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>>39524833
Anon this isn't a place to compete for who is the biggest loser.

Go clean up man.

>>39524833
get your shit together op

originaliod

>>39524863
I don't care enough to clean up
>>39524889
why should I?

>>39524765
>chestlet

this is good though

b my qtgf

>go on the internet and get a shitton of attention becuase deep down youre a stupid whore like every women is

>>39524765
>Chestlets

I don't mean to sound like a dickhead who is lying to you in order to feel better, but a fuckton of guys like chestlets.

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Tags are only r9k. Blasphems who use anything else will be shot on sight. Also this girl is under 18, dont think about it, pedophiles

written in the stars

>>39524753
If thats a tranny then im gay

unless you are gymnast i wouldnt try it you could fuck up your neck and back, just find a hooker

>>39524751
I can, but its not worth it.it feels gay even tho it doesnt seem before youve done it.The feeling that you are giving somebody else a blowjob is overwhelming and that cant be altered.It just feels gay.

>>39524751
yes i do it while i fuck my asshole with a dildo

>inb4 i'm gay

Nope i'm just pleasuring myself. It's not any different than fapping

>>39524748
>18 dollars an hour as a programmer
did you even get a fucking degree?

It's easy for normals. A neurotypical can fit into any social environment and advance. If someone's neurotypical, not disabled, and poor for more than a few years it shows me they made really bad choices.

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>>39524748
Do you have a degree OP? I'm a last year CS student & my internship this summer paid $20/hr. But most of my friends were getting more than that, one got $39/hr in San Francisco, others were getting like 35-45-50 or so

trt or illegal roids r the only option
orals dont and will never work

>>39524745
>I'm severely low test. What can I do about this? I've tried test boosters but didn't notice a difference but the taste of my semen.
Become a girl

>>39525919
I was born a male. Impossible for me to become a girl. Transgender is a terrible meme. Traps need to grow the fuck up or kill themselves.

As a certified troller I have several ideas which might help you.

>>39524790

Great. What are some of those ideas?

>>39524732
Thats pretty funny XD LOLOL

do you have a booger hanging out of your nose?

>>39524637
n-no anon. I think I actually look pretty decent right now

>>39524701
pics or none of this happened

>>39524584
Yes. Why do you ask bro? I'm interested

>>39524584
This is the first roastie I think I've seen in awhile that doesn't look like a typical dumb slut

Could be wrong tho

Meh, I'd be down if she is.

You drank it remember

>start browsing 4chan
>randomly look at clock
>it's been 3 hours

>>39524610
Wrong. I started drinking at 3.
>>39524648
.... Fuck you.

>>39524569
watching anime will make it worse

Yes but it is a bandaid
You'll crash and your depression will hit you twofold when a series ends because you're still here and not there. So then you will watch more anime.

It will make you feel feels that may be inaccessible in daily life and may provide you with inspiration and role models tho

watching good anime will make it better.

You are what you eat anon, if you watch moeshit you will become a pedophile, wannabe masochist trap due to low self esteem or some other weirdo.

fuck kendra has nice tits

I'm not attracted to white chicks

Please stop teasing me, thanks.

>>39524509
Nobody looks good with a buzzcut. Nobody. You got literally memed to death.

>>39524646
good looking people look good.

that's the blackpill giving myself a buzzcut taught me.

I'm not good looking. All I can do is own it and cope.

>>39524687
No shit sherlock. And good looking people look like shit with shitty haircuts.

I agree, pubic hair is the thinking man's preference

Because it's gross otherwise?
???

>>39524504
I don't like it too hairy desu

>tfw I don't even know her name

>>39524501
Emily
Last saw her... 4 or 5 years ago. And she still crops up into my thoughts constantly

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literally no girl came to mind

I don't know any