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Post your stories of successful transitions from being a NEET to being employed/student.
>only 10th day of being a NEET and it gets me more depressed
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>>38261230
Mines not much of a story. My dad knew the maintenance boss at a golf course that I live next to. He called him up for me and said that I would work up there if he had a spot. I got lucky that they needed a lot of people up there. Was instantly hired and work there to this day.
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I was NEET for 4 years and then got a menial job in retail. Wouldn't exactly call it a success. I vastly preferred being NEET. Been employed for a couple of years now and my life is the exact same except now i have to expend energy doing mind numbing labor most days.
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>>38261325
Any social life?

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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>38261225
Good, that faggot devoted half his life to pushing the stupid American psuedo puritanism that has brainwashed people into thinking men are all rapists, only men are rapists, and that wanting to fuck sexually developed teen is bad. Hope he gets his asshole ravaged in prison.
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>>38261289
He might get away with it though.
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This is very old meme.

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>back home from spending weekend at boyfriends house
>now back home alone and depressed
FUCK
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>>38261201
>Boyfriend
You are not depressed... You are such a vile fiend to say being happy isn't enough
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>>38261201
I don't understand normies. "I'm spending 2 seconds away from mah BF/GF MAN i'm so depressed."
At least you have someone who you love that loves you back. Stop being so sorry for yourself
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>>38261201
You don't know what real suffering is faggot..

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What do you guys think about Ksenia?
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>>38261195
Cute. I'd date her
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>>38261195
>ear gauges
>nose piercing
>eyebrows

4/10, she has a nice face but she ruined it with modifications and bad makeup
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Do you think she's fucked up enough to do a Facial Abuse scene once she turns 18?

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I've heard white girls worship BBC?
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>>38261074
They do. All white residences I've been in have had at least one BBC shrine
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>>38261074
I'm an asianboi and I wish I looked like Asa Akira so I would ride BBC all day.
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>>38261116
Then go on HRT and get cute so you can suck all the dick you want you fucking vermin

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When was the last time a female (other than family) told something nice about you, and what was it ?

7 month ago : "You smell nice anon"

I still think about it
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"It's unusually thick for your age, you really take good care of it"

my dentist about my enamel
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I-i can't remember
I don't think a girl has ever said anything nice about me
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>Your handwriting is neat
Primary school really is the high point of a person's life

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friendly reminder that romantic love doesn't exist, and you aren't missing out on anything good aside from sex
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>>38260877
Me amd my gf have romanic love and then rape sex, i hurt her and choke her out
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>>38260877
thanks for speaking the truth.
Any staunch defenders please explain the difference between romantic and platonic love without including any sexual behavior (including kissing and cuddling)
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>>38260987
romantic love is bullshit anon, but i'm glad you too enjoy fucking each other

just don't develop bullshit feelings for her anon

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Is it bad that I drive this car? What does it say about me?

Pic is from google, but it's the same model and color.
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>>38260860
many robuts dont drive. youre well enough ahead.
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>>38260860
it's a very questionable choice
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>>38260887
It's not too feminine, is it? People tell me they expect a teenage girl to hop out of the car.

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>want to lose weight
>realise it will take me over a year of constant exercise and dieting to lose the 120lbs I need to lose
>lose motivation and don't bother
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Who says you have to do it in a year? If you make less drastic changes it will take longer but it might make it easier to stick to.
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>>38260778
The man in Australia who went on an all potato diet lost 117 lbs in a year. No oil/butter, cheese. No animal products basically. Only potatoes (all varieties) and some sauces and seasonings. Give it a Google search, it's worth it
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>want to lose 15lbs
>love junk food and hearty meals too much
>would take me at least a month if I go on a diet or exercise
>not even fat anyway
Eh, I can't be bothered

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ITT: I am about 2 weeks into my no fap and I've decided it's time. Will blow my load to whichever picture gets dubs
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>>38260729
Come and have a go if you think you're edgy enough
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>>38260729
Fertilize the Jamahiryia with your green seed.
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>baby needs cummies

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Is boipussy really that good or is it just a meme?
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>>38260709
It's a meme in the sense that most straight people will be incredibly uncomfortable fucking a dude even if they are within 10 percent of fully passing as female.

You'll be able to fap to it without problems but should you actually meet a trap/tranny there's a high chance you won't be into it unless you're at least somewhat bi
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>>38260907

Robin was natalie mars roommate and he confirmed it is a meme.
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>>38260709
"boipuccy" is just a word for "asshole". Everyone has an asshole. Traps do, men do, women do. There's nothing special about "boipuccy". If you're attracted to traps, there is something legitimately wrong with you.

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>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your eIectronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? Follow me, the police are waiting for you."
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>>38260674
Oh, I don't think so...
*gives firm handshake*
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All I've got with me is a crossbow, a rifle, no scope - I don't have the 700 for the scope - some heavy armor, a LAM, this beer, a smart lockpick is always handy, a nanotech tool, my knife, 10mm ammo, tranquilizer darts, a pistol and an electric prod.
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>>38260674
>he doesn't want to disgust normies with his weird porn

Officer Dickhead wanted to see my g/fur collection so badly, let him reap what he sows.

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Check out my podcast. It features religion, philosophy and conspiracy theories straight from the brain of a foolish ape.

https://youtu.be/1-mIRC_owik
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your content is autistic but your voice is kinda hot
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>>38260933
Thank you. I'll take both of those as a compliment.
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>tfw am not Chad Thundervoice

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When did you realise that apatheism is the best way of life?

I am 22 today and still a virgin, not because I am ugly, but I never tried to find a gf and nobody pressured me into it. I never felt like finding one and I just don't see the point. I'm not antisocial and I have quite a few friends so I don't feel lonely. I have finally stopped being a NEET after a year so finishing university and finding a good job is the main priority for me. I have been trying to improve myself for my own sake.

Seriously, just stop caring about women so much, they are not going to make you happy and not worth all the worrying, the only person who can make you happier is yourself. Find a hobby you have a deep interest in instead.
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>>38260591
How fat/tall are you?
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>>38260851
Right now
193 cm
98 kg
It was way worse a year ago
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i had a deeply interesting hobby for many years
then one fateful day i noticed the weight of the years of lovelessness piling up outside the gate bulging in
and died when it crashed through

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I have a job that I go to 3-4 times a week but I spend every day outside of that alone in my room... I feel like I've developed slight psychosis and there is no hope of me to ever be normal interacting with people again. The only time I feel sane while alone is when I'm drinking, but I ran out of booze.
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>>38260555
yes
no such thing as slight psychosis
you will go back to normal if you talk to more people
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>>38260733
I-i try but most people don't like me... I frequently ask people that used to be my friends to hang out and 99% of them don't. The other 1% I see maybe once a month. I want to kms.
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>>38261057
ok that sucks but I can't say it's surprising, drift-apart friendships have to drift together organically
you're supposed to make new friends

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