
Reeee
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You guys know of any places I can get my facial features analyzed and broken down for me?
Obviously I know of http://www.analyzemyface.com/ but I'm inquiring to see if there's anything else of potential use
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>>35075739
>You guys know of any places I can get my facial features analyzed and broken down for me?
The autism store
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You can post on lookism if you consider that legit enough for you
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>>35075837
>im autistic to care about looks
looks matter more than personality fagboi
get woke
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>I only date white gir-
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I don't think anyone on /r9k/ says this. None of us are really in a position to be that picky.
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>>35075726
I only date white girls.nice try goldberg
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>>35075774
Most say this, robots are shallow superficial hypocrite whores by nature.
Robot standards:
1. must be white, exceptionally attractive, or azn but very pale skinned and gorgeous, introverted, domineering but also polite and docile, caters to all of my sexual fantasies, and must be attracted to lazy ugly reclusive NEETs that live in their moms basement or else she's a shallow whore because a woman having standards is bad
You shallow cunts just want an alt-Stacy. Gas men, specifically robots.
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>guy in my class who I've hung around with for a while
>overweight manlet
>wouldn't really say I like the guy but whatever he keeps me company
>keeps going on about how he's gotten with various girls
>stories sound like shit out of a youtube prank video, which makes sense because he's very enthusiastic about fouseytube and such channels
>constantly going on about this garbage even though i've made it clear i dont give a shit about girls or his love life
should I just call him out on this? I don't want to break the guys heart but it's a real nuisance at this point.
he's also 22, just to further put things into perspective.
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>>35075677
>overweight
>manlet
Is he also balding/dumb? The trifecta of genetic garbage.
Anyway, call him out of it and greentext it here. Just for the keks.
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>>35075677
>Is he also balding/dumb?
bingo.
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>>35075677
Stop hanging out with people you don't like.
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>We create the next big social media platform
>Normies use it
>We use their personal stuff against them
>evillaugh.mp3
Start coding.
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*beep* *boop* *beep*
01010111010101011010010101010
I got the first line of coding done. Anyone want to pick up where I left off?
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>>35075634
Were going to call it
QuickChat
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>>35075634
unironically a pretty good idea
who'd take the inevitable fall for invasion of privacy though?
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>"Hey Anon, it's Mom. Dinner is going to be a little late. I, uh, have a...meeting. You can fix yourself something right?"
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>>35075509
>Mom
Jesus, how young was she when she gave birth to me?
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>>35075509
Im older than this girl
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>come on, anon. scrub mommy's back clean and hard.