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>>34150897
That really isn't even that much?

I at probably around there daily and I'm thin

>>34150897
You can eat all the shit you want as long as you burn more calories than you consume. If eating makes you feel good, then eat. Just do some exercise afterwards you Jabba the fucking Hutt.

i eat that much and im bulking

just start lifting bro :^)

uh-non

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It's ah-non, short ah.

>>34150748
an-ahn

>>34150736
>"Women see self-confidence as the most attractive trait in a guy."
not really but don't be beta and afraid to ask a girl out
>"Being funny and having a good personality trumps looks."
true
>"Your race doesn't matter as long as you have a good personality."
for normie girls this is true
>"You shouldn't 'try to get a girlfriend'. Relax, live life and it will come naturally."
this is true. you will know when you find the girl you want to be with forever.

>>34150736
Here's a secret tip that neither /r9k/ nor most normies know about:

Women have different tastes. There are traits in men that are generally attractive, like self-confidence and humor, etc. But some women care more about looks, while other care more about personality. I.e., the first three of those statements aren't ALWAYS true.

>"You shouldn't 'try to get a girlfriend'. Relax, live life and it will come naturally."

It's true you should be content to live life without needing a gf, but there's nothing wrong with trying.

>>34150906
Also, women have different tastes in physical appearance.

Some women like stereotypical buff Chads, some like skellingtons, hell some like "dad bods". Again, there are things which are generally attractive (clear skin, not being fat), but you don't necessarily need a chiseled jaw and cheekbones to find someone who's genuinely attracted to you.

>>34150696
lay off the ketamine mate

>>34150696
>babbys first existentialism

Did you try pot for the first time kiddo?

>>34150712
weed is for losers original

California state is a fucking shithole.Go deal with your pablos and rabbid niggers

>>34150675
That's only the south tho

North cali is a beauty few california-haters could imagine. There's probably less blacks here (outside of Bay area ofc, but Bay area sucks) than anywhere else thats not hillbilly redneck country. Beautiful weather, and the greatest forests in USA.

>>34150660
>I'm too lazy to say anything about the topic I want to discuss. Here's a youtube link.

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>>34150618
2/2 The second part of what she said. "I'm in another level"? What the fuck does it means?

>>34150669
She isn't attracted to you anon, jesus fuck man come on, there's no hidden meaning.
Also
>daughter

Really nigga. You know there are actual men who WISH they weren't caught up with another woman's children.

>>34150618
>you're on another level
This seems pretty clear: You are beneath her.

This is a pretty autistic confession anyway, you're whining like a little bitch. Only bitches and people on /r9k/ should whine like bitches.

part of becoming a better person is accepting the inevitability of death
not saying to kys or anything but theres always gonna be bad days or bad weeks or whatever, but the important thing is remembering the good shit

There's nothing, I mean nothing wrong with being alone. Some normies will make a big deal out of it cause they're too weak to carry themselves. I've seen few that are in relationships because their partner is an extra to their own happiness, and thus they don't really need a partner. Enjoy yourself anon, at the end of the day you are the only person responsible for your happiness. It takes time to learn tis, hell it hurts even, but everyday gets a little it better.

>>34150613
Oh, if only you knew.
I haven't had a good day in years. My life switches between bad days and ok days. I can't tell you the last time I felt good. It just doesn't happen anymore.
I can't sleep, so I stay awake for hours and hours making myself more miserable. For hours and hours I am completely alone.

It's gotten to the point now where my chest hurts constantly, I feel weak, and out of energy, boredom and tiredness plague my mind, and every day, every day it becomes so much harder to do nothing. I can't work I can't think I can't do anything. That's how much pain I'm in. I'm already fucking dead, I'm just waiting for my body to catch up with me.

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>>34150503
That's a pretty good question. I'd redo my life. I know exactly what I would do differently and be able to fix things.

>>34150503
how come I can't choose

>emit literally a half-gallon of semen when you cum

>>34150503
Redo my childhood, no question
maybe this time I won't be raped so much

>copy pasta NWO propaganda thread

Because she is part of an impoverished society that seeks to exploit the wealthy and increasingly politically disenfranchised first world middle class.

We would do the same in their situation, but that doesn't mean we should let it happen to us.

>>34150499
the first-world middle class only ever existed because of the abnormal situation after WWII, where all of Europe was destroyed, millions of young men died, automation wasn't yet a thing, and all the stars aligned to increase the bargaining power of unskilled labor. What we've been seeing for the last several decades is the economy regressing back to the mean.

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Deporting what, an American citizen?

>>34150410
>>34150410
Vaginas lubricate themselves. If she didn't orgasm, it her vagina lubricating itself.

>>34150564
It was a stream of liquid pouring out, not just a minuscule amount. It was clear, not thick and about half a cups worth.

>>34150564
Reread he said the liquid 'poured out'. Sounds like she squirted, OP.

>>34150290
>your gf
you proceed from a false assumption, anon-kun

stand up for her even knowing he will kick my ass. heart is more important than power

>>34150290
I'll knock the 5'9 manletcunt out

but wolf blitzer is like the most badass name ever

>trusting a kid names wolf
>trusting a kid named hunter

Dont do it men it almost always ends badly

tried to holler at little red riding hood
but shes like no i know better!

also the boy who cried wolf.. come on

Go grab a thing of Maxwell House hazelnut instant coffee. I don't really like coffee either, but I drink that shit at work because it tastes okay, plus is quick and easy to make. I usually get about 20 cups out of a $3 container of it.

>>34150276
Get a coffe with milk and sugar. It'll be sweet enough. Grin and bear it for the greater good.

>>34150276
>I drink Coke zero
Almost had me

>>34150194
Save the plants, eat animals

>>34150205
agdq, dude

>>34150211
l dont play computer games

>>34150170
No but I stopped talking to a girl because she was a cunt.

Fuck you, Kristen.

>>34150200
Is she ugly tho

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>>34150170
I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to a girl that wasn't in my family