>The only thing I care about is giving a woman pleasure, that's better than any pleasure I can feel!
>its much easier to keep dick clean and hygienical uncut cucks, besides women find it much more appeasing
>>35247510
so glad i have a vagina and i dont have to worry about having a dick
>LALALA JEALOUS ANT-EATER DICKS I LOVE THAT MY PARENTS WENT OUT AND MADE THE DECISION TO CUT MY FORESKIN OFF AS A BLOOD SACRIFICE TO ALL-MIGHTY YAHWEH NOW MY DICK LOOKS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN LALALA
Reminder that the "attractive" teacher you had likely had sex with a Chad student at some point
>>35247504
Probably fucking not
>>35247504
Reminder OP doesn't go outside
I never had a teacher i wanted to fug. Feels bad.
Give me one REAL reason why you wouldn't eat girl farts.
Pro-tip- Its impossible to do so
is there a market for girl farts stored in bottles
>>35247487
Japan as always is leaps and bounds ahead
i suppose E.coli is a sufficient reason.
>"Gosh anon, I told you going out in the rain was a bad idea. Don't worry I'll give you some hot chicken soup and take care of you, just stay in bed all day and get better, okay?"
>going out in the rain without a coat
>allowing someone to carry hot chicken soup (a potential weapon) in my blindspot
>allowing a women, of all things, into my danger radius
>having a 'bed' in the conventional sense
0/10 do not relate to this situation at all
>>35247465
Why must you do this to me, anon?
>>35247465
>o-okay, sorry.. i-ill try not to do it next time.. just for you..
>tired to the bone
>cant sleep
>>35247454
>tired all fucking day to the point I almost drift off at my PC
>lie down in bed and turn off the lights
>wide awake
I got a bunch of codeine and such in my medicine cabinet cause I never really use painkillers when doctors prescribe them,
im tempted to use them to fall asleep but i fear developing an opiate dependency.
go for a /nightrun/ and poop yourself out
Who else here a /poorfag/
>have a shit PC
>living a shit country
>living in a small and poor village
>no neetbux
All what I do every day is play cs go or watch anime
>>35247437
>shit pc
>plays csgo
isn't that good enough?
>>35247437
My house is really broken down and I live in a poor as fuck area
It sucks
>>35247497
CS go runs on a fucking potato, I might even be able to play overwatch but I have no money to buy it
boys, i really need some chips but leaving my house is not easy. what do?
>>35247421
Chips or french fries?
>>35247440
Just some doritos. I think its like two bags for $6 at my 7 11
>>35247421
ask mom
Why don't you get a mulatto gf?
Same reason I dont get a white or black girlfriend.
They wouldnt want me.
>>35247363
I really, really, really wouldn't want to deal with a black in-law. No fucking way.
I dont like black women, even half black and you gotta watch yourself. funny enough I'm probably gonna end up creating a mulatto
Anyone else on the /coconut oil/ meme?
>it helped me lose weight
>it stopped or at the very least slowed down my balding
>it helps with my shitty dry skin
>it gets rid of all the blackheads on my nose
>it stops bad breath
>more importantly it cured my crippling depression
>>35247346
My moms into it, told me tumeric mixed with the solid oil works good on the skin and acne
Well, it does say extra virgin on that label after all
i just use it as lube.
works great.
How many chairs are in your room?
>>35247329
One, plus a bed. What more could you want, really?
>>35247329
Two cgairs. One for the computer and the other for reading, writing or drawing.
>>35247329
I don't have any chairs in my room, I sleep on a couch with my monitor on the card board box that I use for a table.
>mods on /r9k/
Moot was right to delete this fucking board
we need to /nuke r9k/ again
>>35247322
agreed, nobody even uses the robot. time to merge back to /b/.
>>35247383
>agreed, nobody even uses the robot
mods should enforce this
I don't know why they don't
start handing out life bans from /r9k/ for every shitfuck who types "ori lmao xD"
>>35248799
Do you report them? Because I do.
Dear fucking Christ robots I've just been assaulted by what I can only call the nigger of the bug kingdom. I was just playing vidya in my big boy blankey and felt a tickle on my left arm. And what the fuck do I see to my left but a god damn wolf spider. I'm a huge arachnophobe after being bit by a brown recluse and having my right arm have a huge hole in it for weeks so I flip out scream and throw said blanket on the ground whilst simultaneously stripping to the nude. I threw the blanket in the Hall but I'm sure the fucker is in my room somewhere under my bed or in my clothes I leave everywhere. Help I'm in the nude wondering what to do now.
TL;DR
>Spider just triggered me and I'm now nude in the living room not knowing what the fuck to do.
>>35247266
>nigger of the bug kingdom
What are cockroaches? Are you Australian?
>>35247266
You sound like a fucking wimp.
>>35247266
I'm sorry. Spiders truly are scary. Be careful, there could be more.
>Heyy It's anon!
>I haven't seen you since highschool, you didn't change at all hehe.
>Do you still like those pokeymens and stuff?
Wat do?
>>35247258
laugh in their faces because they are still vapid whores, and in four years their lives will go to shit
>tfw still play pokemon
I'd remind them that in 20 years they will no longer be competitively viable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqKD5q7h6Oo
GIRUGAMESH
the bot stifles fun
rip old /b/ you cancerous bowl of autism, you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
>Finally get an interview
>Recruiter wants me to email her a copy of my resume
>ACCIDENTALLY send tranny nudes instead
>>35247138
hahahahahahahahahahahna get rekt faggot
>>35247138
an interview for what?
>>35247138
no way really?