My boyfriend is fucking an 18 year old tonight.
I'm sitting at home watching crap tv.
Any other cuckqueens?
How do you deal?
I'm sitting here taking care of my bf's baby. He fucked the mother earlier as she lives with us. Right now they're snuggling and watching netflix.
>>38629963
you have to be trolling jesus christ
>>38629963
Are you guys poly or something?
Do you fuck her as well, or are you just along for the ride?
Is there anything more pathetic than a man wearing a Superman shirt
>>38629884
Yeah a communist.
>>38629884
What if it's an actual picture of Superman?
>>38629922
Btw, Injustice and Snyder made me hate Superman.
Post what songs or artists you like/make you feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCkTRy-dz74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOfMgN6O40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3aDV4r6A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTkeSWCx7sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQePFyMc9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vO2ohtYvJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBroDRx_Gns
Aimee Mann - Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACPG9_01srI
classic american football song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rzkoag36I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqU7NKUnhg
song is too upbeat for the lyrics though
>applied for job to be security guard
>got called in for interview
>had a small talk and they gave me job almost immediately
>starting next week
What am I in for?
>>38629838
Night?
Mall or construction?
Details it's a very VERY variable job.
>>38629838
Stand in the corner all day every day doing nothing.
>>38629838
Literally nothing
Every person who I've talked to that's been a security guard says they do nothing
Good job pick anon
>tfw you remember people actually fall in love and have sexual intercourse
I honestly think sex isnt real, not joking
>>38629807
Nothing is stopping you from joining the rest of humanity in finding love and having sex except yourself.
>tfw you remember some men are regularly approached and hit on by cute girls
!!!!!
Daily reminder one day you will die and life will continue on without you and everyone will move on.
Let that sink in and interpret that as you please.
>>38629791
life will continue on without you, as well, because it is the cycle of things
such as how when the earth and the sun dies the universe will continue on until that itself dies and those cycles repeat
but you nor i can remember these cycles even though theyve probably happened an infinite number of times before and after so lets just make the best out of what we can comprehend now
Oh my god who cares you emo faggot. This is not a profound observation.
Thats why you should go to the nearest school and try to get the high score before you an hero
Hello.
My name is ernesto
I live in chicago
Im from mexico
My freinds name? Egwarto.
We both cholos
We usually ride solo.
but right now its a no go
We tryna sell a promo
they new toy yo yos
but keep it on that low low
we got a new hoe yo
we both call her jojo
her favorite drinks coco
choclate milk? eh. so-so.
i told her we had blow yo
then told her theres no blow
cause drugs are a no no
"drugs had to go, hoe"
"now get out of here! go! go!"
-Fire Spitter McSpecial 2017
So what you boys think?
>>38629773
The fuckoccino?
>>38629773
this post gave me polio
>Got back into Oblivion today, traveling around with the Adoring fan is comfy
>I have a sims legacy family that legitimentally interests me again. I feel legitimately proud for my sims acheivements
Looks like I have the coping skills I need until the summer ends lads.
because i will be dead for eternity
i would rather squeeze out a shitty life than be dead longe- oh
you know, being alive less than 100 years isn't that much when compared to eternity
maybe i should just kill myself
haven't watched all the anime yet
Finishing my backlog, waiting for the next Evangelion OVA, and waiting to see how Berserk ends. I imagine that I'll die of old before that happens, as It seems like the universe will experience heat death before any of the above occur, much less all 3.
>need cash quick
>no job
>apply for transcription work online
>have a pretty good wpm
>pass all qualification exams
>no work assigned
>still no money
Anybody else work in online transcription who can tell me when I can expect work?
Alternatively, how can I make $200 online without stripping?
Dude, I've been wanting to get in on this so badly. I've been doing Amazon mTurk, and I can type really fast, so I've been cranking out a lot of tasks. Unfortunately, I can only do about 100 tasks per day for the first 10 days, which adds up to about 10 dollars a day -- but once I get over that hump, I should be able to pull 50 or 60 bucks a day.
If you're having trouble finding work on these website, make an mTurk account. Not everybody gets cleared to make an account, and the review process takes a few days. Also, the review process is totally arbitrary. But the acceptance rate is pretty high, and you should be able to get in. Once you're in, search for Crowdsurf jobs, or just search for "transcription". You can expect about 6 dollars per hour, from my experience, but also think about the fact that you don't have to burn gasoline to get to work, or deal with other costs of having to travel to a job. It's basically minimum wage.
I'm a college kid, and I had surgery on my back this summer. My doctor won't let me work. Transcription is the only way for me to make somewhat decent cash this summer, and it's worked out really well. Hope it works for you, too, desu
>>38630707
This is the only time anyone on 4chan will refer you to reddit, but the mturk subreddit is really helpful from what I've heard.
The 80/20 rule isn't real, it's so utterly ridiculous I don't know if I laugh or cry honestly.
Go out of your room for once, go to a mall or any public place, and see how many averages and even ugly people have gfs and wives
If 80% of women went exclusively for 20% of men, that would mean for every 10 males, 8 would be virgins that would never have offspring, can you see how simple math proves my point?
If only Chad's could reproduce then why is the world mostly populated by averages and uglies? Why didn't these people die out already?
I expect a lot of retardation on your replies.
>>38629702
>If only Chad's could reproduce then why is the world mostly populated by averages and uglies?
People used to be even uglier in the past. Average is relative.
>If 80% of women went exclusively for 20% of men, that would mean for every 10 males, 8 would be virgins that would never have offspring
You literally have twice as many female ancestors as male ancestors. This is only possible if a smaller number of men were having sex with a larger number of women.
https://arxiv.org/abs/1203.6231
>>38629831
I am pretty sure a female+female does not work,so unless you are implying Chad fucked his daughter as well i am pretty sure it's 50/50.
>>38629982
You're either retarded or trolling. Hint: You don't have to stop at reproducing with one woman. You can reproduce with other women too.
How does /r9k/ feel about him becoming an hero?
I couldn't give less of a crap.
wow famous person died, big shit. Get over it. I'm not even trying to be edgy but people are so fucking retarded sometimes (all the time).
>>38629694
Happy, I hated his shitty band and shitty music.
3000 other people killed themselves that day aswell.
>you weren't born as a comfy Japanese citizen
>you will never have this comfy display in your shit hole vandalizing nigger country
fuck me!
>>38629465
the vending machines and the convenience stores were definitely comfy as fuck during my trip to japan
Damn I wish I had the opportunity to work 12 hour days so I could use those vending machines
>>38629487
but at least you could be comfy drinking your depression away, buying from a beer vending machine.
plus public drinking is legal there.
fuck canada.
I'm in that kind of mood, and I see there is no comfy threads here.
drop your comfiest, best feeling stuff
>>38629464
I need to ask this, sorry if stupid. How do I get comfy and relaxed? Been tyring to work on my panic attacks/anxiety lately but I have no idea where to start. :S
>>38629464
shameless original bump (originally)
>>38629499
try changing your lifestyle, what makes you relaxed? maybe change what music you listen to sometimes, take cold showers and go to bed early. this advice sounds cliche I know, but small improvements like that can add up.
there's no perfect cure for anxiety, but it seems to help me at least
Why don't you guys pick up an instrument? I've been playing guitar for almost 7 years now and it really helps when the depressing kicks in. Plus my parents don't think I'm a total waste of space and enjoy it as well.
I do. Currently working on a song. I'm kinda tired, tho. Been working on it for two days straight. I'll probably finish it tomorrow then polish through the week.
It's the only thing that makes me feel like I'm not totally fucking useless at everything.
>>38629401
I can't do it. I tried playing guitar. I'm not capable of having my fingers on each hand different things at once. I just get confused and lose track of what my fingers are doing.
In the process of learning what's some easy songs to learn for a beginner?
I think 4chan has fulfilled its duty now, and deserves to be put to rest considering all of the "infections" it's gotten on the few recent years.
Mass migration when, and where to?
>>38629351
The days of anonymous shitposting are coming to an end anon. There is nowhere to migrate to
here here blox
desu
?where is my genie?
>>38629351
Nothing is stopping you from going to reddit or 9gag. Stop being a follower and just go.