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Most posters were underage b& who gives a shit fuck you

>>34743098

i fucked your mom last night BITCH

>>34742810
Spongebob and Fairy Odd Parents went to shit YEARS ago.

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Cape Cod reporting in.

about time we got some real snow this winter

im going to be comfy af tomorrow watching the news about all the wagecucks getting in car accidents trying to get to work

>>34742848
>tfw sleeping over at work

>>34742722
I usually like to find out in person

Kinda hard to judge on a shit posting image board wouldnt you say op?

>>34742722

they don't, but you're so sensitive to being ignored by women from having a neglectful mother that it feels like hatred towards you, which is why you relate to elliot since he was in the same situation

>>34742979
This is pretty much spot on

>>34742664
At least you'll die fucking someone...
People here usually don't get to fuck anyone.

>>34742664
>>34742816
put me in the screencap desu family

We'll die alone and virgins together anon :).

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>>34742574
>deenz
I hate "deenz" almost as much as I hate when people call cucumbers "cucs," you son of a bitch. Why do you do this to me?

deenz nutz

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For me it's the go' za', the best of all za's

Eels - Nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6_2E0MF2bY

Nowadays I keep to myself
Everybody else can look some other way
Things I say seem to get me into trouble
That I've been through for too many days

And trouble is a friend of mine
I'd like to leave behind
I like my friends more refined

Carissa's Wierd - Drunk W/ The Only Saints I Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX_crPKxUuY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqNtBXN5Mc

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bumping so I get at least one reply

>body covered in boils

explain yourself

>>34743135
maybe if you stopped posting such stale ass memes someone would reply to you

If you're attracted to fembots, you are not a Chad.

The most likely explanation is that you're deluded.

>>34742468
I am also attracted to fembots. Most of them say they're saving for marriage. I like a challenge.

>>34742468
i actually am a chad though. i had girls chasing me all through highschool. lost me virginity at 14 and was popular at every school i went to. have had multiple normal gfs. i just prefer fem bots

>>34742432
If you want your kids to be robots you should file for divorce.

What could she possibly mean by that letter? What's her endgame?

>>34742432
retard stop being a cuck and get your wife and kids
my get says so

>>34742418
Anyone who calls their asshole a boipussy is someone best to avoid.

What is your boss like?

>>34742436
agreed. the correct term for that would be boipucci.

>>34742343
Elder is a title of one of the Priesthood Quorums in the church.

All missionary join the Elders Quorum before going out on their mission. The church then gives them that title for the years they serve.

>calling somebody and just saying "Hello" when they answer the phone
kek, he might just be new and never did much formal or polite phone training- like my dad would have boxed my fucking ears in when I was a kid if I answered the phone or made a call like a goober but nowadays phones are personal rather than communal, I wouldn't be surprised if basic phone etiquette has died off.

>>34742399
I got that.

Maybe it's just me. My point is, don't you usually tell people your name when you call them?

"Hi, my name is Elder _____. I am a Mormon missionary, returning your call."

>>34742316
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"

check em

>took a fucking photo of your screen

also
>>>/b/

I do origami

>>34742311

>Highschool
>PTSD

quit being a pussy faggot

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I know I made a thread with this story, but fuck it.

>Junior year in my English class
>teacher has a very special assignment (she has been teasing this for a while.)
>she turns on her projector and the browser was littered with tabs that are from reddit
>Each of these tabs are filled with situational/related memes.
>Our assignment was to use our phones and find the best memes
>1st prize gets to bring a movie to watch for the whole class.
>mfw all I hear was shitty memes for 1.5 hours. (Block schedule due to test)
>mfw the movie that she picked was Justin Bieber: "Never Say Never". I can't make this shit up.

Fuck high school.

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>>34742311
r9k is filled with pussies and we can't save it anymorr

>>34742219
They live off the government, but since Trump is in office, they are now scared

>>34742219
bump cmon guys help a fellow neet out

yes. I live alone, in a government appointed apartment (filled with niggers and white trash unfortunately) but they pay for my rent, power, etc and give me $240 a week.
feels good.

I don't remember, since they never talk to me

>>34742157
My mom makes me feel bad about myself at least a few times a week, if that counts. Mostly about my lack of employment.

>>34742157
This is a non sequitur op