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i hate normal;s re
>frogposting
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>>37722987
Whats the original pic ?

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>she fell for the penile Jew meme
>she actually has sex with men. has their children and raises them even after they leave her
>she isn't a lesbian
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>implying lesbians have sex
I dare a lesbo to not use a strap on

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Why don't you have a amazon-fu to crush you to death, /r9k/?

It's the best way to leave this world
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cause i want te keep living
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>>37722928
Because if i wanted to fuck whats essentially a man with a vag i'd get a prettier looking FTM.
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>>37722928
would let her choke me with her legs tfw no lesbian femdom gf why live

Will she ever do hardcore or is she just gonna be a pussy
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Would like that, but shes past her prime now

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watching GOOD ANIME in this rabbit room, get in here and lets get comfy boys

https://www.rabb.it/notafaggot99
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watching kimagure orange road and might watch some good shit later on, so join my room boys
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>>37722690
PLEASE tell me that this shitty board is this low in taste that you'd rather watch family guy and fucking self made vaporwave adult swim bumps than watch something thats actually good

please tell me this isnt so
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>>37722690
it's 3:28 AM and it's getting too late for me
good luck with your stream tho

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v73
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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I have to do a self introduction in my class tomorrow. I need to talk about myself, my hobbies, likes and dislikes, etc for 1-2min. I have no idea what to say. Help me fellow robots, I do nothing interesting.
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Tell them that you like lolis, traps, and shitposting on a Honduran finger puppet design pattern e-catalog.
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Honestly, nobody is listening and they're just waiting for their turn to speak.

Tell them your name, why you're interested in the course, and say you enjoy a hobby which isn't too weird, but not very notable either. Something like reading or exercising.

If you feel like making a joke, say something you dislike that'll resonate with everyone, like disliking how some people take up the whole pavement when walking or if the class has an examination, taking exams or tests.
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don't go
have some self agency

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>it's a "faggot cat pretends it can't fucking hear me" episode
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>>37722629
its another
>this bitch cat can calculate the length of my reach and sits exactly 2 inches past it and stares at me
issue

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Ever been cucked by a chad? Let's share some storys

>In January
>Working at McSlaves
>Coworker broke of with her bf
>qt3.14
>my turn
>start talking to her more
>mostly texts
>shes taking the bait
>she asks me to bring her pizza while shes babysitting
>nowsmychance.mp4
>get her a pizza and drive to the house
>she kisses me when i give it to her
This is my first kiss
>holyfuckingshithow.png
>ask her out
>she says yes
>fastforward to late april
>shes coming back from vacation
>shes been talking to me about another coworker a lot and about how cool he is
>itsfuckingchad.zip
>day that shes back from vacation who does she go to hangout with?
>itsfuckingchad.zip
>second day after shes back
>texting all day as shes unpacking
>around 8:00pm she stops texting consistently
>she says someone came over
>itsfuckingchad.zip
>10:00pm she tells me that we should break up
>i try to remain friends with her as shes a nice girl
>fast forward 2 weeks
>she tells me that she cant talk to me anymore
>says that im a bad influence
>i ask why she would think that
>itsfuckingchad.zip
>literally the next day
>her fb status changes to a relationship again
>itsfuckingchad.zip
>mfw no matter how hard chad will win

I'll post pics of her if you guys want. We're always going to get fucked over by chad, is there any hope?
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>I go on /adv/ and give advice to normies
>I'm actually a 27 year old KHV NEET with a shiton of other problems and disorders
>my life is one train wreck after another
>I'm literally the least qualified person to give advice ever

What the normies don't know won't hurt em....
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lt's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
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AIl the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane
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but I'm not insane, my mother had me tested. Buzinga!

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>girl says hi first

this hjappens and im fucking shaking and i get angry because first off

-i have no gf
-i cant talk to girl...

ok anons its time. i cant do this any more im done. they always make fun of me and i get mad they say donaldt trump stuff and im angry its all in my head i hate thisd meadication


>smoke weed anon, its cool and it makes yuou get the sex

khv im so mad right now i have no i always masturbate to cartoon im so fuckign doner

>im a khv and im stinky because no shopwer pee jar

>ppee pee jar is full and im jack ing off to the cartoon hentai its over i cant take it any more

because of how girls always harass me im done.

ask me anything.
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>>37722581
why would i ask you anything.You are a neet. A boring retard. That's it.
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>>37722637
i bet your mad at how epic fail you are... ok duide you dont have it as hard as me
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your post makes very little sense

>im so fuckign doner

ah this makes sense, kebab language

cheers

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What's your excuse for not trying, /r9k/?

I remember going on here 3 years ago, and after posting for the last time on this board, and seeing all the depression, i decided to change things. I'm currently not quite a normie, but I'd like it to stay that way.

I currently hold a job as a private cybersecurity contractor, making $125k/yr. I also have a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend, and am currently in college (so I technically moved out of my mom's house).

I also tinker around with various cryptocurrencies and stocks, making quite a bit. In fact, I sold 90% of my BTC a few days ago when the correction happened, and made over $30k in one night.

I wasn't always rich, I actually started out poor, making this a thousand times sweeter.

AMA, I'll help y'all out with anything within reason.
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>tfw no nekulturny bf
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Why would you want a
>nekulturny
bf?

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my boipussy could use a good pounding

any takers?
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You should kill yourself
Blox
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>>37722507
Stop posting other faggots you dirty faggot


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