Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3643. page

>>37897247
my first course of action would probably be to smack my dick on those big nigger tits.
Post more bondage nig bitches

withdraw the tobacco pipe from my waist satchel
and begin to puff it thoughtfully

> tfw you have a robot hick bf
> often wonder how much he's thought about fucking "nigger pussy" or licking dark negro titties
> tfw I'm certain it's 98% of every sexual encounter
as long as he never says out loud I guess

My dad has it and I read about 8 of the rules before getting bored. The author paints everything about the entire world in too much of a power struggle. Theres some tips in there that'll help in just handling interaction better, but you'll also quickly realise the rules begin to blatantly contradict each other and it basically comes down to "just analyze the situation correctly".

>>37897302
>>37897210
Honestly, the book is anything but boring, I kinda liked reading about the history.
That being said, it is kinda bs, it's worth entertaining certainly but not adhering to.
Also, consider that some of the author's stories (specifically the one's about Zhuge Liang) are actually fictional, wouldn't trust an author who won't even check the validity of his sources.

>>37897302
>>37897475
Dammit, so it doesn't work! Oh well.

Sometimes I really wonder how much blacked paid for this ad campaign. They have to have a decent parent company or something to afford it.

>>37897228
The Jews pay for everything. You think a bunch of niggers can start something like this?

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>>37897228
differnt guy than the one ur responding too, but I gotta say BLACKED.com really is a pretty decent websight for high quality pornographic videos

They have a TREMENDOUS amount of content, all of it HD 4K, the scenes are all very well produced with fantastic lighting, and they pick very pure sweet looking girls, which only makes them being degraded by a massive BBC hotter ;). In addition to that the cost of a subscription to BLACKED.com is cheaper than comparable "big name" pornographic websights such as Brazzers or RealityKings.
Especially if you get combo deal for TUSHY, BLACKED, and VIXEN.
While BLACKED.com is certainly the "flagship" if you will, the other web sights have equally good production value and comparable female talent

>>37897196
that sounds like a very nice idea, I have no suggestions myself though... hence why I'm interested in joining.

Who is he? He looks interesting.

>>37897196
Start going through Jordan B Petersons reading list.

>>37897194
Roasties are whores, exterminate all roasties
Chads are popular men who have had multiple relationships, exterminate all chads
Normies are those who aren't robots or chads, exterminate all Normies
You're gay and stupid

>>37897194
What happens in 84 minutes?

Do it you faggot we need a new hero

>>37897130
hi I'm captain get the fuck off my board.

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>>37897141
You can't fool me Captain Stick-in-the-Mud, I know you when I sees you

>>37897130
Capt. Cuckbeard

>>37897123
just go to your college anime club

The faggot in the far left single handledly ruined the show

>>37897183
Last I heard there was a lot of drama at my community colleges anime club. Their elitists and kick people out all the time.

>>37897118
Therapy is a meme and pseudoscience, I went to a therapist for 4 months, did nothing but make me feel worse.

It was $200 a month just to bitch to someone who would never understand a robots plight

>>37897118
i know this feel. sometimes i prefer to wallow in the misery because it's an excuse for being such trash

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Wahahahaha ANON holy shit haha get stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON DRUGS!!!! You've got to get high and jack off!!!!

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It is a man's god given right to stroke his meat...

>>37897119
I just hit 1 week

Kill me

Don't be shy, please post you're gf.

Surely one of you has an ideal gf?

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Age:19

Personality: Esoteric, personally "enlightnened" loves nature, sights of it all, away from people in general, loves the night and rain of course.
Build: Generally toned legs and a flat stomache with small breasts

Height:5'5

Eyes: Green, brown, blue. Basically any

Hair: Ginger

Skin: Light facial freckles and pale

Very understanding about a variety of subjects, takes good care of herself, spontaneous and loves going outside to do a balayage of things...

Listens to chill music such as this with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSU1eFxgr68

Loves the colder climate and the forests. Christian, but knows about magick and spirituality

I'd love her because she is myself

I just got back actually. Did chest and back today since I skipped yesterday. School just let out apparently though so it was swamped with teenagers doing muh bicep curls.

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Cause it's nice out and hot high school girls are out of school running around all the time.

Because I hate working out and I hate gyms.

>>37897051
It's time to go originally back to /b/ friend.

What did/are you studying? Where are you looking? You know, more details OP? Also, if it's summer where you are, it's an okay time to be homeless.

>>37897040
next year will be my last year in Bachelors of Physics, I live in a small city, not so many job offers, I've been going around the city for weeks now talking to everyone, but nothing

I just really don't know what to do, I'm going to get kicked out in 8 days

>>37897124
Does your city have the equivalent of a temp agency/job center?

If not, you might have to seriously consider sucking dick for rent money

so are you a gay guy that wants to raise a kid?

>>37897092
R u talking as an single guy?

>>37897092
ask another guy who wants to raise a child to have gay marriage with you

adopt a baby girl or boy