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Did someone ever gave a Cat Xanax ?
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I gave my cat a spaghetti noodle once. It took like 5 minutes for it to eat it all. It was cute :3
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Yes. Piece of shit didnt move until this day. Maybe I should go to a vet
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>>34074914
Soo no xanax ?
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>start making out with mom
>your hand moves up her shirt >you start fumbling with the clasp on her bra
>"Here, anon, let me."
>she undoes the strap and her two supple breasts tumble out
>"Does anon want milky?"
>you nod enthusiastically
>your erection is pressing so tightly against your jeans that it's almost unbearable
>she giggles, "Maybe mommy wants some milky too...some man milk."
>she begins to undo your belt and your erection springs forth like a caged lion
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>"It's big," she says.
>her head goes down and you feel warm wetness wrap around your cock
>you groan in pleasure and thrust your hips up until you're balls deep
>she gags on your shaft and laughs when she comes up for air
>"Easy there, tiger."
>You start kissing again and she moves your hand to her chest.
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>"You want to be inside me now?"
>you nod
>she shifts he legs and you notice for the first time that she isn't wearing underwear
>she straddles you and whispers in your ear so her breath tickles your neck, "You know I've been waiting for this."
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>>34074971
t. fat basement dwelling neckbeard
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>tfw 18yo
>tfw 5'4
why
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>>34074795
It's ok, guys like short girls.
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>>34074795
>tfw no short bottom bitch bf to spoil
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>>34074795
You were meant to be a girl. Transition my friend
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You take your gf(male) swimming and this happens.
What do you do?
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Fucking GROSS, get shot in the head you psycho
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>>34074791
Not a trap but I have legitimately gone swimming in a girl's swimsuit.
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>>34074791
your supposed to piss before you get in the pool you stupid slut
>spank
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>finally starting to get my life kind of in order
>join a gym
>not going hard, taking it easy for first 3 weeks
>lung collapses (spontanous pneumothorax) after a work out
>in a hospital with a tube in my lung now
>doctor basically says to take it easy with the gym so it doesn't happen again
>mfw
Why?? Why does life just slap me in the face every chance it gets? I'm a 21 year old dude with a child's body and a face only a mother could love. Was bullied at school to no end, had almost no friends. Failed high-school because i basically spent all my time in bed. No day went by without thinking about death.
Finally say fuck it, find a job, reconnect with old friends, install tinder, try to get in shape.. and this.
Maybe I'm overreacting but I think this is it. I'm done trying.
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>>34074694
>go on webmd
>the major risks for "spontaneous pneumothorax": be a "tall thin male" and "smoking"
>am 5'11" and skinnyfat, so I probably won't ever be cucked by my own lungs like OP
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I feel you brother.Same stuff happens to me every time.I'm done with this world also.
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>>34074694
Get your testosterone levels checked while you're there, low-t is a life ruiner.
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Is it normal to snort cocaine and feel sleepy?
Also:>plz tell I'm not the only robot doing adult drugs
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>>34074668
You might have ADHD or something. Like how they give the retarded kids meth, I mean adderal, which is a stimulant, but it actually calms them down.
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>>34074728
Correct answer here.
>do coke
>talk about my feelings
>go to sleep
Honestly not bad at all but definitely not normie reaction.
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>>34074668
Coke is a shit tier drug anyway, waaay to expensive, and not even that fun of a buzz. Ever done shrooms or really good ectasy? Good ectasy is easily the best drug imo. Coke is okey if you can afford the constant use
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How fast can you type, /r9k/?http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu?lang=en
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>tfw too slow to type fast
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58 WPM
you'd think I would be faster from dicking around on the internet 16 hours a day, but I guess not
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someone post the webm of the fast, single finger typing guy
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"look at him, he's disgusting"
"yeah lets make hime sniffe our farte"
"hey come here u disgusting pige"
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
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>>34074645
Why is the nigger here?
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>>34074664
That aint no nigger, nigger.
That's a coco girl
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farting just is not hot if the girl isn't fat
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>Signed up for useless course
>Thinking about switching out
>Teacher is a qt and it makes me not want to switch out
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>taking quantitative literacy
>6 assignment's due by next Saturday
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>>34074590
You are weak. Have you learned nothing, boy? You should value your time more than some random roastie who won't give you the time of the day. If you just wanna see someone beautiful just use Google Images and you're set. Use your time on school to do something productive.
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>>34074656
>literacy
>assignment's
>'s
heh
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Is everyone just faking it? 2017-01-11 11:35:04 Post No.34074587
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Is everyone just faking it?
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2017-01-11 11:35:04
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Pretending to be happy, pretending to not be degenerates, lying in public and even on the Internet, lying about liking modern society? Are we all lying about wanting this arrangement we have now and then outcast people who truly speak their mind while thinking the same as them? Every really honest person I've ever met were depressed and hated being around more than a couple people at once. How miserable is everyone really inside? It seems as if the only reason why this castle of cards stays up is because we all pretend there's an actual foundation.
I find it hard to believe that truly people who are engaged to modern society aren't empty inside and depressed while those who seem to be happy are the best at faking it.
We live in an Era of mass delusion.
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>>34074587
I think I just passed the test
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H-Holy...i want more
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TRULY MAKES YOU
T H I N K
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WOW YOU ARE SO SMART AND NOT LIKE THE REST OF THOSE '''''SHEEPLE'''''!
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Are Dragons sad,because they cant blow out candles?
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are you sad because you are incapapble of posting something funmy?
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>>34074670
Don't listen to him
>>34074573
I thought you were funny
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>>34074573
Are you sad because you used the wrong Pepe?
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just spent 1 hour under my boyfriends desk worshiping
>he was playing hearstone when he called me over
>tfw he let me go at it while it was his turn
>tfw he would grab my head when it was his opponents turn
>suck his balls during matchmaking
Best time I had in a while. My legs are cramped as fuck though. He called me a good girl so it was worth it.
Recently He has gotten me into hearstone as well, but I feel like I have no chance against decks with 4+ legendaries. Is this game pay to win? Should I just stick to sucking dick?
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>>34074552
>Is this game pay to win? Should I just stick to sucking dick?
yes to both
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this is a /drug/ thread now
my favorite drug is somehopsice-grade morphineI've been sipping on, like 10ml morphine per .10ml of solution and I've got 22ml of the stuff
been puffing on this propane extracted oil from colorado too, which is pretty fuckin clean
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>>34074552
Boy or girl?plz be my bf
Is makeup the equivelant to false advertising?
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THHICCC
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>>34074551
belly belly belly boop
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what r u buying a car dipshit
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Why the fuck arent you shooting nazis and capitalist pigs in War Thunder with your superior T-34 right now?
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>>34074494
>implying i'm not playing warthunder at this very second
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>>34074494
>shooting nazis and capitalist pigs
and why would I want that?
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Because I'm scared it's been out too long and I won't be able to get in with the community.
post your favorite alcoholic drink
pic related
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>>34074486
I've been an alcoholic for years but I'm feeling pretty over it lately. I drank yesterday but not too much. This is the first time I've had somewhat regular days where I just don't feel like drinking since I can remember. I drink Budweiser because it's cheaper than crafts but better than any of the other cheap shit.
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>>34074995
how do you even get drunk with lager
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>>34074995
>tfw a 12 pack of PBR and a pack of Winston Golds has been my daily ritual for 4 years now.
I wish it was warm so I could just stay out on my little porch all evening without going in.