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What's your opinion on eating ass?
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>>34745498
i love the smell of a big, musky ass in my face. it's the only time i truly feel alive as a man.
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Ask the chick who ate mine senpai.
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I always was scared/doubtful until I actually tried it, surprise it was actually pretty good
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here is your daily reminder to keep hydrated
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Ty helper desupai
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>>34745491
Thanks OP. I will brew myself a pot of tea to stay hydrated.
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reminder that staying hydrated isnt just drinking water you need salt and electrolytes in there too ya know!
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lets be honest pussy is ugly looking 2017-02-09 09:34:02 Post No.34745471
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lets be honest pussy is ugly looking
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if you cut every bit of this ass and just left the pussy you wouldnt be aroused
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>>34745471
i've got some news for you pal...you might be gay
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>>34745489
cum tribute this then
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>>34745516
Kek wtf I'm gay now
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Do they still love me?
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>>34745413
Asking again I guess
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>>34745413
Will I get a qt3.14 curvy nerdy dirty white girl soon
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>>34745420
Fuck you
Will we get back together?
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Guys, I can't sleep because it seems I have a permanent urge to piss. I woke up today in the middle of the night, took a piss, went back to bed. 5 min after, I had a sudden urge to piss. Went to the bathroom, pissed just a little bit. 5 min later, same thing. Pissed only a few drops. This urge just doesn't go away. It doesn't hurt or anything, so I don't think it's infected.
What could it be? I'm so fucking worried and I can't sleep because of the need to pee.
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it actually could be an infection. i had the same problem with no pain turned out to be a uti and i needed antibiotics, but you can try and get rid of it by drinking tons of water and peeing nonstop it surprisingly works
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>>34745331
It is a uti. Get some antibiotics from a doctor. DON'T let him talk you into getting cut.
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>>34745331
It's stress/anxiety. I went through the same thing back in highschool. It always feels like you have more, even right after you just pissed. The only way to over come it is it ignore it or keep your mind busy so you the urge goes away. I remember I would constantly be leaving class to go piss, ony for a few drops to come out, then having to go back like 5 minutes later. It's strange.
but it could also bee what >>34745369 said.
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>Daddy, why is mommy hitting us again?
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Well, sweetie, daddy is a masochist with no self-esteem. Being hit makes him feel good. And mommy regrets having you, so she takes out her feelings on you as well.
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>>34745355
t-too real
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because mommy is a piece of shit and daddy never lived up to her expectations. Sorry honey, suicide is your only escape.
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Post your illnesses, defects, and disorders in this thread. Talk about how they effect you and your life if you're up for that.
For me, it is idiopathic hypersomnia. Basically my entire life was ruined until I was 22 and the diagnosis was made. My case was particularly bad; normal people (not normies, just normal people) show the first signs of sleep after unconscious in 15+ minutes. I show signs of sleep within 30 seconds of unconsciousness.
Now I'm a slave to modafinil. If I forget to take it, my week is fucked as I try to battle sleep deprivation and resetting a sleep schedule. If I stay up past 10, because I wake up around 5 or 6, my week is fucked.
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Please tell me what's wrong with you.
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Forgot to use the other IP.
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>>34745282
Schizotypal or something along those lines, I don't know. I used to be well-balanced and able to learn things but now I'm just a paranoid burnout who still appears perfectly normal on the outside.
>Things that male you want to kill yourself
Ywn fuck Samus
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>New retro metriod game never ever
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>ywn get fucked by a futa
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>>34745218
Pretty much every original thing.
Especially when I get muted.
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Daily reminder that no attractive girl will ever want to date a loser like you.
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>>34745148
Daily reminder that you peel tomatoes for a living
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Keep it just
>no girl will ever
You don't need to make it more unbeliavable than it is.
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Daily reminder death is an inevitability that makes everything you do while alive completely obsolete
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>another gf dream
why must I suffer like this? she was really cute too
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>>34745118
Maybe this could be your future, OP.
But if you want change in your life, you must want TO change.
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>>34745273
I (not OP) want to change. I DON'T WANNA BE THE ME I WAS, I WANNA BE THE ME OF THE FUTURE, THE ME OF HAVING A GF! NOW!!!
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Try to realise that no girl especially an attractive one will ever want to be even near you
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Realistically, how do we return to sanity?
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>>34745099
We don't anon..We don't
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>>34745099
I agree with all of this but
>beauty
...Does whoever compiled that sign not understand that beauty is a lottery? You're either born with it or you're not. You can't just learn to be beautiful or acquire beauty like a skill or trait (unless using surgery or heavy makeup, but then that's not modest).
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>>34745153
did you even read the words past 'beauty' or were you far too triggered and just had to immediately post?
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>want to get laid / be non virgin
>I was born a red haired white male with Asperger
J U S T
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What does your hair look like? Do you have glasses? Gingers are my fetish.
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>>34745097
it looks red, you fucking retard.
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>>34745119
Well post a picture, nigger. Is it straight, curly, long, short or what?
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come join the /aus/ server
plenty of robots to meme with
some normies have meetups (melb especially)
deepest lore discord
https://discord.gg/3tD3UMc
non-aus and roasties not welcome
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lore isn't that deep
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Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Aw year...
Hmmm...
Muh textured spaces of the mind
Hmmm...
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>>34745106
say that to me irl not on online see what happens faggot
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Why don't you take advantage of cosmetic surgery, robots?
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>>34744976
You joke but Tom Cruise ascended from incel to Chad through some really good facial reconstruction surgery.
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>>34745016
Pic related, compare this to his prime aesthetics.
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>>34744976
Hmm, I'm not quite so sure about that, OP. Can I get a quick rundown?
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>little brother starts going on about MGTOW autistic shit
>try to explain to him that he's a fucking faggot and that snuffing yourself out of the gene pool is the most beta thing a man can possibly do
>he starts going on about pseudo-philosophical bullshit about how it doesn't make a difference after he's dead anyways and starts ranting about women fucking men over in divorce court
Looks like another white man has decided to quit. The kike have won.
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Could you tell your brother about r9k and then leave this place yourself, please OP?
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Having children is his own choice, why do you care? Also he's right, it all returns to nothing in the end so no matter what decision you make it means nothing in the grand scale of things. Fuck, don't fuck, heat death of the universe will still occur.
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Dude.
You're on /r9k/.
You're never going to have white kids.