I wish that a guy would kick me in the balls as hard as he can.
I wish to volunteer.
>>36840642
How hard can you kick ? What would you wear ?
>>36840679
Im a good kicker.
I used to work in construction, i have a safety boot with metal tip.
Would that suffice your need?
>one chance at life
>tfw not born in glorious nippon
Japan isn't the greatest country in the world.
Baka.
>>36840661
Which country is, then?
Japan is incredibly social. You people find group activities and shit in the West hard? It's far more prevalent over there, especially in schools but also workplaces. You would be eaten alive growing up in Japan, probably end up as one of the many kids bullied into suicide, or who loses his mind and stabs his mother and gets arrested.
i'm telling my therapist about 4chan and r9k in particular. i'm going to spill the beans. i'm going to tell her all about stacy and chad and how this board affects me.
today
I told my therapist about katawa shoujo and she treated me like a weirdo afterwards.
Don't be stupid anon.
How are you going to put the blame on 4chins exactly?
>told therapist about loli
>cops lead me out
You are given a pill that once taken will permanently make you asexual
You're still capable of orgasm but you will never feel romantic love or sexual desire
Do you take it?
Asexual = refrain from having sex
Aromantic = don't feel romantic love
OP = faggot
i wanted to refute your image, but I just got a welling of thoughts and feels that defeated me instead.
i'm truly done.
even a retarded little sister knows she has more social value then an unattractive broken neet
There are points I can remember where I'd be down for that
Anons, i think I'm gay.
>always rejected by men
>fantasies about men decline because they make me depressed
>had thoughts about girls since a young age
>never acted on it because didnt want to be edgy bi girl
>dream about experimenting with high school girl friends
>currently in college
>fantasize about my roommate
>90% sure shes lesbo, has never had a bf and has no interest in going out with guys
>dont want to lose her as a friend
What do
>>36840326
you're not gay you're just a horny slut
Watch some lezzie porn and see if you're into it.
>>36840326
>>always rejected by men
i wouldn't reject you anon
>Tfw parents try to make you go to a 14 year olds birthday party when you're 21
someone buy me a rope and a stool
Is that 14 year old related to you?
>>36840512
yes
4th cousin
>>36840704
get stoned, go, and have good time with kids. what could go wrong?
Bros, I've been making threads, asking what to reply to the girl who asked me "are you singleee" pic related is what happened after.
We did it together guys. Thank you. I love all of you
>>36840310
congrats anon you did it
NOW FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEE
See you in a few weeks when you inevitabl make a womanhate thread after she fucks you over
>>36840406
Why do you have to be like that man?
I mean I already hate them, but I'm not a cuck so she won't fuck me over. Worst thing, she'll do some dumb shit and I might break up
Tangled Web of Evidence Edition
Milk Cat 36
What do you have on Amir?
This is a Nice thread
I am shitfaced poster number ?
So far I've seen so much horrible shit on the internet. Really horrific. I'm pretty sure I've seen anything bad imagine able. Any robots ever seen CP? What's it like? I'm curious solely because of the shock value, but I don't need the police to fuck my shit up just because I want to see something new
Ever been to a public pool and seen a kid in a swimsuit? That's all it is.
i never saw CP ever but i did see a guy fucking a snake.
Why would you even ask such a question?
That shit leaves permanent scars.
>tfw the thought of me having sex terrifies me more than the thought of remaining a permavirgin
Then don't make us think about it, faggot
Just get really drunk and pay some unknown prostitute
you objectively have nothing to lose in this scenario
>>36840243
I did that and didnt get hard. Thats how strong my anxiety is. Theres no solution to every problem.
>"Omg red haired Stacy, you know anon, the guy I hired? He's so beta he's gotta be a virgin!
>"LOL blonde Stacy, you should seriously give him extra work and patronize him until he quits"
Reminder that ALL female managers do this to their non-Chad employees.
>>36840162
>employees
what board do you think you're on
>>36840162
>>36840197
also no they don't
>>36840291
mostly because females don't become managers
thank god for insitutional sexism
Does growing up with a sister make you less autistic around women?
Don't have a sister so I wouldn't know. Makes sense, though.
Kind of. If a girl is outgoing like my sister, it's not awkward to be around her. Too bad they're not my type.
My sister is the reason I have schizoid to go with my autism, imo.
how does a plain ol femanon like myself go about making some extra money for college books?
by posting your face anywhere but r9k
You don't pay for college books. You pirate them.
by getting a shitty ass job just like everyone else or leeching money from ur government welfare like a degenerate loser
Hey /r9k/, I'm a bonafide 19 year old NEET dependent on my parents on pretty much all matters, however I just got an offer to work as a reception assistant at my uncle's biotech company "to get into the real world". It amounts to 10 hours of work per week for about 400 dollars. I'm really unsure about whether to do it or not, so I'll ask the only friends I have:
Would you do it, /r9k/?
>>36840094
You're not really a NEET.
You're just a young guy that's starting his life and you just landed a chance to work with your uncle at a company.
Come back here when you 31, jobless and without a degree.
Also good luck there, you should pick it up, maybe you will get some mad dosh if you get a degree in some bio/chem stuff.
>$40 an hour
>to be a reception ASSISTANT
>only 10 hours a week
yes
>I want to show off my piss easy $40/h job on the internet
>>>>>what should I do XD
Go somewhere else.
list three things you HATE seeing on r9k, I'll start
>fembots
>race bait threads
>namefags
myself
organites
>old threads, but with a twist
>penises
>ugly women
>linux shilling
>traps(they are easily the worst thing about the board)
>weebs