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What are some good sites to talk with strangers ?
I want to talk with someone, the nights are lonely and cold here.
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omegle is the only one that i know of
it's mostly luck to have a friendly conversation though, alot of times it's just horny guys
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>>36736968
Just post your Discord info. i'm sure some friendless loser would add you and be your friend. not me though, i don't talk to people who like maid dragon.
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>>36736968
Post skype? I'm lonely and sad too and would love to talk
alright,
Toronto to Peru
how much is it gonna cost to go an see manchu pichu?
how much is beer, im an alcoholic
are women easy there/ is prostitution laxxed?
and how much is anti venom if some amazonian shit bites me?
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>>36736926
Add 50000 tourists and 20000 locals selling you shit to that picture to make it more realistic. Tourist trap places like this and the Eiffel tower and the pyramids are huge let downs.
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>>36736996
im calling llama shit on that buddy, no way can they fit that many people up there, and what males you such an expert huh? peruvianon?
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>>36736996
thanks for answering my questions btw, i wont let neethood hold me back, and can have stories to tell future potential friends
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>check out a local antique store about a month ago
>see they're hiring
>fuck that shit, I don't want to work with a bunch of old women, plus fucking being a wagie/etc (whatever rationalization I could come up with at the time)
>yesterday I drive by the same place
>go up to the door
>notice they're still hiring (the sign is still up)
>I go in
>notice a tall (like 5'11" tall") blonde chick in her late 20's/early 30's that's clearly the girl that all the girls made fun off for her glasses and being lanky in middle school (like pic related but natural blonde, big ass glasses, and tall as fuck for a woman/grill) I'm a manlet bt, 5'8"
>panic, hope she's not the employee
>she is
>"what can I do for you?"
>"hey, uh um, are you guys still hiring?"
>she's not really sure, kinda laughs because I don't look like the kind of person that would apply at an antique store
>immediately bends down to look for an application behind the very low counter
>she digs around for a minute
>"sorry, we're out of applications, you can submit a resume if you'd like"
>"yeah uh thank you"
>don't even finish my last syllable before I'm speed walking out the door.
>get in the car
>breath and decides that there's no way I'm going back there
>drive off
>go eat a hamburger and fried pickles
>get home
>post about it last night
>didn't take off
>try again tonight after sleeping for 20 hours.
I can't go back there. If I do and I end up working with her I'll fucking die. I mean it's a decent/easy enough job, just cleaning/organizing/interacting with fourty year old air force vets with their fourty year old filipino wives. Feel fail thread?
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>>36736889
What the fuck
Just go back and submit the resume.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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fucking kill yourself holy shit lmao
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>>36736889
>this much anxiety over a wage cuck job
I really hope you get over this
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>tfw just yelled at my lesbian best friend on the phone at the top of my lungs about how nobody will ever love me and it evolves into "I JUST WANNA TOUCH A DICK, VERONICA!!!! I JUST WANNA TOUCH IT!!!!!! (crying) I WANT TO TOUCH A DIIIIHIIIHIIIHIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"can't relate"
>keep on yelling about dicks
>she hangs up
What is my fucking problem?
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>>36736881
I feel you I do a lot of dumb shit and I have a lot of things wrong with me and can never express my feelings well
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>>36736907
I seriously don't know how it happened. I just blurted it out and I couldn't shut up.
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>>36736980
I do that a lot at anon
i have fucking issues. I can never control what I say I just blurt shit out randomly and say the most autistic stupid shit and am always shouting about something retarded, I even reeee in public
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LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME
AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE 13 IN ALL THE FUCKING WORLD
THERE ARE GIRLS AS YOUNG AS 11 ALREADY TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BOTH WITH THEMSELVES AND ON THE INTERNET, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF IT AOC SHOULD BE 13
THIS GIRL, LITTLE SISTER OF A FRIEND OF MINE, TURNED 13 JANUARY OF THIS YEAR
SHE TRIES TO FLIRTS WITH ME (21 YO FIT ROBOT) EVERYTIME I VISIT MY FRIEND, ALWAYS BEND TO PICK SOMETHING SHE INTENTIONALLY DROPS INFRONT OF ME, AND A LOT OF OTHER OBVIOUS SHIT, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 2015, BUT NOW SHE'S LOOKING FUCKING FINE.
SHE TALKS ABOUT ME ON HER FACEBOOK AND HOW SHE WOULD LIKE ME TO DO LEWD THINGS TO HER, NOT KNOWING I HAVE HER AS A FRIEND WITH A FAKE 15 TWEENBOY ACCOUNT I MADE JUST TO SEE HOW SLUTTY 13 Y/O GIRLS ARE
IF SHE WANTS ME TO FUCK HER DOGGYSTYLE, EAT HER OUT AND ALL OF THAT HOT SHIT SHE POSTS WITH THOSE STUPID GIFS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THOSE AND IMPREGNATE HER SWEET LITTLE TEEN PUSSY WITH MY 7.5 BENT DICK BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGE OF CONSENT IS FUCKING 16 HERE, 13-15 AND YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STATUTORY RAPE, NO MATTER IF SHE CONSENTS, IF SHE BEGS FOR IT OR MAKE IT SO FUCKING OBVIOUS SHE WANTS HER LITTLE PUSSY FILLED WITH SEMEN. I DONT WANT AN OLD AND USED UP ROASTIE WANT FRESH TEEN PUSSY AT ITS PRIME, ITS FUCKING NATURAL FOR FUCKS SAKE, MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS AT THEIR PRIME WHICH IS 12-14, OBVIOUSLY I FUCK OLDER GIRLS BUT I WANT TEEN PUSSY NOW
NOW NWON OWN OWN WON WON WONO NO NWOWN O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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you're goin in my prayers
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>WITH MY 7.5 BENT DICK
nice troll
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>>36736830
>LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME
>AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE 13 IN ALL THE FUCKING WORLD
>THERE ARE GIRLS AS YOUNG AS 11 ALREADY TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BOTH WITH THEMSELVES AND ON THE INTERNET, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF IT AOC SHOULD BE 13
>THIS GIRL, LITTLE SISTER OF A FRIEND OF MINE, TURNED 13 JANUARY OF THIS YEAR
>SHE TRIES TO FLIRTS WITH ME (21 YO FIT ROBOT) EVERYTIME I VISIT MY FRIEND, ALWAYS BEND TO PICK SOMETHING SHE INTENTIONALLY DROPS INFRONT OF ME, AND A LOT OF OTHER OBVIOUS SHIT, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 2015, BUT NOW SHE'S LOOKING FUCKING FINE.
>SHE TALKS ABOUT ME ON HER FACEBOOK AND HOW SHE WOULD LIKE ME TO DO LEWD THINGS TO HER, NOT KNOWING I HAVE HER AS A FRIEND WITH A FAKE 15 TWEENBOY ACCOUNT I MADE JUST TO SEE HOW SLUTTY 13 Y/O GIRLS ARE
>IF SHE WANTS ME TO FUCK HER DOGGYSTYLE, EAT HER OUT AND ALL OF THAT HOT SHIT SHE POSTS WITH THOSE STUPID GIFS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THOSE AND IMPREGNATE HER SWEET LITTLE TEEN PUSSY WITH MY 7.5 BENT DICK BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGE OF CONSENT IS FUCKING 16 HERE, 13-15 AND YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STATUTORY RAPE, NO MATTER IF SHE CONSENTS, IF SHE BEGS FOR IT OR MAKE IT SO FUCKING OBVIOUS SHE WANTS HER LITTLE PUSSY FILLED WITH SEMEN. I DONT WANT AN OLD AND USED UP ROASTIE WANT FRESH TEEN PUSSY AT ITS PRIME, ITS FUCKING NATURAL FOR FUCKS SAKE, MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS AT THEIR PRIME WHICH IS 12-14, OBVIOUSLY I FUCK OLDER GIRLS BUT I WANT TEEN PUSSY NOW
>NOW NWON OWN OWN WON WON WONO NO NWOWN O
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
honestly I agree
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tfw 4 page paper due in 3 hours
only 900 words in
looks like I am retaking this class in the fall lads
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>>36736819
Isn't that like half way through? Do you have double space on?
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haha, that's what you get for procrastinating
I woke up an 30 minutes ago (5 am here) and that means my paper is only due to 8 hours bitch
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>>36736928
You've already lost once you're posting on r9k, we're all screwed.
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hahahahahahash
somebody help me
i cant stop fucking crying
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just do the drug that makes anime more real.
id like to know this someone let me know.
i feel like it might be dxm
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>>36736855
I want a gun
please end it
please
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>>36736900
why
do you want that anon person?
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stop being a lonely neet and make some friends. Come observe the law with us.
htt
ps:
//disc
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QmM29az
it is your destiny my robot friend
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rose is patrician-tier by the way
>tfw no /g/ gf
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when will our lord and savior return to us?
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>>36736802
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>>36737221
Saw this whore at the tube the other day. Don't waste your time.
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>boy in class bullies me entire semester
>pushes me around, laughs at me, calls me a fag, kisses me, forces me give him the lunch I packed for him everyday
>doesn't even have the decency to ask me to be his bf at the end of the semester
feels like fucking shit lads
how can I live without him
I hate this
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fuck off autogynephilia suffering weeb
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>>36736786
It's okay there will be others
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>>36736810
>autogynephilia
that's a pretty big word
Are you waiting on any packages, /r9k/?
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Yep coming tomorrow
what ya getting?
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>>36736785
Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator
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a lucha loot monthly subscription box.
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Just purchased this.
Am I past the point of no return?
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>>36736724
>not getting superior Stoya model
>do you even flight anon?
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>>36736724
They seem annoying to clean up
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>>36736724
is it actually Riley's or is this just a generic image? if it is Riley's than nicely done. She is one of my guilty faps/fantasies
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>When you watch Rick and Morty, cook bacon, and listen to Queen all while using your atheist intellect to prove how Bernie can still win.
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>>36736693
Meh.
That's not even funny. I was hoping for better.
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>>36736693
>Rick and Morty if MY FAVORITE SHOW
>It's a really funny show, and it checks off all the boxes for reddit: clever, ironic, cynical, nerdy, pop-culture heavy...
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fuck drumph and fuck white people
finally asked out a qt semi-fembot grill via text
"I might be busy. I don't like hanging out with people, it gives me anxiety."
What do I do? What does she want to hear? or do I just give up? she might be my only chance, guys
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>>36736691
she doesn't want to hang out with you
she'll be busy with a certain man we've all come to know
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>>36736691
>finally asked out a qt semi-fembot grill via text
>via text
the end.
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>>36736721
I don't think you understand the level of autistic social anxiety we're dealing with here
but since you're probably just being a faggot, here's your (You)
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This board is shit. I'm a fembot and even I can admit to that. There's too many virgin/woman hate/no gf/fembot threads. I'm tired of the trap/gay threads. Too many dick threads.
Why won't mode add new rules?
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>>36736657
this is great bait honestly
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>>36736657
just go to /pol/ with a maga cap and timestamp so they can gush over you, attention whore
>btw im a girl ^_^
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>>36736657
Die roastie whore
die die die die die
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Condom fell off while fucking a hooker
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>fucking a hooker
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>>36736642
How small is your dicklet that a condom just falls off.?
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mom found the cum maggot copulation canteen