i hate normal;s re
>she fell for the penile Jew meme
>she actually has sex with men. has their children and raises them even after they leave her
>she isn't a lesbian
>implying lesbians have sex
I dare a lesbo to not use a strap on
Why don't you have a amazon-fu to crush you to death, /r9k/?
It's the best way to leave this world
cause i want te keep living
Will she ever do hardcore or is she just gonna be a pussy
watching GOOD ANIME in this rabbit room, get in here and lets get comfy boys
PLEASE tell me that this shitty board is this low in taste that you'd rather watch family guy and fucking self made vaporwave adult swim bumps than watch something thats actually good
please tell me this isnt so
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry
I have to do a self introduction in my class tomorrow. I need to talk about myself, my hobbies, likes and dislikes, etc for 1-2min. I have no idea what to say. Help me fellow robots, I do nothing interesting.
Honestly, nobody is listening and they're just waiting for their turn to speak.
Tell them your name, why you're interested in the course, and say you enjoy a hobby which isn't too weird, but not very notable either. Something like reading or exercising.
If you feel like making a joke, say something you dislike that'll resonate with everyone, like disliking how some people take up the whole pavement when walking or if the class has an examination, taking exams or tests.
>it's a "faggot cat pretends it can't fucking hear me" episode
Ever been cucked by a chad? Let's share some storys
>Working at McSlaves
>Coworker broke of with her bf
>start talking to her more
>shes taking the bait
>she asks me to bring her pizza while shes babysitting
>get her a pizza and drive to the house
>she kisses me when i give it to her
This is my first kiss
>ask her out
>she says yes
>fastforward to late april
>shes coming back from vacation
>shes been talking to me about another coworker a lot and about how cool he is
>day that shes back from vacation who does she go to hangout with?
>second day after shes back
>texting all day as shes unpacking
>around 8:00pm she stops texting consistently
>she says someone came over
>10:00pm she tells me that we should break up
>i try to remain friends with her as shes a nice girl
>fast forward 2 weeks
>she tells me that she cant talk to me anymore
>says that im a bad influence
>i ask why she would think that
>literally the next day
>her fb status changes to a relationship again
>mfw no matter how hard chad will win
I'll post pics of her if you guys want. We're always going to get fucked over by chad, is there any hope?
>I go on /adv/ and give advice to normies
>I'm actually a 27 year old KHV NEET with a shiton of other problems and disorders
>my life is one train wreck after another
>I'm literally the least qualified person to give advice ever
What the normies don't know won't hurt em....
lt's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
AIl the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane
but I'm not insane, my mother had me tested. Buzinga!
>girl says hi first
this hjappens and im fucking shaking and i get angry because first off
-i have no gf
-i cant talk to girl...
ok anons its time. i cant do this any more im done. they always make fun of me and i get mad they say donaldt trump stuff and im angry its all in my head i hate thisd meadication
>smoke weed anon, its cool and it makes yuou get the sex
khv im so mad right now i have no i always masturbate to cartoon im so fuckign doner
>im a khv and im stinky because no shopwer pee jar
>ppee pee jar is full and im jack ing off to the cartoon hentai its over i cant take it any more
because of how girls always harass me im done.
ask me anything.
What's your excuse for not trying, /r9k/?
I remember going on here 3 years ago, and after posting for the last time on this board, and seeing all the depression, i decided to change things. I'm currently not quite a normie, but I'd like it to stay that way.
I currently hold a job as a private cybersecurity contractor, making $125k/yr. I also have a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend, and am currently in college (so I technically moved out of my mom's house).
I also tinker around with various cryptocurrencies and stocks, making quite a bit. In fact, I sold 90% of my BTC a few days ago when the correction happened, and made over $30k in one night.
I wasn't always rich, I actually started out poor, making this a thousand times sweeter.
AMA, I'll help y'all out with anything within reason.
>tfw no nekulturny bf
Why would you want a
my boipussy could use a good pounding