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You can't call yourself a fembot if you won't date a robot in need
otherwise you're just another stacy who doesn't care about us
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>>34742430
the world doesn't revolve around you
grow up
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i dated a robot from here.
i wanna marry him and have white children with him now.
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>>34742580
>the world doesn't revolve around you
Oh the irony, considering this is the one lesson that women literally never learn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWM8CMzw-jY
Many such examples!
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what was 2005 like?
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I wanted a VuGo
I never got one
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Terrorism
Terrorism everywhere
Couldnt walk out your front door without getting allah achbar'd
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i met veronica
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LACTATION BREAD! Summoning CowChan and all other lactation enthusiasts for a bread on everything lactation! Inducing Discussion, Anr, Abf, porn vids, webms, gifs, pics, hentai, hucows and moar! I've been on /b/ for a while but I'm here to make a hopefully triumphant return. Even if you don't have anything to share please stop by.
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Milk abounds robots don't be shy.
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Hentai, the only good thing about anime.
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Hucow wife? yes
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Was cracking jokes with classmate and then he says
>"Why arent you always like this?"
>wut
>"like happy n chill looking, you scare the fuck out of people by the way you frown and walk"
>lol idk
Then this happened
>Was taking piss
>Black kid enters bathroom n shouts
>"Who the fuck is in here? Fucking snitch ass nigga better not say a fucking thing!" as he sets up to deal drugs.
>I zip up and turn around and stare hard at him like pic related.
>"uuuughhh sorry bro i thought you were someone else heh heh" and leaves the bathroom.
>Walking in hallway
>Guy wrestling with friend accidentally shoves him into me
>Everyone goes "OOOOOOHhhhh"
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>>34742044
Yeah, I'm big and have a pretty bad temper. It's ghetto chad mode. People are hardwired to respect people they're afraid of. Lesson to any robots lurking = don't be a little bitch, and you'll automatically be 9000% more attractive.
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>>34742044
I have long hair, a full hobo beard and wear a big black coat with a high collar (it's cold as fuck in Minneapolis.)
I tend to stick out in a group, and not in a good way.
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I'm a pretty big guy (6'5 240) and walk around with a mean look on my face, not intentionally I just look really mean, an older black lady at work told me i walk around like i have eyes in the back of my head, I asked her what she meant by that and she said that I don't look scared of anything, I've never been a fight because people don't step to me.
I buzz my hair and people either think I'm a marine or a skinhead, I like being feared because being feared means being respected and not being taken seriously would suck.
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>tfw 20 years old
>Never had a girlfriend
>Still a virgin
Is there still hope?
Pic unrelated.
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>>34741898
I would hope so, I turn 20 in a few months.
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20 years of solitude for me as well :\\
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>>34741898
im 22 and im in the same situation, i dont know what to do
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Once you realize that women are worthless and you can have a healthier relationship with a cute boy, then you can step out of the robot realm.
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Tfw like a year ahead of this
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cute boys are impossible to find if you aren't a twink yourself, I've been looking for so long.
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>>34742445
Well sometimes they're looking for a daddy
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What have you done today to fight the interdimensional globalist transhumanistic pedophilic illuminati death cults?
Nothing is not an acceptable answer. We need 1776 up in this bitch.
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Is it pretty much universally acknowledged at this point that this guy runs a comedy show? Some kind of weird, politics themed, Andy Kaufman style performance art?
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>>34741638
I have the documents anon!
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>>34741772
No he genuinely believes what he preaches and a lot of it is true
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Share a secret you can't tell anyone.
Mine is that when my dad died, his life insurance paid out 2.4 million dollars. My mom is living off the interest. She only told me this once, and I still will get a job and contribute to the Mulligan fortune. I am also very frugal. But nonetheless, I don't know what to do about that money.
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It's good you have a fallback
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>>34741630
I allegedly let a 7 year old fondle my balls because she was curious
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>>34741630
Posted this in another thread, but it might be suitable for this one.
My mom thought that I was downloading porn on her computer because she got a pop-up ad from some illegal streaming site. That was her first thought and it really pissed me off.
Then I started thinking about how she raised me and the times she beat me for seemingly no reason as a kid, and how she pretends to be supportive of my autism while punishing me for unintentionally exhibiting symptoms and that just pisses me off even more. We moved around every 9 fucking months or so. We ended up moving about 7 times within the span of 5 years. Only two of those times were actually necessary and I think it really fucked me up. There wasn't even any fucking stability in my life.
I'm moving out of this place as soon as I can and cutting ties with her. I'm gonna start saving up for property to become autonomous and maybe find a gf.
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Real NEET Hours Edition
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>>34741573
Shipman free edition. You scouse bastards.
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>>34741573
>tfw you live NEET hours but exist as a wageslave
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>>34741993
I'm sure he'll be back, the meme has staying power.
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CONGRADULATIONS! You just signed a contract and became a famous rapper! The last thing you ate with the word "lil" in front of it is your new rap name.
>lil cheesecake
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>>34741275
go back to /b/ you fucking faggot. a very original insult
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>>34741319
I'm sorry, are you upset that your rap name is "lil sperm"?
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>>34741275
>lil rye
I'm okay with this
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What is the outro song to your life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kh2ZqC9SkY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa3CPpOkpHA&list=RDFa3CPpOkpHA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU
>tfw no hairy bf to let me stroke his chest hair
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>tfw no big hairy bf to hold me in his big hairy arms
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>>34738253
>tfw no body hair but god-tier beard due to Swedish parents
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>>34738253
>tfw no curious bf to peg
Is it true that people have sex on daily basic?
Is it normal for a couple to have sex few times in a week?
I find it hard to belive.
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>>34735629
it's not like it's set in stone or planned... but yeah. Imagine how often a couple might cuddle, so multiple times a day... those types of things can cause one or both parties to become aroused. Arousal turns into penetration. So yeah... always at least once a day, usually 3-5, every day of the week
take age into account for this, I'm 31, she's 35
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Yeah, young couples even have sex a few times a day, especially on a weekend. They are at peak attractiveness and performance so they make use of it. I'm not jealous hahaha.
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Do you really really have to make this thread every day? What do you get out of it, you pathetic little shit?
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Daily reminder that if you're taller than your father you are winning in height genetics, don't be sad when people call you a Manlet, it's literally not your fault.
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>>34733575
Sweet, I'm 5'9", my dad is 5'7" and my mom is 5'4".
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>got two, almost three inches on both my parents
>5'8"
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>>34733575
>it's literally not your fault.
but you're still a manlet tho
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>tfw INFP, also MBTI general 2017-02-08 10:41:39 Post No.34733429
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>tfw INFP, also MBTI general
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>INFP is the anti-normie type
>Many INFPs are colossal autists in everyday situations
>Very likely to be taken advantage of in any imaginable way, they just won't get back at somebody, no matter what happened
>Most likely type to consider suicide
>Majority of them got bullied at school, ruining them on the inside
>No talents that matter in today's western society, totally unorganised, completely break apart under stressful conditions, issues with with subordinating to authority, having "their own way" of doing things
>Can't focus at all or are massive autists about a subject, barely anything inbetween, hindering them at school/work even further
>Bottle up their emotions instead of talking about them before suddenly sperging out of control
>As introverts, they desire alone time, yet they're also fueled by human interaction on a close and personal level
>Naive as fuck
>INFP males are literally the definition of beta cuck, tfw no gf given form
>High tendency to jump on the SJW train
>most INFP females get pumped and dumped/raped by their first Chad bf, having thought of him as their perfect loving prince/refusing to give their virginity away so quickly in a society where sex is essentially a throwaway good, frequently traumatizing them in the process
>The only thing they're somewhat competent at is listening to and caring for their loved ones, often giving good advice
>Seen as whiney cucks by their Chad and normie peers since they desire things that are totally dated in modern society. are dreamy as fuck and actually give a damn about their fellow humans
>Confined by their strong set of moral values, becoming triggered if you happen to hurt their feefees regarding that matter
>They suck at discussing, backing off far too quickly despite having good points, just because they don't want to cause any trouble
Why do they exist? INFPs should've been weeded out by evolution long ago.
I only wish for one kiss in my life, the releasing kiss of death. God, please take me home
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>>34733429
Tl;dr
All that matters is your INFP and that means pic related
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>>34733429
INFP here. I don't really think all those things apply to me though. You're probably being too hard on yourself.
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@34733461
You're not getting that (you) with such a shitty bait you negroid.
>>34733479
All INFPs I know irl are like this.
How do you find enjoyment in life, if I may ask?